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Is This a MILF?

Jun 8, 2015, 3:49 AM
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JohnSmith69
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If so I've gotta be careful given my reputation for new/young dancers. But nevertheless I liked this girl. 29 years old, dancing on and off for 6 years, has 4 kids. Is this woman a MILF?

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footballguy

Technically yes, but I think the term MILF is associated more with mothers that are 40 or older.

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warhawks

By definition, if she's a mom and you'd like to fuck her, than she's a MILF in my book.

Some say the woman has to be 35 and above with kids to be a MILF. But I've always thought as long as she has kids, she's a MIlF no matter what age.

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4got2wipe

"By definition, if she's a mom and you'd like to fuck her, than she's a MILF in my book."

Brilliant! That's the way I see it! The criteria for being a MILF are kind of right there in the acronym! :)

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4got2wipe

The funny thing is the use of MILF in porn! Women seem to go from performing in "teen" features to being billed as MILFs around age 25 or so! Not brilliant! :(

Come on porn producers! Teen should mean 18 or 19 and MILF should mean "has kids"! ;)

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jestrite50

Like they are listening. I've seen mid twenties girls called teens on there.

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tumblingdice

29 and four kids?Was she White?

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JohnSmith69

Yes she's a white girl

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shadowcat

No way to tell sight unseen.

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crazyjoe

For sure

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ATACdawg

MILFs? My current faves are both GILFs, and neither one even looks like she's hit thirty.

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JohnSmith69

she doesn't look like a MILF if that matters. She looks too young. But with 4 kids, you can't get much more M than that. And I'd certainly like to fuck her.

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georgmicrodong

Then, John, she is in fact a MILF. At least from your perspective.

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rh48hr

Yes, she is a MILF.

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motorhead

Technically, she has to drive a minivan and drive her kids to soccer practice to be a MILF

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shailynn

^^^ I've bedded several strippers with multiple kids and have yet to meet one that drove a minivan. Soccer practice as well as other kid practices yes.... Omg Motörhead just ruined all my stripper MILF fantasies with that rule!

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ndnman

By definition I say yes. However I also agree that for whatever reason it almost more refers to, or at least conjures up an image of, those over the age of.....hhhmmmm, 35 or so. That's a more accurate definition i think cuz even though technically an 18 year old with a kid is a milf it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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steve3000

Although I agree with the strict definition, i.e. has kids, I think the term is best used by younger guys when they refer to cougar-aged women. For example, Stifler's mom to the American Pie guys. At my age, if she has a kid in my age cohort (50+), I am very unlikely to find her attractive. And hopefully not stripping....

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MrDeuce

The term MILF comes from "American Pie" in reference to Stifler's mom, played by Jennifer Coolidge when she was 38 years old. I would argue in the context of the movie that a MILF is not just any old mom you would like to fuck but the fuckable mother of a child of at least high school age, so that she is in her mid 30s at least. I can't bring myself to apply the word MILF to the all-too-typical case of a 19-year-old stripper of a 3-year-old kid.

Side note: I had a 27-year-old student a few years ago who had twin grandchildren!! I tried not to think about whether she was 13 and her daughter was 14 or she was 15 and her daughter was 12 or . . . Wow!

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seaboardrr

If she has kids then she's a MILF but I think the broader definition accepted by most is like said above. 30's or older, mini-van, soccer practice, etc.....

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mikeya02

^^^ out here MILF's drive SUV's full of kids, while doing 85 on the freeway, blabbing on their cell phones.

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JohnSmith69

Thanks for the input. I'm gonna follow the MILF has to be at least in her mid 30s contingent.

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chandler

What is your reputation for new/young dancers?

Generally, I'd say a MILF means a woman with a teenage kid, but 29 in stripper years = probably 35.

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