Reviews by sinclair

New Port is a bar near the Recoleta Cemetery that is loaded with hookers. The business model is such that patrons can negotiate with women of the night in a relaxed pub setting, while the…

D’Lirio is a restaurant/lounge/club in Recoleta that is also a hang out for upscale escorts. There are some people who go there to eat and drink, but by far, most of the clientele are men…

I went to 977 on a Thursday night around 23:00. The club is just a door that says “Marcelo T 977” on it. The club has no official name; it just goes by its address.…

I went to Temptations on a Friday night around 19:00. The strip club had not been reviewed in fourteen months, so I thought I better check it out. Temptations is a pole barn in the…

I went to the Pink Pony around 03:00 on a Friday night. The strip club is in the front part of a warehouse building used by a couple of other businesses. There was a $5…

I visited Little Darlings on a Thursday at midnight. There was a $20 cover charge. On the receipt, it is marked as $10 for cover and $10 as an entertainment fee. This is so they…

Bourbon Street Circus is my home club when I am in the Valley of the Sun. The club is very dark, or maybe the brightness of the desert just makes it seem that way. When…

The Blue Moon Lounge is located in a rough area of Phoenix east of downtown. I had some time to kill early Saturday evening, so I gave this place a go. There is a $12…

This review will encompass about five months of weekly visits to Polekatz. I had not been to Polekatz since February of 2014 and decided to give this gentleman’s club another go during the summer of…

Landing Strip is a small club in a blue-collar town. The club is basically a jazzed-up Midwest dive bar with strippers. There was a $5 cover on a Saturday night around 22:00. The music was…

Kahoots Gentlemen’s Club is located in northwest Columbus. There is no cover before 19:00. Monday through Saturday, beers are a dollar cheaper before 19:00. I was paying $4.75 for a Sincweiser during Happy Hour and…

I went to Rick’s on a Friday evening around 01:25. The club is on the ground floor of an office building in downtown Minneapolis. There was a $12 cover charge. A bouncer then lead me…

I went to Downtown Cabaret on a Friday night around 23:45. The club is right in the middle of downtown Minneapolis, and one will have to pay to park in a garage if driving. The…

I went to Ralph’s Place on a Thursday night at 22:45. The club is in a strip mall, with the only other tenant being Manhattan Pizza. There was a $10 cover charge. Sincweisers were $6.75.…

I finally made it back to Loyalist City for another visit to Blush. I arrived around 20:15 on a Saturday night, not long after they opened. The club is located upstairs and you must clear…

I found myself at Wiggles on 21:05 on a Friday night. I was skeptical going in because there were only three cars in the parking lot. There was a $10 cover to enter. Wiggles is…

I stopped into Fantasy on a Friday night around 20:30. The club is located on the frontage road to I-80/I-94 with the Little Calumet River being directly behind the club. If you are coming from…

I went to All Stars around 18:30 on a Wednesday evening to wait out the traffic on I-55. There was no cover to get in, but they do scan your drivers license. Sincweisers were $4.…

I was at Southern Comfort on a recent Friday evening. I hit up the BP gas station less than a block away for some Sincweiser tallboys before parking in the club’s gravel parking lot. The…

Since Tuxedo’s has not been reviewed in almost a year, I decided to TOFTT and see what the current situation was. I stopped by Tuxedo’s on a Saturday around 17:00 on a Saturday. There was…

I was most recently at Daisy Dooks on a Saturday two weekends ago. I arrived around 00:30, which was technically Sunday, and stayed until almost closing time at 04:00. On the first time I stopped…

Teasers has not been reviewed in close to three years, so I feel obligated to give an update. My review will be a summary of multiple visits to Teasers during the month of June. The…

This review will encompass my last three visits to Maverick’s in June. This strip club has not been reviewed in a year, so it is overdue for a fresh rundown. The club is located right…

I went to The Candy Factory around 23:00 on a Saturday night. The club is right at the intersection of US 30 and Illinois 251. The parking lot is gravel. The cover charge was $5.…

I stopped by the High Heel Saloon at on a Saturday night at 21:30. The cover charge was $7. A Sincweiser was $4. The club is split into two rooms. The front room has video…