Strip Club ETF

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Nowadays there are ETF's for almost every industry. If there was a strip club ETF, what stocks would be in the portfolio? This is what I came up with:

RICK: the only publicly traded strip club
BUD: beer
TAP: beer
DEO: alcoholic beverages
STZ: beer and wine
LVMUY: owner of Dom Perignon, Moet & Chandon, Hennessy, Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior
DBD: ATM manufacturer
VYX: ATM manufacturer
LZB: couches and sofas
VCD: couches and furniture
MLI: brass rods and pole manufacturer
MAS: plumbing and design fixtures
VSCO: lingerie
COTY: nail care, hair care, cosmetics, fragrances, Dolce & Gabbana
EL: fragrances and cosmetics
ULTA: beauty products and hair salons
ABBV: manufactures botox, lip fillers, breast implants, and skin products
PM: cigarettes
BTI: cigarettes and vapes
TPB: vaping and smoking products
JNJ: manufacturer of K-Y Jelly, opioids, skincare, and feminine hygiene products
CHD: manufacturer of Trojan condoms

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ClubFan81077
a month ago
What companies make glitter and pasties? :) We might also need a taxi company in there...

What would the ticker symbol be for this ETF??? LDK? haha
misterorange
a month ago
STD home test kit manufacturer
Electronman
a month ago
You might add manufacturers of erectile dysfunction medications and at home pregnancy kits.
sinclair
a month ago
DINO: sinclair
Puddy Tat
a month ago
A basket of big pharma stocks with treatments for herpes.
WiseToo
a month ago
Companies that make indoor security camera systems including devices used for scanning driver's licenses.
sfrsox
a month ago
EWCZ
Waxing
mogul1985
a month ago
VIP Doors
funonthaside
a month ago
Google....due to use of google voice to maintain contact.....or an alternate burner number provider.
From978
a month ago
If you build it, I will short it.
ClubFan81077
a month ago
^ a short position over a long position??? :)
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