Comments by SnakePlissken

I would bring Moscato and Rose champagne. Doesn't matter if it's cheap; rappers drink it, therefore they will like it.

Airlines, truckers, oil, construction, military (especially submarines).

There was a deleted scene where she gives him a BBBJCIM and then he gets to DATY.

Step 1) get hacksaw and shovel...

Missionary & doggy so I can control the frequency of thrusting. I also like cowgirl, if, and this is a big if, the girl will do her part of the work and just ride me until she gets off. Otherwise, cowgirl is tiring as Hell.

I must be in the minority because I personally don't really care for BJ's, I'd just prefer to get straight down to sex. I've only ever met one girl who gave a really good BJ, but even then, once I was hard enough from it, I just put on a condom and started to bang her.

I'm shocked. You would think the Democrats would be making it rain with all the money they earn with their degrees in medieval literature and interpretive dance, or at least from their welfare checks.

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I don't really get why you are that interested in SC's when you have a girlfriend. What is it that really draws you to them? I know you mentioned the "seediness". What do you mean by that?

I think it could just be what they call "hedonic adaptation". Eventually the same thing just won't give you the same thrill. Perhaps now even a good lapdance just won't be enough to give you a hard on. There's no shame in that. I hardly ever get an erection from a simple lapdance and I just turned 26. That being said, if it is ED, there is no reason to worry about it. Such things happen to all men after a certain age, it's just part of life. It doesn't mean you are broken or anything is wrong with you. A prescription for Viagra would be helpful. I would also agree with the guys here that some sort of cardiovascular activity like jogging, walking, swimming, or biking would be beneficial. I've also found that eating a proper diet is really helpful in the bedroom too. Just a week of ensuring that about 1/3rd to 1/2 of my lunch and dinner consist of green vegetables makes me feel like a million dollars. My stamina increases and I get a fuller erection, which my girlfriend really appreciates.

The one I normally like to hear is "you smell good".

Friend, you're getting played. You give a wife and girlfriend money because you like them, you give a stripper money based on how good she makes your naughty parts feel, nothing more.

"So who wants to go on a road trip to Germany ??? LOL" Pick up an atlas. Any atlas, doesn't matter. Bild is also Germany's trashiest tabloid, so take what they say with a grain of salt.

I personally don't like Eastern European strippers. A former coworker and I (he left our company to go back to grad school, and I to join the Navy) used to frequent the strip clubs in the DC and Baltimore area. One night we went to a club in DC (Archibald's) and about half of the dancers were Eastern Europeans. The other half were Americans, about 50/50 white/black. Both of us noticed that the Eastern European chicks seemed to be really bitchy. One of them came up to us and said "why do guys like to go to strip clubs?" and proceeded to tell us how she couldn't understand why guys would come to them. Another one was a gross looking Russian girl named Olga or something who my friend named "cave troll". The final Eastern European girl we met hailed from Kiev. We were trying to be gentlemen and tried to engage her about something other than her work and she told us she was studying at American University to be a photographer, and her dream was to work for National Geographic. We told her that was very neat and wished her the best. She told us if that fell through however she would just marry one of the rich guys who came to the club. We all laughed at that, then she got totally serious and sneered "I'm just kidding, I hate them!" and walked away. My friend and I looked at each other in amazement at her venom as she walked off. After that we were always weary of Eastern Europeans. There was however one Eastern European girl we met at Scores in Baltimore we thought was really cute. We deemed her "Soviet Chick". I returned once after we saw her the first time and got a lap dance from her. She asked me afterwards if I was from Baltimore and I said no, then she asked me if I was staying in a hotel in Baltimore. Fishing for extras, perhaps? I guess I'll never know unless I go back and see her again. Personally, this is why I prefer good old American girls, country girls in particular.

Never loan someone money you arent comfortable with never seeing again. You made the right choice. How about instead of a loan you make her"earn" the money OTC?

I would say a PL is a customer who is deluded enough to think that he has a real romantic relationship with a dancer, or thinks he can spend enough to attain one. So Kingcripple, I would say you are not a PL for buying your favorite dancer a gift, since it seems to me you're not expecting her to realize that you're the man of her dreams and start dating you. I'm assuming you're buying her a reasonably priced gift in the hopes she'll appreciate it and make the time you spend in the club or the time you arrange outside of the club more fun for you in return. I don't think it would even cross the mind of most PL's that they're PL. They're probably too busy concocting stupid plans to win over their star crossed stripper.

Out of curiosity, has anyone here ever gotten liposuction? I'm not old enough to need it yet, but I definitely plan on getting it if I ever start to get a pot belly.

After 14 kids, I feel sorry for whatever poor schmuck ends up being her costar.

Plastic surgery a mental condition? No, of course not. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html

I just found this story in Germany's most famous tabloid "Bild": Bust out the google translate and read them, they're pretty funny http://www.bild.de/news/inland/sexuelle-noetigung/nymphomanin-schlug-wieder-zu-23916308.bild.html http://www.bild.de/news/inland/sexuelle-noetigung/nymphomanin-lockte-discjockey-in-sexfalle-23667918.bild.html

Some German porn company should make a gangbang movie with her. They probably wouldn't even have to pay her.

Escape From New York

I totally agree Alucard. That's why I don't have cable and only watch classic and indie movies on Netflix anymore.

Good point jackslash. Violence against women is the worst thing since the Holocaust and gets front page headlines, and violence against men is hilarious and gets page 16F.

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