Reviews by sinclair

I visited On The Border three times recently while working close by--one time around lunchtime on a Thursday, a second time after 22:00 on a Wednesday night, and a third time after 22:00 on a…

I went to Concepts in Lawrenceburg on a Friday night around 10pm after winning a jackpot at Rising Star. Parking is on the street. The cover charge was $6. The club is pretty small and…

I went to Fantasy World on a Thursday night at 1:30am and stayed until closing at 4am. This club seemed to be busiest between 2am and 4am, since Albuquerque’s alcohol-serving establishments close at 2am and…

I visited TD’s Eubank on a Thursday night. The parking lot wraps around the building and has a security guard walking around the building. Apparently, car break-ins are a problem in Albuquerque. The cover charge…

I made two Thursday evening visits to TD’s North over consecutive weeks. The club is right off the I-25 north frontage road. The parking lot is pretty large with a security guard roaming it at…

I stopped by The Jungle on a Wednesday night just before midnight. The attendant charged me a $6 cover, and then he buzzed me into the club. Not much has changed since I used to…

I hit up Cassidy’s Polo Club on a Wednesday night around 10pm. As usual, the parking lot was full, so I ended up parallel parking on Parkside Drive. I was charged a $5 cover at…

I went to Players on a Wednesday night. The cover charge was $5. When I arrived, a bottle of beer was $2, but increased in price on a graduated scale as the night wore on.…

I went to the Playhouse on a Tuesday night around midnight. There was a $5 cover charge. Domestic bottles of beer are $1.75 on Monday and Tuesday nights. This is a fair price, even considering…

I went to the Double D Saloon on a Tuesday night around 10pm. There was a $5 cover charge. Bottles of beer were $3 if I remember correctly. Being from outside Oklahoma, I was caught…

Club 47 is the new incarnation of the strip club formerly known as Wild J’s. The “47” is significant because the club is located in Canute, Oklahoma, which is Exit 47 off of Interstate 40.…

The Big Rig Doll House hasn’t been reviewed in close to ten months, so I decided to take one for the team and check it out on a Saturday night while in Kingman. The club…

I went to Tropical Lei a few times during the weeknights while I was in the Los Angeles suburbs. The cover charge is $15. The bouncer warns you that you must buy at least one…

I went to Jumbo’s Clown Room on a Monday night around 11pm. The club is in the middle of a strip mall on Hollywood Boulevard. Jumbo’s Clown Room has been around for 45 years and…

I went to the Admiral Theatre on a Saturday evening around 8pm. The club is located in a so-so neighborhood that is Mexican and Arab. You probably won’t get harassed or anything, but there was…

I visited Jimmy’s on a Friday evening about 6pm. The sign on the building actually says Jimmy’s Restaurant, so I guess this building was a restaurant before becoming a strip club. There was no cover…

I went to Jaguars on a Friday night around 10pm. There is valet parking close to the door and self-parking on adjacent sides of the club. The cover charge is $20 due to Jaguars being…

I hit up The Clubhouse around 10pm on a Saturday evening. The club is nestled in amongst a bunch of warehouses and industrial buildings. Driving in, you are funneled towards the valet. I asked if…

I went to Fantasy Ranch around 9pm on a Thursday evening. The club is located at the dead end of a spur road that branches off South Pipeline Road. The road in is a little…

I dropped into Baby Dolls on a Thursday evening a little after 11pm. The valet parking takes up the whole front of the parking lot, so I had to drive all the way to the…

I went to Beemer’s Gentlemen’s Club on a Friday night around midnight. The facility is literally feet off the main drag in town. The cover charge was $5; the collector doesn’t sit at the door,…

I went to Club Coconuts just after 9pm on a Saturday night. The club was just opening. You pay a $5 cover at the door after being buzzed into the building. The entire club has…

I went to the Showcase Theater after midnight on a Saturday night. The club is located off the Old Baltimore Pike in an industrial/warehouse area. It was a little shady with people hanging out in…

I went to the Millstream Inn on a Saturday afternoon. The club is in a little wooded valley with a stream on Dogwood Road. There was no cover charge. As mentioned before the Millstream Inn…

I went to the Red Room around 12:45am on a Friday night. The club is in a basement of a building and has a red glow to it. There was no cover. A Budweiser set…