Car Adventures
rickdugan
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The other night I payed a stripper to service me in my car. This is only the second time that I have ever done this. I was angling for a hotel hookup, but the car was as far as she was willing to go. She called it a "smoke break", though the only thing I saw go into her mouth is my member.
It was ok, but I am getting too old for sex in my car. It is also not the most comfortable place for this. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I don't think that I would do it again.
It was ok, but I am getting too old for sex in my car. It is also not the most comfortable place for this. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I don't think that I would do it again.
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Bones: " I would have to say that about 80% - 90% would not fuck after giving BBBJs"
Does this have an experience with extras ITC whatsoever? Does anyone agree with his statement?
Bones: " I would have to say that about 80% - 90% would not fuck after giving BBBJs"
is the final word regarding your credibility, moron.
1. I tend to drift in and out of traffic lanes causing other drivers to yell "watch what the fuck you're doing dumbass", OR
2. I completely run off the road while having sex in the car. OR
3. During orgasams, I push her against the steering wheel, causing the horn to sound and this tends to attrach unwanted attention from the neighborhood watchers.
No, its just better for me to find another place to have sex.
Props to SSJ for the SUV definition!
Lol pablo... do you know why the blonde had lipstick all over her steering wheel?...she was tryi g to blow the horn
If you want to have a car adventure try playing car pinball or drive like the Duke boys
If it isn't a covered blowjob, no sex is happening in my car. Too expensive for that shit
I suppose the bench seats in the crew cabs of the F-150s and F-350 that I drive might fit the bill. My old POS Olds Intrigue is definitely too cramped for a big guy like me to attempt the horizontal mambo.