Reviews by sinclair

I visited The G-Spot on a Friday night. The private club is located in a prefab aluminum building on the main drag of Sabula, just a stone’s throw from the Mississippi River. The door is…

I was in Joliet on a Friday night, so I went to check out The Cellar about 22:30. The club is located on a lonely stretch of road near some junkyards. The first thing I…

I was passing through Decatur on a Saturday evening, so I thought I’d stop off at Harley’s Gentlemen’s Club for a beer or two. Parking is on the street as there is no parking lot.…

I visited the Silk Exotic Downtown on a Wednesday night around 20:00. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. I was only the fourth patron inside. Happy Hour is from 19:00 to 22:00…

The Other Place has not been reviewed in two years, so I thought I would check it out while working in Fond du Lac. The long, narrow building is on US 45 right next to…

I went to J’s on a Saturday night around 00:15. There was only one lady on shift. She was overweight and white, a 1 on a 10-point scale. I was surprised this place was so…

I made a couple stops at Bobby’s Bar the last few weeks. The first visit was at 23:45 on a Saturday night. The club was packed with patrons and there were no open tables or…

This review will encompass both a recent Friday and Saturday night at Charlie’s Angels. I arrived at 23:30 on Friday night and 23:00 on Saturday night. There is no cover charge to get in. Cans…

The Ridgewood Lounge II has not been reviewed in five years, so I went to check it out or see if it was even still open. I arrived on a Saturday night around 19:00. The…

I went to Scarlett’s Cabaret on a Saturday night at 23:30 on the weekend before Mardi Gras. There was a $10 cover to get in, but the cover was waived by the door girl for…

The former Gold Club is now known as The Gold Room. For whatever reason, the name has changed slightly. Valet parking is mandatory. The cheaper option is $6 and your car gets parked somewhere behind…

This review will encompass the last six and a half months of visits to Polekatz. To park in the club’s parking lot, valet is mandatory. It is free before 15:00 or so, but is $5…

I went to Teasers around 22:20 on a Saturday night. Parking is in a fenced in area and a little tight to maneuver if you drive a big body. There was a $6 cover at…

I made the trek up to the north side of Buick City on Saturday night after midnight. Other than a few party stores, The Odyssey was the only place open. There was a $10 cover…

I went to The Foxy Gentlemen’s Club around 22:00 on a Saturday night. The entrance is not on O Street. One enters from the alley on the back of the building. My guess is that…

I went to the Night Before Lounge on a Saturday night around 20:30. There was a $5 cover charge at the door. Sincweisers were $5.75. There is Happy Hour from opening until 20:00 every evening…

I have visited the Gold Club a few times over the past few months, so this review will be an overview across different days and times. Valet parking is mandatory. Only the valets are allowed…

Homer’s is a blue-collar bar in the Back of the Yards neighborhood of Chicago. Parking is on the street. The front door is always locked, so you will have to pass the security guards muster…

I went to Deja Vu on a Saturday night around 21:45. The building was bigger than I expected, and as a previous reviewer mentioned, there were a few guys sitting in their cars in the…

I went to Omar’s Showbar on a Saturday night about 00:40. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. For the month of September, Omar’s will not be charging cover from 17:00 to midnight…

I went to Centerfolds on a Saturday night about 20:45. The parking lot needs to be repaved, and despite a green and white paint job, the exterior of the club looks like it has seen…

I dropped into Louie’s Lounge at 22:30 on a Saturday night. If I was going to find a good looking dancer at this dive bar, I figured my best shot would be prime time on…

About two weeks ago, the weekday Happy Hour at Polekatz changed hours to 17:00-20:00. It was previously 16:00-19:00. Bottles of beer also got even cheaper during Happy Hour. They are now only $2 (Budweiser, Bud…

I made three visits to Paradise City over the course of a month while working in central Nebraska. The club is right off I-80, next to a Rodeway Inn and less than an eighth of…

Club Wet has not been reviewed in eighteen months, so I decided to do some reconnaissance. The club is now called Blue Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club. It is located next to a gun store. I arrived…