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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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SJG is traveling in South Africa this week

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6345613/Man-caught-bed-GOAT-guilty-bestiality-South-Africa.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 7

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If I can fuck you I’ll give you sped bumps

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-mayor-solicited-sex-speed-bumps-ethics-panel-finds-n926671

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 13

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Here’s what happened ..

Yesterday I posted a reference to a very unusual strip club experience that reminded me of SJG. Heres the story. 25 was the first one to guess what happened correctly. I had a free front room makeout session. Here…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 21

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A very unusual strip club experience

Last night I had one of the most unusual strip club experiences ever. I never thought this could happen. It was so bizarre that for a moment I thought of SJG while a gorgeous young thing was…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 27

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How common is it for strippers to be asked for sex?

So I'm watching video girl movies. She is a stripper who let me take lots of pictures and movies. So I'm watching one of our porn scenes where she is on the couch slowly undressing while I ask…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 90 21

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How long until your first LDK?

How long did you visit strip clubs until you first LDKed?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 27

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Do strippers make more money when they are ovulating?

http://theweek.com/articles/491407/5-surprising-facts-about-strippers I find it difficult to believe that guys are perceptive enough to be aware of such details. We just want tits and ass.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 16

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Midget Strippers

I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s. I’ve seen strippers who recently…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 21

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The Juice System

Here’s how it works. A cutie takes the stage. Blond, adorable B cups, good attitude. I break from talking to Juice and go tip her. I give her $3. Nothing out of the ordinary. I have…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 24

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Meeting Juice

There are numerous milestones in every PLs life on Tuscl. There is the first time getting sticky pants, the first stripper blow job, the first time getting a term added to the glossary, etc etc. Well, I’ve just hit another…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 38

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Is the full bush really coming back?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6007569/Vogue-declares-bush-back.html I hope not.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 37

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Washing and reusing condoms

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5999791/CDC-urges-Americans-stop-using-condoms-turning-inside-washing-them.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 9

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Where da white women at?

I’m headed for a visit to Follies soon. I was wondering what my chances are these days of funding at least semi cute young white girls. While they are often a rare commodity at Follies there always used to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 22

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An Idea to Make Us Even More Pathetic

Mary Jane has an idea. Like most of her ideas, this one could be brilliant. Or idiotic. It could be among the greatest moments in Tuscl history, like when DS was added to the glossary, or when…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 15

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My fav stripper name

Last night a stripper was called to the stage who had my fav stripper name ever. I can’t recall ever having heard the name before although it did sound like a pretty obvious choice of a stripper name once…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 36

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Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly

I’m in a club with some of the ugliest dancers ever. The little head is hiding like a turtle in its shell. Then the queen of ugly comes out of the dressing room. She is uglier than most men.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 28

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What 30 years can do to a woman’s physical appearance

WARNING: certain images in this this story can be disturbing to some readers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5837039/Top-Gun-star-Kelly-McGillis-makes-rare-public-appearance-32-years-release-hit-film.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 32

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A choice to make

I have bad news. You are getting married. You have a choice between two women. They are exactly the same in all respects except for one: their looks. Candidate number one is an 8 in looks. You…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 46

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Full nudity

I can’t recall ever seeing this before, at least not to this degree. I have been to this club in years past and it didn’t used to be this way. I went to the club a couple of weeks ago and…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 37

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The sticky stripper

This is the story behind my recent post on the sticky stripper. I was doing my usual thing - sitting at a table near the stage and heading up for a full gynecological view when desired. The hottest girl…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 9

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Last night

This is what I said to my dancer last night: “I’m sorry that I got you all sticky.” Anybody want to guess what happened?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 27

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Is this rude at some level?

I’m at the tip rail and have been through several stage sets. I tip just a couple of bucks to each girl cause they are just not very hot. Then a genuinely ugly woman takes the stage. The…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 25

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No cum on my cake

It might be the marijuana, but I thought this was funny. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5757575/Publix-censors-Summa-Cum-Laude-graduation-cake-profanity.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 8

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Tats

Do women with a lot of tats tend to be bigger sluts than other women? I’m not taking about strippers who tend to be sluts, tats or not. But among civilian women can tats help judge slutiness? I’m not sure which…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 16

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What I imagine that tusclers look like who I haven’t met.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5731331/The-strange-suspects-arrested-America.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 14
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