sinclair's Review

I went to Teasers at 20:40 on Friday night. The club looks like it was built into a strip mall. The cover was $10. I had an out of state driver’s license, and the desk staff gave me a hard time about it as if it was a fake. They also scan everyone’s driver’s license here. The cover was $10. I paid with a $20 bill and was given five $2 bills as change. This stupid club managed to piss me off twice, and I had not even gotten inside yet!

Once inside, there is a very large stage with two pole positions right in front of you. To the left is a boxing ring that is used for Foxy Boxing on Sundays. There is a small bar on the back wall to the left of the stage. There was no seating at the bar. To the right of the stage, recessed into the back wall is the lap dance room. Domestic beers were $2.50 during happy hour, which ends at 21:00. After that, a bottle of beer was $4.50. All of the servers were porkers, and the service was an unfriendly drink hustle. One waitress took a bottle of beer off my table that still was a quarter full and asked me to buy another. I refused her offer because she shouldn’t have grabbed my bottle in the first place. The other waitress brought me a beer and tipped herself: I gave her three $2 bills for a $4.50 beer, and she walked off, not even offering to give me the $1.50 in change. I could care less about that little bit of money, but she could have at least asked if I wanted the change back before walking off. I ordered food here, and it was horrible. The meat on the Philly cheese steak was room temperature and the fries were left in the fryer too long. Without disgusting you with the details, I got sick from the food and had to spend a lot of time in my hotel room’s bathroom.

The club is nude, but only a couple dancers bothered to go nude on stage. At the 21:30 all skate, I counted thirteen dancers on stage. Later on, more dancers would arrive. I’d guess there were close to twenty by the time I left. There was one dancer who I’d rate a ten, but her stage and lap dance performance both left a lot to be desired; I guess she can make bank by just having Playboy good looks. Yes, there were a couple dancers above a seven here, but there were also at least a dozen that should not be dancing at all. I ran into at least two dancers that were pushing 40 and another that had to have been 225 pounds. Regulars had some of the dancers locked down for the whole time I was there. Stage tipping usually resulted in no contact from the dancers. Only one of the half dozen dancers that I tipped gave me a Stevie.