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Strip Club ETF

Oct 15, 2024, 6:55 PM
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sinclair
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Strip Club Nation

Nowadays there are ETF's for almost every industry. If there was a strip club ETF, what stocks would be in the portfolio? This is what I came up with:

RICK: the only publicly traded strip club BUD: beer TAP: beer DEO: alcoholic beverages STZ: beer and wine LVMUY: owner of Dom Perignon, Moet & Chandon, Hennessy, Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior DBD: ATM manufacturer VYX: ATM manufacturer LZB: couches and sofas VCD: couches and furniture MLI: brass rods and pole manufacturer MAS: plumbing and design fixtures VSCO: lingerie COTY: nail care, hair care, cosmetics, fragrances, Dolce & Gabbana EL: fragrances and cosmetics ULTA: beauty products and hair salons ABBV: manufactures botox, lip fillers, breast implants, and skin products PM: cigarettes BTI: cigarettes and vapes TPB: vaping and smoking products JNJ: manufacturer of K-Y Jelly, opioids, skincare, and feminine hygiene products CHD: manufacturer of Trojan condoms

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ClubFan81077

What companies make glitter and pasties? :) We might also need a taxi company in there...

What would the ticker symbol be for this ETF??? LDK? haha

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misterorange

STD home test kit manufacturer

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Electronman

You might add manufacturers of erectile dysfunction medications and at home pregnancy kits.

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sinclair

DINO: sinclair

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WiseToo

Companies that make indoor security camera systems including devices used for scanning driver's licenses.

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sfrsox

EWCZ Waxing

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mogul1985

VIP Doors

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funonthaside

Google....due to use of google voice to maintain contact.....or an alternate burner number provider.

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From978

If you build it, I will short it.

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ClubFan81077

^ a short position over a long position??? :)

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