Nowadays there are ETF's for almost every industry. If there was a strip club ETF, what stocks would be in the portfolio? This is what I came up with:
RICK: the only publicly traded strip club
BUD: beer
TAP: beer
DEO: alcoholic beverages
STZ: beer and wine
LVMUY: owner of Dom Perignon, Moet & Chandon, Hennessy, Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior
DBD: ATM manufacturer
VYX: ATM manufacturer
LZB: couches and sofas
VCD: couches and furniture
MLI: brass rods and pole manufacturer
MAS: plumbing and design fixtures
VSCO: lingerie
COTY: nail care, hair care, cosmetics, fragrances, Dolce & Gabbana
EL: fragrances and cosmetics
ULTA: beauty products and hair salons
ABBV: manufactures botox, lip fillers, breast implants, and skin products
PM: cigarettes
BTI: cigarettes and vapes
TPB: vaping and smoking products
JNJ: manufacturer of K-Y Jelly, opioids, skincare, and feminine hygiene products
CHD: manufacturer of Trojan condoms
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last commentWhat companies make glitter and pasties? :) We might also need a taxi company in there...
What would the ticker symbol be for this ETF??? LDK? haha
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STD home test kit manufacturer
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You might add manufacturers of erectile dysfunction medications and at home pregnancy kits.
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DINO: sinclair
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A basket of big pharma stocks with treatments for herpes.
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Companies that make indoor security camera systems including devices used for scanning driver's licenses.
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EWCZ
Waxing
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VIP Doors
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Google....due to use of google voice to maintain contact.....or an alternate burner number provider.
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If you build it, I will short it.
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^ a short position over a long position??? :)
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