401k

at least a nigga's nigga rich

I've put all my money into farm equipment. I have a whole line of hoes.

Come spring, I have a little seed to plant, myself

...so can I borrow a hoe?

Be sure you plow that seed in deep.

Juice, you were a broke-ass begger, selling your food stamps a few months ago. Now your 401K is so full you can return to clubbing? You are a crazy fucker.

I would like to borrow a ho too.
That was one doomsday prepper item I keep seeing people missing out on.
How are you going to plant some seeds without a good ho?

I can rent a Ho for just $9.99 a min

401K's are 1990's

Fine gator ill get an IRA then !

Juice, you are a crazy son-of-a-bitch, but I still love you man. (Not in a sexual way of course.)

Day trade without a condom

Live life on the edge!

I put my entire 401k into BAC. Diversification is for pussy.