Posts by JohnSmith69

After you get to know her, send her a description of your perfect day. Make it incredibly romantic, and end it with making love to your soul mate, passionately and tenderly. Don't say your DS or you ATF.…

I'm shopping for MILFs and several that I've come across, who are more or less my age, look almost like blue haired old grandmas. Holy shit. I've got dates with a couple of mid 40s women this weekend,…

The DS and I regularly talk about the MILFS that I'm dating. And she offers me relationship advice, helping me sort through the many different lonely women that I encounter. And she tells me about her love interests as…

And of course it involves a stripper. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3502542/Man-27-murdered-carjacking-driving-stripper-fianc-e-home-work-month-arrested-having-sex-strange-woman-Las-Vegas-Ferris-wheel-supposed-getting-married.html

What's the biggest present you ever bought a stripper? Trips don't count. It must be a physical item. I just bought the most expensive ever -- an iPad. But what I get in exchange is worth it.

Do you want to know what it's like to walk in a golf cart maze and survive? Do you want to be able to hit on cute blonds right in front of their boyfriends, have the greatest Mexican food…

Hit on the cute blond next to me at the bar just as her boyfriend sits down. She looks just like DS II. I miss her. Holy shit another gorgeous blond just sat down on the other side of…

I'm going to be in Dallas soon. I'll spend most of my non work and non sleep hours at baby dolls. But at some point the little head is going to ask for some extra special attention that…

One of the most frustrating things when I started clubbing was getting the girl I wanted on a crowded night. I'd spot the girl of my dreams, follow her around the club with my eyes, and send her telepathic…

Last night on the way to the club Im talking to my uber driver about strippers. It's a long drive in traffic so I tell him a bunch of the stories. DS I, II, and III. Trips,…

Just finished looking through the SI swimsuit edition. Underwhelming at best. It's a very weak group. Partially it's because of some weird focus on thick girls. The black woman just inside the front cover for example is…

The city, NOT a dancer. I'm a little tired of Follies of the Southwest at the moment. What's the best alternative for cute white girls in Phoenix on a Saturday night? And please don't say Bourbon Street cause fake tits…