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412 posts by sinclair

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What Constitutes A ROB?

What are things a dancer does that gets you to label her a ROB, or rip off bitch, in a review? Here is a starter list: 1. Agrees to services up front and then does not deliver in the private dance/VIP areas.…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 wk ago 461 16

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Phil Mickelson, Strip Clubber

I saw this story come out a couple days ago about Phil Mickelson getting banned from a golf club for groping a female employee. https://sports.yahoo.com/golf/article/report-phil-mickelson-expelled-from-golf-club-after-alleged-inappropriate-physical-contact-with-female-staffer-183712318.html Interestingly, about two weeks before, I was in a strip club and had a discussion with a…

sinclairElite Reviewer3 mos ago 40 8

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A Safe Harbor

Have you ever had a situation where a dancer wanted your company to protect herself from or avoid another customer? I had this happen the other day. A dancer didn't want to deal with an unkempt customer who looked liked he…

sinclairElite Reviewer6 mos ago 43 21

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Michigan Enjoyer Reel

Here is a reel from the Michigan Enjoyer about why the strip club industry is collapsing. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVgdkHuET2p

sinclairElite Reviewer7 mos ago 48 3

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Expensive Lap Dances

I have visited a lot of clubs lately where dancers want $60, $80, or $100 per song for lap dances. When I hear prices like that, I will refuse even if she is a perfect ten. What is the most you…

sinclairElite Reviewer9 mos ago 102 25

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Chains Versus Indies

One thing I loved about strip clubbing in the past was the high percentage of strip clubs that were independent businesses, usually being only one location. Some were run by the same family over multiple generations. They were all unique…

sinclairElite Reviewer9 mos ago 31 8

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Fat Shaming Dancers

The Sinclairs were sitting around the Thanksgiving last year. We shared turkey, stuffing, cranberries, and yams while catching up and telling stories. My cousin shared a story of how he went to a gentlemen’s club near him. He is a…

sinclairElite Reviewer10 mos ago 33 16

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Adaptive Reuse

I have seen many gentlemen’s clubs come and go over the years. Since I tend to return to the same cities and towns over an extended period of time, I have observed what becomes of gentlemen’s clubs when they close…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 28 21

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Male Staff Banging Dancers

How common is it for male strip club staff (managers, bouncers, DJ, bartenders) to be having sex with or dating dancers? Years ago, I bought dances and VIP’s from a dancer at the Deja Vu whenever I passed through town. One…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 118 19

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Sex, Drugs, And Rock N Roll

Apparently, there was a British band active in the 1990's and into the early 2000's called Rockbitch. They were an all-female band that would perform nude or topless during shows. Sex acts and pagan rituals were done during their live…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 50 5

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American Pastime

I was reading a news article a few years back that referred to drunk driving as a favorite 'American pastime'. The article went on to complain how along road shoulders and ditches there were so many discarded beer cans, liquor…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 33 23

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Most Embarrassing Moment

What was your most embarrassing moment at a strip club? Let's hear them.

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 47 22

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Strip Club ATMs

From being in the game a long time, I know a lot of guys have reservations about using ATM’s in strip clubs mainly because of the fees. For me this has never been an issue. I have a bank account…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 26 32

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Mile Marker 5,073

I took a look at the last five strip club reviews I wrote. I went from Kansas to Maine to Rhode Island to Montana to Oregon. There was an average distance of 1,268 miles traveled on each segment of the…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 21 10

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Strip Club ETF

Nowadays there are ETF's for almost every industry. If there was a strip club ETF, what stocks would be in the portfolio? This is what I came up with: RICK: the only publicly traded strip club BUD: beer TAP: beer DEO: alcoholic beverages STZ: beer…

sinclairElite Reviewer1 yr ago 24 8

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What Are You Listening To?

What artists or music have you been listening to lately? I am looking for new music--open to all genres and suggestions.

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 14 19

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One Good Turn Deserves Another

I was driving home buzzed late at night at the end of a vacation. I stopped at a Speedway in New York to get some food and drink to balance out the alcohol. I bought an extra large fountain drink,…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 12 17

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Strip Clubs And Cigars

How many strip clubs still have cigars for purchase or cigar lounges? It seems like smoking cigars and beautiful women were a common pairing before all the states started passing smoke-free laws. I know there are several clubs in Las…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 42 23

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OT: Restaurant Apocalypse

I eat out a lot at casual sit-down restaurants when I have to travel for work. I like to get out of the hotel room, interact with other people, and people watch, similar to my strip club visits. It seems…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 14 37

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Stripper Business Cards

I finished up getting private dances with a spinner and went back to my table. She followed me out of the dance area about thirty seconds later and put a glossy color card in front of me on my table.…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 15 15

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Parking Lot Interceptions

I was visiting a strip club a couple weeks ago and had a weird encounter. As I parked and was walking from my vehicle to the entrance, a black guy pulls up to me in an SUV blocking my path…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 34 38

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Playing The Mentor

Almost every single sugar baby I have been with and every stripper I have socialized with outside of a club environment has had a messed up childhood or came from a broken family. I have noticed a lot of these…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 22 23

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Four For Fucking

I had a difficult end to 2023. A family member has cancer that has spread to multiple areas of the body, and it doesn’t look good. I had to become an at-home caretaker and had to cut back on my…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 22 10

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Bottom 25 Strip Clubs

I went through every review I have written since 2009 and came up with a list of the twenty-five worst strip clubs I have been to based on my ratings. Every club gets a 1-10 rating on Dancers, Club, and…

sinclairElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 50 24

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Substitute Sex

Lets say you have a fuck buddy or friend with benefits or sugar baby that you are seeing on the regular. You are supposed to meet up with her for a roll in the hay, but she either is on…

sinclairElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 15 25
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