Comments by Pablo Antonio (page 13)

@ Looneylarry: Carolynne uses stock photos of tits for her avatar. Those aren't her tits. You are slobbering all over yourself for nothing. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=21482

Juice, you were a broke-ass begger, selling your food stamps a few months ago. Now your 401K is so full you can return to clubbing? You are a crazy fucker.

My favs care about me and I care about them. After all, they are women too. I'm a PL, but hey its like going to rehab, once you admit your addiction you can start to feel better about yourself.

We are the Fellowship of the Club List. Those on the outside just aren't that interested in writing reviews. I talk to dancers mostly. Occasionally the managers and the DJ. I rarely interact with other customers that I probably will never see again, I sit where my back is to a wall when possible and I leave before 2am.

Art, I read and enjoy your reviews. Even though I am nowhere near Canada, they are still fun.

Is this a lonely hearts club?

Chairsky, you won't know how it feels to cum in your pants until your 13th birthday and little Suzy forgets to wear her training bra to your party. Once you experience that, 1 of 2 things will happen; 1. You will say "fuck this shit, I'm going to tear that pussy up next time." OR 2. You will want to experience the thrill of cuming in your pants over and over again, and grow up to be LapDanceKing Jr. Choose your future wisely.

I love breast milk, but I have never had a dancer which was able to give me any. No, its not an extra.

Or maybe they are still teenagers?

@ JayJayDancer, If 4 out of 5 guys cum in their pants when you give lap dances, you must have the perfect face, hair, skin, eyes and the body of a Goddess.

Jack: Love the 119 Q&A. I have one for you. 120. Q. How do you know when a stripper is in love with you? A. She says "I Love You" after you pay her for sex.

gafyttitxt/retsguod And all other trolls!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had never started: "There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God I know I'm one............ Oh mother tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of the Rising Sun" **My apologies to Motorhead**

Maybe they see an easy mark?

$20 lap dances seem to be the average. Remember that the value of the dollar has declined about 40% in the last 5 years. So yea, the $5 and $10 dance will soon go the way of the buffalo. And consider it is more economically advantageous to sell lap dances at a price that matches the national currency. Now when the US Treasury starts printing $30 or $40 bills..........hold on to your lap dance wallet.

The day the IRS approves deductions for stripclub expenses like this is the day Hell will freeze over. Now if I could just get my favs to give me those promised business receipts................

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuck you."

Proof that there is nothing PL's won't do to score that OTC date.

Perfect stripper candidate, gives lap dances in front of other men, meets clients OTS (outside the school), and lies to cover her illicit behavior. Can't wait until she begins her career in earnest after high school. Wanna bet her first costume in the club is a schoolgirl outfit?

This has been my experience having sex in cars, 1. I tend to drift in and out of traffic lanes causing other drivers to yell "watch what the fuck you're doing dumbass", OR 2. I completely run off the road while having sex in the car. OR 3. During orgasams, I push her against the steering wheel, causing the horn to sound and this tends to attrach unwanted attention from the neighborhood watchers. No, its just better for me to find another place to have sex.

If all dancers were 10's, there wouldn't be any variety in the club, and no reason to notice the bar girl.

Many thanks to Clubber. But.................. Isn't it time for the 2013 annual visit?

A sex job always pays well, until 1. guys no longer find you attractive due to your age, or 2. the economy tanks.