sinclair's Review

I went to Miceli’s Corner on a Saturday at 17:30. Dancers typically hit the stage by 18:00, and the club starts demanding a $5 cover after 18:00. A can of Sincweiser was $3.50. It was not as cold as I would have liked on a hot day; it seemed like it was only refrigerated for an hour or two. The club serves Pepsi soft drinks from its bar gun. A twelve ounce glass of soda with ice was $4.50. Surprisingly, beer is cheaper than soda here. The club is out in the middle of nowhere. I was barely able to get 3G cell phone service inside. About half of the dozen or so patrons were bikers.

There is an eight-stool bar on the left side of the room. A large rectangle island stage with two poles occupies the middle right of the large room. The bathrooms are near the entrance. The men’s room smelled like a campground outhouse. It could use better ventilation. There is no VIP room or private area for lap dances. Any lap dances you may get are done on the main floor. There is no set price for table dances; the price is whatever you negotiate with the dancer. Dancers did not actively go around the room selling table dances. A few dancers were eager to give a fat regular back massages for a tip. Miceli’s Corner seems to be all about the stage show.

Dancers do three song sets on stage. There was very little contact at the stage. The most contact I got was pulling on a dancer’s g-string to slide in her stage tip. All the dancers were in their 30’s and possibly early 40’s. I could easily tell that four out of the five dancers had tossed a kid.