Reviews by sinclair

I was driving US 1 down toward the Keys, when I was feeling thirsty. An ice cold Budweiser and a handful of tits would hit the spot on a humid afternoon, so I decided to…

I went to Hollywood Show Club twice on the weekend before Mardi Gras. I went solo on Friday around 10pm and again on Saturday with a buddy around 8pm. In retrospect, the bars of Soulard…

This review encompasses two Saturday night visits to PT’s Brooklyn three weeks apart. The entrance fee was $10, the standard cover in this area. With a paid admission, you could go to any other VCG…

This review encompasses two Saturday night visits to Roxy’s three weeks apart. The entrance fee was $10, the standard cover in this area. With a paid admission, you could go to any other VCG Holdings…

I visited Hollywood Show Club yet again on a Friday night in late January. I stayed from 1am until 6am. I was just as unimpressed as my previous visit. Look two reviews down to see…

I had not been to the Hollywood Show Club since February 2011 where I gave this establishment a 9.5/10 overall rating. The mighty hath fallen. The physical facility is still the same, but the quality…

I hit up Miss Kitty’s on a cold December Saturday night. The club is right off the interchange of I-64 and Kingshighway. The parking lot was fairly lit and seemed safe enough. You need to…

I went to the Pyramid of Pleasure on a Friday night. It is located near a traffic circle where Old St. Louis Road and Bluff Road meet. This club used to be called Centerfolds Cabaret…

I checked out PT's in Centreville on a Friday night around 23:00. The club is located near the intersection of Old St. Louis Road and Bluff Road. I paid a $10 cover and found the…

Here is an update on the roster at the Silver Bullet. I go to this club frequently, so the following breakdown should be fairly up-to-date. The number of dancers has gone slightly down due to…

This was my first trip to Dancers on a Friday night. I was there from about 10:30 to 03:00. The club was packed. I could not find anywhere to sit. I had to jump on…

The club was kind of empty for 10pm on a Friday night. There were maybe 25-30 dancers and even fewer customers. This club is adjacent to two truck stops and near a bunch of factories.…

I made a late night visit to Brad’s Brass Flamingo. I showed up around 1am and stayed until 3am, closing time. Overall, it was a very worthless visit. Lots of dancers don’t bother to finish…

I tried out Pulse again. Once again, it was not too crowded in terms of patrons and dancers. A single George Washington would get you action at the stage. There were no more than ten…

I visited Dancers Show Club after a long absence. I had been hearing about the club adopting a policy of scanning your driver’s license upon entering, so I will describe what I observed in this…

I spent an evening club-hopping all over Indianapolis, and thought I’d give Silk another go despite my first visit here not being too good. Unfortunately, the results turned out to be similar. There were only…

I finally made a trek to the much-talked-about Hip Hugger in Kokomo. When I pulled into the parking lot, the Kokomo police were arresting a guy with a ‘fro in the parking lot. There were…

I made another jaunt to Brad’s Brass Flamingo on a weeknight and stayed from about 7pm to 11pm. The doorman asked me to lift up my sport jacket to prove I wasn’t packing heat. Come…

I checked out Pulse late on a weekday night. It was dead. There were maybe eight customers and nine dancers. The cover charge was $5. Warning: They scan your driver’s license into their computer. This…

This is a breakdown on the club’s dancers and a mystery shopper’s thoughts on the talent. There have been a number of personnel changes since my last review: some ladies have quit and some new…

After staying away from Brad’s for over six months, I decided to give it another go on a Tuesday night. It was probably the most dead I have ever seen this club: maybe only a…

I checked out Silk on a Tuesday night. The cover was $5. I was a little worried when I was frisked by the bouncer at the door with a wand. The neighborhood didn’t seem great,…

This club has been around for a little over two years now. It is located between the small towns of Toledo and Neoga. It is inside the former Pioneer School, a long-defunct elementary school. When…

I returned to Platinum 84 on a Saturday while back in Denver. For a club description and price breakdown, see my May 3rd review. The clientele was similar to my previous visits: lots of white…

The Bouzouki Club was crowded on Friday night as the Tiger game just blocks away was ending; it got packed, probably in violation of a local fire code, once the game actually did end. I…