sinclair's Review

I went to Sirens Day & Night Club on a Saturday night at 19:30. There was no cover charge to get in. A Sincweiser was $5 per bottle or a bucket of six bottles was $20. The ATM had a maximum withdrawal of $500 and charged a steep 10% fee per transaction, so it is best to hit an off-site ATM before arrival. Sirens is a topless club, but dancers still must wear pasties.

The club was composed of a large island stage in the middle of the room and a second stage on the back wall in front of the DJ booth. There are two pool tables off to the right side. Inside the left wall of the club are booths for private dances. There is an elevated area along the front wall for VIP parties. There were two large projector screens showing the music videos for the songs that were being played on the speakers. The music was a mix of rock, hip hop, and pop. The club has a kitchen that serves burgers and pizzas.

The stages were empty the whole ninety or so minutes I was at Sirens. Supposedly, two dancers were working, Elena and Gina, but I only saw one dancer the whole time I was there, which I think was Elena. She was African-American with saggy B cups because she had a kid. She had a leopard print tattoo on her upper left arm and shoulder. I would not rate her any higher than a 5. I was surprised how a club could only have one dancer working during primetime on Saturday night. Maybe it was the pandemic or the excessive unemployment checks the government is handing out. There were close to thirty patrons inside the club, about half of which were part of a black lesbian birthday party. I bet they regretted having their outing at Sirens. When I left at 21:00, two average-looking dancers, one black and one Hispanic, were coming in the door.