The other night I payed a stripper to service me in my car. This is only the second time that I have ever done this. I was angling for a hotel hookup, but the car was as far as she was willing to go. She called it a "smoke break", though the only thing I saw go into her mouth is my member.
It was ok, but I am getting too old for sex in my car. It is also not the most comfortable place for this. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I don't think that I would do it again.
What kind of card do you drive RickyBoy? Ultra-luxury? Bentley? Rolls? Jag? Or something a bit sportier and aggressive like a Porsche?
I always just bend them over the tailgate of the truck. No space or steering wheel or gearshift issues that way.
Man, car dates? Never done it. Doesn't that feel just the same a picking up a stripper walker (which I haven't done either)?
Dougster, other than run your mouth on here, I doubt that there is much that you have ever done.
Oh my, Bones. You do sound like a real tough guy. Curious what you have done to just that toughness?
Absolute conclusion proof what a moron Bones is:
Bones: " I would have to say that about 80% - 90% would not fuck after giving BBBJs"
Does this have an experience with extras ITC whatsoever? Does anyone agree with his statement?
Bones? Bones? Nothing to say? FAGGOT!
I don't feed trolls!
Trucks are awesome. They have beds built in. You can even fuck while in a traffic jam. I wouldn't trade mine for anything
Snow sex is better though
Bones: whatever you say you chicken-shit little faggot! Your claim
Bones: " I would have to say that about 80% - 90% would not fuck after giving BBBJs"
is the final word regarding your credibility, moron.
@dougster why are you so aggressive, why do you keep yelling 'faggot', and why would you even need to have sex if you got off from a BJ?
@duomax, dugly fears that if he isn't aggressive and making shit up he might somehow "lose". What he thinks he's winning no one will ever know. He shouts faggot because he's a homophobe. Just put him on ignore and save yourself some time.
Rick I've never cared for car sex for the same reason I have no interest in ITC sex, I need some room to move around, otherwise it's just not as good.
Sex in my Vette is difficult unless I'm receiving a BJ from the woman I'm with, so I carry a blanket for some outside delight.
if the van's rockin' don't come knockin'
crazy joe, i've hitch-hiked around the country from truck stop to truck stop. i know what you mean.
@duo: not sure what you mean by aggressive. I've even addressed bones before. Wasn't aware he even existed. Then he decides I start some shit with me out of the blue. So, yeah, I'm going to call him a faggot for doing that. Why not go back and read the thread to see who started what here. K?
Dumpster sex is the best
This has been my experience having sex in cars,
I tend to drift in and out of traffic lanes causing other drivers to yell "watch what the fuck you're doing dumbass", OR
I completely run off the road while having sex in the car. OR
During orgasams, I push her against the steering wheel, causing the horn to sound and this tends to attrach unwanted attention from the neighborhood watchers.
No, its just better for me to find another place to have sex.
I have sex in my car more times than I can count. I drive a SUV, sex utility vehicle!
@Pablo....had the horn blow in my uhh 'SUV' the other night for some unknown reason
Props to SSJ for the SUV definition!
@ carolyanne right on...
Lol pablo... do you know why the blonde had lipstick all over her steering wheel?...she was tryi g to blow the horn
If you want to have a car adventure try playing car pinball or drive like the Duke boys
Seriously, the only problem I have ever had during snow sex was when the dancer started tounging my balls of steel. We had to get into the hot tub and and get her un stuck. It was no skin off my hide though
@ gator... that goes perfect with your collection of dumpster porn
Carolynee's a freak wooohoo. Now I want a hippie truck for the sole purpose of that.
If it isn't a covered blowjob, no sex is happening in my car. Too expensive for that shit
I once had a tryst with a stripper in the sleeper of the Kenworth I happened to be driving the day of that SC visit. Not enough headroom for cow girl but plenty of headroom for missionary.
I suppose the bench seats in the crew cabs of the F-150s and F-350 that I drive might fit the bill. My old POS Olds Intrigue is definitely too cramped for a big guy like me to attempt the horizontal mambo.
Years ago I tried out the cruising hookers on Harry Hines Blvd in Dallas. They cruised up and down in the area north of Northwest Highway and when you pulled up next to them they would motion with their hand and mouth to see if you were interested. If yes, you followed them to a secluded parking lot and the car date would commence. They were serious hustlers (probably burnt out strippers), so I didn't enjoy it much. For the Big D guys, is this game still being played?
