Comments by Pablo Antonio (page 10)

Screamers, yes, my current ATF is a Latin screamer when she cums and I will take that over a squirter any day.

Sorry, still looking for my first squirter.

Motorhead, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Alcohol, Marijuana, stuff like that doesn't bother me too much. The rest, I avoid dancers who I know use the hard stuff.

Dougster, Dougster, Dougster.........some good sex would do wonders for you.

The only fat girl I ever had sex with was about 250 lbs. I really dont remember much about how i did it because I had a little too much to drink. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if I really did have sex with her.

Well done Player. I usually get my ATF a bikini each Spring and she loves it. Especially if we go to the hot tub or pool.

Nothing can take the place of a real woman. (Or in Txtittyfag's case, a real man).

If anyone asks who I am with (not that I'm too old yet), I simply say "This is Maria, my business associate." Works every time. (Well as long as "Maria" plays along anyway).

How does JUICE fuck? He weighs 400 lbs too.

Very funny Joe. You should keep your day job and forget about appearing on Comedy Central.

I think they gave you drugs in the club. There are no such things as ghosts.

Crazyjoe, who would be dumb enough on this forum to pay for the stripclub trip of a lifetime for YOU? What do we get in return for an 80% investment?

Penelope Cruz.

The size of your dick is directly proportional to the size of her pussy.

Everytime I try juggling, I wind up dropping everything.

I am grateful if a woman even talks to me. Shadowcat, you are a humble gentleman. My hat is off to you.

@ Jack: I think your dancer is an economics major in college.

I am not BI, so why would I want a BI dancer?

Art: Does a bear shit in Canada?

All dancer's boyfriends/husbands are losers. Sometimes it because of their character, sometimes its because their dancer girlfriend/wife is having sex with guys on the side. Either way, everybody loses at this game.

What a dumbass cop. I agree that he was probably drunk on his ass.

Total bullshit fabrication. He is lying thru his teeth.

Txtittyfan doesn't even have a daughter.

Strippers and wives dont mix.