Al Bundy

31 comments

• ReadyPayerOne

  •

  11 years ago

  3:09 marathon at the age of 31.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

  •

  11 years ago

  I played left out in my college dormitory intramural softball team.
• motorhead

  •

  11 years ago

  I won my school spelling bee and advanced to the county tournament
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  The 1st and only 3 time Avocado picking champion from 1994-1996 at the Rainbow,CA avocado harvest.
• tumblingdice

  •

  11 years ago

  Once fucked three different girls in one day.
• jestrite50

  •

  11 years ago

  I once saw an honest politician !
  (Just thought since we're lying anyway, ya know)
• Clubber

  •

  11 years ago

  Florida State Champion in drag racing.
• DandyDan

  •

  11 years ago

  When I was a kid in the local recreational soccer league, I scored a goal with my left foot which helped us win the regular season league championship trophy. Other than that, I once hit the 9 ball in off the break in 9 ball. It impressed my date.
• ATACdawg

  •

  11 years ago

  Took on the entire USA girls field hockey team. I lost :-(
• ATACdawg

  •

  11 years ago

  @Juice
  
  Let me get this straight. You sucked down 52 weiners without condom(ment)s? The world record for BBBJs!!!!!
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  In all seriousness, I had 2 things happen in theEl Niño winter of 2007-2008. One was a 2 wave hold down at Black's Beach that almost drowned me. I ain't shit but got mad props on my failed drop. The second was a successful ride on a double-overhead at Redondo Beach Breakwater.
• rockstar666

  •

  11 years ago

  Last year sinking a 25 foot downhill par putt on the last hole to win the league championship for my team. I actually shot a personal best for the round as well, but my opponent was also hot. It came down to the last hole and what turned out to be my last shot. He had to chip in to tie, and he didn't.
  
  I tell this story more than Al tells his!
• deogol

  •

  11 years ago

  You guys should watch out when I'm playing Doom!
• crazyjoe

  •

  11 years ago

  Did you shit the bed after all those hot dogs juice?
• shadowcat

  •

  11 years ago

  Got a blow job that only took 30 seconds. :)
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  Talking about funny, Shadow, you just made me spit when I laughed. !Aye, que chistoso!
• crsm27

  •

  11 years ago

  A hole in one.... Winning two high school state titles in baseball (going 10-15 in one and 15-22 in the other with a total of 5 hr for both.)....winning Amatuer State Baseball (going 11-18 with 2 hr.)
  
  
• ATACdawg

  •

  11 years ago

  Just remembered, I got my rocks off playing on my high school curling team!
  
  In fact, I put them in every end.
  
  They made me vice skip for that.
  
  And they said I couldn't hack it. Did any of you know that curling was such a degenerate sport?
  
  Come to think of it, has anyone else noticed that all games originating In Scotland all seem to require hefting large objects and tossing them (curling, caber toss, Scottish hammer, etc), or beating something with a club (golf)?
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  I prefer the sport of Hawaiian Kings. I love to thread my longboard through a tight barrel.
• ScottyW

  •

  11 years ago

  Bronze medal, National Cunnilingus Championship, Mustache Ride division.
• Papi_Chulo

  •

  11 years ago

  ^ nice - LOL
• Papi_Chulo

  •

  11 years ago

  1999 runner-up Florida Masturbating National Invitational
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  That was you Titty? I must say, you looked Mah-valus. Liberace would be jealous.
• Dain

  •

  11 years ago

  I once fucked three girls in 24 hours, all separately.
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  I got an A+...in Spanish class. Beat that.
• juiicebox69

  •

  11 years ago

  I eight 49 buckets ov KFCEE last thanksgiveen !
• motorhead

  •

  11 years ago

  In my football days, I was a bad-ass offensive lineman. Pulling guard. I was the second heaviest guy on the time but I was faster than our running backs.
  
  O-lineman get no respect. We get all the blame when the QB and running game suck but get ZERO credit when they do well. Oh well, that's life. But offensive lineman typically are the smartest guys on the team. Remember when QB Vince Young only scored 6 (out of 50) on the Wonderlic test at the NFL combine.
• SlickSpic

  •

  11 years ago

  Moto...why are you so smart
• Clubber

  •

  11 years ago

  motor,
  
  In my days we played both sides of the ball. I centered and d-tackle. Loved to ply line because you got involved in every single play.
  
  In baseball I was the catcher. Same thing, every play. When I heard my knee, right field, and it didn't take me long to get out of the game. Almost never involved in a play.
• motorhead

  •

  11 years ago

  ^^
  clubber,
  
  Interesting you were the center on the football team and a catcher in baseball.
  
  That's the way it was on my team. Our center also was the catcher on the baseball team. I wonder if that's common.
• Clubber

  •

  11 years ago

  Big and slow works in both positions. :)