I was passing through Harvey about...

I was passing through Harvey about 6:30pm on a Wednesday, so I stopped into the Skybox for some $1.50 domestic bottles. The area is not the best, but there are worse areas further north up Halsted. The parking lot is not too big, so when it gets full there is an overflow lot just down 167th Street but on the opposite side of the street. When I was walking in there was a shady black guy loitering near the primary lot watching me lock my car. I paid a $5 cover and was asked to remove my hoodie sweatshirt and baseball cap and put them in the coat check. I realize this restriction is to keep the ghetto folk from flashing “colors” in the club, but it pissed me off that I had to comply too. You are then given a token that has to be inserted into a turnstile.<br>

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The club itself was quite dark. I counted three stages scattered around a large room. The main stage had three poles. There were two secondary stages: one with two poles and one with a single pole. For most of the ninety minutes that I was inside, the stages were mostly empty. I think this is a nude club, but none of the ladies were stripping the bottoms while on stage. There were only three dancers on duty while I was there: two black and one Hispanic. Music was mostly pop and hip hop; all songs were clipped down to about the three minute mark. One thing that I found odd was the old tube televisions. The club has not yet updated to LCD or plasma screens.<br>

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Nude private dances are 2/$25 or 5/$50 with no privacy. You can also do a champagne room for 5/$60 which gives you a small booth with a padded bench. The booths are only semi-private. They have silk curtains in the doorway that are pretty much transparent. I also believe everything is on closed circuit cameras being watched by a guy at a desk where you enter the private dance area. You won’t get any extras here. I decided to TOFTT and see what kind of value I could derive from the private area. I first took Ruby, a Puerto Rican-looking girl, back for two lap dances. She was very mediocre and just kind of went through the motions. She didn’t remove her panties and my hands were moved anytime they got too close to her breasts. She said she would only take off her bottoms if I bought a five song deal. Next, I took Cali to a benched booth. She is a taller African-American dancer, about 25, and was the best-looking out of the three dancers working. She had a big full ass and huge natties. She has got the body to be in a Rick Ross video. The five song set was not intimate enough. First, the booth dances are supposed to be nude, and Cali never dropped her panties. Second, when I went to play with Cali’s massive tits, she would turn around so I had to cease, and I was not able to enjoy those DDD’s. Beyond that, the grind was very average and she seemed to also just be going through the motions.<br>