sinclair's Review

I went to the Pitiful Princess at around 21:30 on a Saturday night. There was no cover charge. I grabbed a pint of Blue Ribbon for only $2! The club has two stages. The main stage is to your immediate right as you enter. It has one pole. The second stage is further to the right, heading towards the gambling machines. It is basically a big countertop that the dancers can get on. It does not have a pole. The bar area is to the left, and beyond that is an exit to the outdoor patio. The patio is fenced in and has a water fountain and a television. It is a nice area to relax. There is an internet jukebox in the club, but all of the music seemed to be streaming from SiriusXM Lithium. This means the music was all 1990’s rock and grunge. The bouncer, Tiny, sits in the main room and manages the stage rotation. He is actually not tiny, but a big guy, and friendly. Most of the clientele seemed to be blue collar, and a few of the guys paid more attention to the video slot machines than the dancers.

The dancers are a motley crew here. You will get girls of every race and body type. A lot of them are in the 2-6 range, but there are always a few diamonds in the rough. When I arrived, there were 12-14 dancers, but that fizzled down to about 6 as the night wore on. Stage contact is decent, including Stevie’s and gyno close-ups. I got even more contact at the secondary stage when the bouncer was away. I was attracted to a brown-eyed blonde named Sinn. She had a nice body, possibly an 8. There was something off about her though. She would not take her bottoms off on stage, despite my steady tipping. She wanted to tell me jokes instead of striptease. She might’ve been on the M&M’s. Lap dances are $20 and take place in one of two little spaces in the corner of the club behind a sheer curtain. If you make yourself a regular face in the crowd, then OTC becomes almost automatic here.

Pabst is always $2 a pint, and Rum and Coke’s are $3 everyday. Here are the daily drink specials: