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Phil Mickelson, Strip Clubber

sinclair
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2 wks ago · 1 min read

I saw this story come out a couple days ago about Phil Mickelson getting banned from a golf club for groping a female employee. sports.yahoo.com

Interestingly, about two weeks before, I was in a strip club and had a discussion with a dancer about all of the famous people we have run into in gentlemen's clubs over the years. She mentioned about a decade earlier, Phil Mickelson came into her club and went gaga over her. He took her to the VIP. Then, he was trying to get this dancer to come to his hotel room. She did not end up going. She was a young dancer and didn't have an interest in sex for money.

I am guessing if the same scenario happened in 2026, she wouldn't turn down a tryst with a three-time Green Jacket winner at the lodge. Life didn't turn out so well for her. She got pumped and dumped by a loser with no money and is now a single mom in her 30's, still getting naked and groped just to pay her bills.

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FishHawk

I remember a story about a newly hired Alabama Football Coach who came down to Pensacola for a celebrity golf tournament. He went to a strip vlub and brought a stripper back to his hotel room. In the morning he goes to play golf she is somehow pissed at him and charges everything on the room delivery menu to his room and then leaves herself. Alabama moves on without him. He never couched a dingle game.

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rawhide2

ROLL TIDE ROLL and it was MIKE PRICE that was the idiot RETARD fucking BAMA coach to be - you missed a few details but WTF...

and to the OP you call a stripper a 'YOUNG DANCER' but a decade earlier - meaning she was likely 31, 32. or so at the best ... that is not a YOUNG STRIPPER - she is an old hardened bitch at 31, 32 christ

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rickthelion

Seriously, @rawhide2 ape, y’all need to relax. Have you been smokin’ some of Skifredo’s weed? Because that weirdo is the angriest pothead this rick has ever met. I bet he’s actually smokin’ lead paint chips or used transmission fluid.

The moral of the story is calm the fuck down. Only a lion can pull off a mighty ROAR!!! and you ain’t a lion!

ROAR!!!

S
SleazyPerv

He is a scumbag

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mogul1985

I don't get how high visibility people do things like strip clubs. I get rappers and their cohorts, but golfers, coaches, politicians, ect I just find them to be idiots. What they risk ain't worth it. If they need it so bad, private escorts can be had. I'd NEVER do an OTC to my hotel, and I was recently nudged at the Topeka Sports Cab just a few weeks ago (see my review.) Not worth the risk/reward.

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rawhide2

I dont want to be a lion and I dont want to roar. I want to be the most intelligent animal in the jungle - the Chimpanzee

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rickthelion

What you don’t understand @rawhide2 ape, is that chimpanzees are frickin’ assholes. Orangutans are the cool 😎 apes.

You see, when a chimpanzee flings his shit at you he really means it! But when an orangutan flings his shit at you he’s doin’ it for laughs and love of the game.

ROAR!!!

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TheOne&Only

Me Too peaked in 2017. That lines up with around the same time the first girl passed on Phil Mickelson. Strip clubs were still staffed with knockouts (and I never heard of a problem getting takeout). It was also a period of unprecedented economic growth during Trump 45. Maybe between the Me Too nonsense and economic optimism that dancer felt that she could turn down easy cash from a rich white guy and still come out on top.

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