Concepts in Lawrenceburg is just south...

Concepts in Lawrenceburg is just south of US 50 located in a residential neighborhood. Parking seemed to be on the street, so I parked about a block down from the club in front of someone’s house. The cover charge was $6 and beers were $4. There two stages on opposite ends of the club. A bar sat in the middle of the room. The music was a mix of rock and pop. The club was not all that large and packed when I arrived after 1:30am. The clientele was a mix of gamblers, young guys, rednecks, and couples.

Most of the talent seemed to be in their twenties and a little over one-third of the dancers passed the “would-I-fuck-her?” test. There were a few in the 7 to 8 range and others that no amount of alcohol would make desirable. Probably half of the entertainers showed residual signs of childbirth. Dancers can go topless here (unlike some Kentucky clubs across the river from Cincinnati), but there also appeared to be some type of pasties requirement, which dancers complied with to varying degrees. I tipped a few dancers well, but they always went to other guys when they got off stage: guys who did not tip or even buy them drinks. I figured they must be the regulars. I eventually tracked down Mia for some laps. Lap dances were $15 and done in back corner of the club on cushioned benches shaped in a “U”. There was no privacy from the rest of the club, and chances were that there would be other guys getting dances next to you or across from you. At one point I peeked around my dancer’s torso and saw a morbidly obese Mexican and a dwarf getting lap dances across from me. This club also has a thirty minute VIP option costing $150, but privacy might have been only slightly better and mileage about the same as regular dances from what I gathered from a dancer.

I had come to this club after visiting the sparsely patronized Concepts seven miles down the road in Aurora. The Lawrenceburg location gets far more dancers and patrons, considering its closer proximity to Cincinnati and Hollywood Casino being just blocks away.