Reviews

I went to Parkway Tropics at 20:30 on a Saturday night. This bikini club is located in a residential area of Grand Rapids. The parking lot is located across Lake Michigan Drive. There was a…

I hit up Omar’s Showbar on a few Friday and Saturday nights. I hadn’t been to Omar’s since August 2019; Omar’s is uptrending with the per capita attractiveness of dancers higher than any point I…

I went to Leather & Lace at 22:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is a long building about thirty feet wide and extending one hundred ten feet back. There is a Mountain Dew…

I went to Cockatoo at 17:45 on a Saturday night and stayed until closing except for a dinner break. The strip club is in downtown Yankton next to a regular nightclub called Zebra Club, which…

I went to Scarlett O’Hara’s on a Friday night around 20:15. There is a limited amount of parking at the shopping plaza where the strip club is located. There is an overflow lot across the…

I went to Midnight Express at 20:45 on a Saturday night. There was a $15 cover paid at the bar since the desk at the door was not being manned. Sincweisers were $4. Import beers…

I was in Samuel Clemen's hometown and saw TUSCL had a listing for a club called Ole Milt's. I stopped by on a Friday night at 22:45. Parking is on the street. The entire block…

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During Happy Hour tall…

I went to the Prairie Chicken on a Saturday night at 20:00. The strip club is on the Crow Creek Sioux Reservation about six miles east of Fort Thompson, the Paddlefish Capital of the World.…

I went to the Silver Dollar Bar on a Friday night at 22:00. This strip club has not been reviewed since 2016, so I was unsure what to expect going in. There was no cover…

I went to Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was no cover charge at the door. Sincweisers and other domestic beers were $5. Import beers were $6. Craft beers were $7.…

I hit up Angels Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday at 18:10. The property is in the middle of a wooded area along the Kalamazoo River. The club starts charging a $5 cover charge at 18:00,…