Comments by Pablo Antonio (page 12)

You must be desperate for gas money, because that's about all you will make.

A girl who doesn't do blowjobs shouldn't work in stripclubs or try to keep a boyfriend/husband cause it ain't gonna last. This reminds me of the story of one of my ex-co-workers. * Jim was a sexual moron. He found out from us guys at work that girls actually gave blowjobs and some would even swallow, which he couldn't believe. He was newly married at the time and was anxious for his wife to give him a blowjob. So he went home from work that day and demanded a full job, cum in mouth and everything. "I will think about it and let you know tomorrow", said Jim's wife. The next day Jim rushed home after work expecting the best sex of his life. "Did you think about it, I'm ready for you", said Jim. "Yes I did" said Jim's wife. "I talked to my mother today and she said only nasty whores gave blowjobs. My mother said she had never given a blowjob in her entire life and she said I didn't have to either. So I'm not giving you or anybody else a blowjob." Jim took it better than I could have because the ultimate PL is still married to the bitch. * This is a true story, the names were changed to protect PL's.

Is this a review or a news report? "One of them has a stripper for a girlfriend". And I stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night. At least JUICE makes up entertaining bullshit.

Kind of gives a whole different perspective to TUSCL term "snaking".

If Steve229 died, he died this month because he last logged on in February of this year.

I will take Kirsten, Kelly, and Paula.

Juice, no club I know of will let you record video or take photos. First, the strippers rarely give consent. Second, a club is not a "public" place in the sense of your ability to photograph at will. Stripclubs are still private property and you are under the restrictions of the owners rules. Finally, if you violate the rules of the club, you will be thrown out and subject to criminal and/or civil penalties for your actions. At the least you will be banned, and if you publish the video, one or more strippers will sue your ass and you will be back on food stamps quicker than you can say w.t.f.

If a porn star is on the stripclub circuit, it means one of two things: 1. She is washed up as a porn star and nobody will pay her to film any movies. 2. She retired from the business and is broke, so she needs a few bucks to make expenses. Either way, horny morons will flock to the club hoping to see what only exists in their imagination. Imo, it is a waste of time and money. The hassle of a packed out club isn't worth it.

There are no virgin strippers. But not all strippers have kids. For the ones who do, I dont mind if they show me pictures of the kids, it kind of makes a connection.

Just a bowl of jello. Not the least impressed.

Juice, only you could live in a shack, rent your home for $1500 a month, and still fuck top-shelf dancers like a millionaire. How do you do it my friend? Amazing, simply amazing.

The only things that change anew are the trolls. It seems as soon as one finally leaves, another new asshole takes its place.

I thought Lindsey was smarter than that. Tiger will never be loyal. It won't last. We would have a better chance of a long time relationship if we married our ATF stripper.

Wild Bill Hickock was shot in South Dakota. Of course it wasnt 2am. But he had been in the club all night before he was shot. Historians believe he had FS with a dancer named Belle in the VIP.

Chair: Maybe they don't want you to see their tits. I have seen as many natural tits in stripclubs as I have enhanced ones.

Chair: Maybe they don't want you to see their tits. I have as many natural tits in stripclubs as I have enhanced ones.

To be fair Jester, Christians don't kill Muslims for not following the tenants of the Christian religion. 9-11 for example.

Juice, based on your past records, I would bet that you will fuck 2 or 3 dancers from each of those 20 clubs before your first year is completed in Charlotte.

Well Shadowcat, I will agree with your e-mail description but aren't you afraid of jihadists tracking you down. I will comment from experience, that the occasional Muslim I see in the clubs are drinking alcohol and fully partaking of the satanic Western stripclub culture. Apparently Muslims can condemn our lifestyle while enjoying it themselves.

Bang: I'm not a dancer but; I have favs that were fired from clubs. They simply packed their bag and went across town to another club. How much experience do you have? Do you actually talk to any of the girls you get dances from?

Vodoo: I suppose that is why they call it YMMV. What may be true for me may not be true for you. I have gone to "high mileage" clubs where I was guaranteed by my friends to get "extras." I had a good time but went home with the blue balls. Other times I have gone to "no to low mileage" clubs and was suprised with a beautiful dancer who gave great BJs ITC. You never know. Read the reviews.

Juice, you are a crazy son-of-a-bitch, but I still love you man. (Not in a sexual way of course.)

@ Chemical: I was writing in my satirical mode.

Having a bad night? Son, that's not a strike, that's normal for dancers.

Chemical: Define a "strike." I think these are "strikes". 1. Biting your dick till you bleed. 2. Slapping your face in the club. 3. Fucking other customers on the night you made an appointment to see her. 4. Giving you three dances and charging for six. 5. Telling you you have a little dick. 6. Calling you a "stupid mother fucker or dumb son-of-a-bitch." 7. Blaming you for her contracting a STD. 8. Telling you to use a condom when nobody else has too. 9. Telling you she sucks cock, but not yours. 10. Telling other dancers what a lousy fuck you are in the VIP.