sinclair's Review

I hit up the Déjà Vu around 8pm on a Saturday night and stayed until 1:30am. I was in and out of the club a few times over the five and a half hours to procure alcoholic beverages, since this club is a juice bar. The entrance fee is $10 and there is a $5 charge for bottomless drinks (soda, juice, water). So basically the cover is $15. You can print off a coupon from Déjà Vu’s website that will negate the entrance fee, but you are still on the hook for the $5 drink fee. A wrist stamp gives you in and out privileges all night. Show the stamp at the dive bar next door called the Bronco Inn, and they will give you a beer and a shot for $6.

The main room of the club is to your left as you enter. It is a bi-level area that wraps around a stage with two side-by-side poles. There was some couch seating, but most of the main room was occupied by tables and rolling barrel chairs. Waitresses circulate the room and will refill your drinks for free. Songs are clipped short here. There is a separate room full of booths for lap dances and a third room with the VIP booths. The walk to the bathroom is like going halfway to Coeur d’Alene. One must go back to the entrance and walk past the VIP, office, and locker room. It is kind of confusing the first time you go back there. The fact that this strip club is 18+ means that there are a lot of young guys that frequent this establishment. Some dancers spent a lot of time with these guys without getting bread. I’d guess they knew each other from high school or something. Like most Déjà Vu’s you get a DJ who is talking between every song, rambling about promos or telling you to be sure to tip his beautiful ladies.

Lap dances cost $20, and the dancers keep their tops and bottoms on. Mileage varies by the dancer. I tried out three different dancers for lap dances. Two were fine with me touching anywhere and the third, the hottest of the three, had some restrictions on where I could touch. The VIP options were as follows: $125 for 15 minutes and $200 for 30 minutes. The VIP rooms have couches and curtains covering the entrances. Dancers could get topless in the VIP. I did splash for a 15 minute VIP for research purposes. Nothing happens back there though other than regular dances. All Déjà Vu clubs are heavily rigged with cameras. The dancer told me she wanted to make me cum in my pants, but I replied that doing so was impossible for me wearing pants.