sinclair's Review

I went to King’s Wild on a Saturday night. The parking lot was tight and difficult to maneuver through. There was a $3 cover charge. The club had maybe only a half dozen guys at 22:40 on a Saturday night, which should be prime time for a titty bar. As you enter there are video slot machines and pool tables to your right and a long bar along the front wall to your left. A Bud Light was $3.50. In front of the bar are two circular stages surrounded by two foot wide concrete counter tops that the dancers would get onto and take your tips. Stage interaction was more permissive than all of the other Portland clubs I have been too. There is a large outdoor patio if you smoke or want to escape for awhile. King’s Wild felt more like a sports bar than a strip club with its seventeen televisions.

There were five dancers working:

Abby: Shorter, well-proportioned Mexican dancer. Her areolas are almost the size of half dollars.

Heather: Chunky, blue-haired Caucasian dancer with an undercut.