Replacement for making a trip to the club?

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Later this month, sex toy company Lovepalz is releasing a device that it boasts enables couples to have sex with each other over the Internet. The gadget comes in two parts, classily named Hera for her and Zeus for him. Both function like, well, sex toys until the Wi-Fi revs up and bestows a rather gratuitous effect. The Daily Dot describes it in blessedly technical language:

The movements and reactions of one partner are registered by sensors in the device and sent to its corresponding unit. The makers say the mechanics of the devices and the real-time internet connection will provide as realistic an experience as couples can get without actually being together (through the magic of silicon and an contracting airbag).

“It can simulate your actions and cause physical contact over internet in real time,” the company's blog reads. “Through our service, you and your lover each hold one device and as long as you remain connected to the internet, the device automatically senses your actions and conveys them to your partner's toy!”

11 comments

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Clubber
12 years ago
sc,

Are you trolling for partners? :)
shadowcat
12 years ago
Clubber - that sounds like wishful thinking. :)
crazyjoe
12 years ago
If aluretard got one of these, would he still get arrested for being a pedophile?
vincemichaels
12 years ago
I SHUDDER AT THE THOUGHT OF Clubber AND sc having "any" KIND OF SEX !! :)
Clubber
12 years ago
vm,

DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!! DITTO!!!
Estafador
12 years ago
Definitely saves money on condoms
staxwell
12 years ago
The internet: connecting people by disconnecting them.
pabloantonio
12 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "fuck you."
gawker
12 years ago
How would I know the person on the other end was really using it and not "faking" an orgasm? Oh, how do I know now?
Alucard
12 years ago
Sounds like BS!
gatorfan
12 years ago
Fucking a wall outlet also works
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