Meeting Juice
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
There are numerous milestones in every PLs life on Tuscl. There is the first time getting sticky pants, the first stripper blow job, the first time getting a term added to the glossary, etc etc.
Well, I’ve just hit another milestone. I met Juice.
When I first started hanging around here many years ago, Juicebox69 was as active as ever. He had various other names (sippy cup is the one I most clearly remember), and he wrote many posts in a ghetto dialect that was often funny if you could figure out what the duck he was saying.
Over the years Juice has undergone many changes. But he is always active here, always making the effort to be funny and sometimes hitting the mark. For years it has been one of my goals to meet Juice. Recently the strip club gods made it happen.
I admit that some of the mystery about Juice was gone by this point given Shailynn’s ground breaking dinner a while back with Juice at an Asheville Applebee’s. Based upon Shailynn’s reports, I no longer thought (as I had for many years) that Juice was a black guy pretending to be white. But still there was still a lot of mystery surrounding the guy. For example, I was convinced that Juice was not as he seemed on line. I was convinced that Juice was not as he portrayed himself, a good old boy southern redneck who just wants to get his hands on some titties and chicken tenders. Instead, I thought that Juice was an older guy, probably an accountant or some other boring job, who was just very creative at making up personalities and portraying them on line. In other words, I thought the Juice persona was made up by some very creative and persistent guy.
I was wrong. Juice is a good old boy southern redneck who just wants to get his hands on some titties and chicken tenders. In person, he is pretty much exactly like the guy he appears to be on line. While I tend to doubt that he lives in a van by the river and bags groceries for a living, it wouldn’t surprise me if he has done such things in the not too distant past. I thoroughly enjoyed meeting Juice. He seemed genuine, pretty much the same in person as he is on line.
The strip club gods clearly ordained this meeting. Indeed, they sent us a very unique dancer the likes of which I have never seen on a strip club stage ever. Her presence confirmed to me that I was meant to meet Juice on this particular evening. I will disclose the details of this mystery dancer in a later post. No time now.
Although our meeting was short, I did learn some things about the Juice System. It was really quite remarkable but Juice stole a dancer from me with a $1 stage tip. I had given her a $3 stage tip but it wasn’t nearly enough. She was a cute blond with perky little tits that I wanted to play with. Instead, I sat in my chair dumbfounded as Juice held her hand and led her away to the lap dance room. It was humbling. I will try to post the story later.
One other point before I close. I finally learned the true story of who Jackie is. Fuck that bitch.
Well, I’ve just hit another milestone. I met Juice.
When I first started hanging around here many years ago, Juicebox69 was as active as ever. He had various other names (sippy cup is the one I most clearly remember), and he wrote many posts in a ghetto dialect that was often funny if you could figure out what the duck he was saying.
Over the years Juice has undergone many changes. But he is always active here, always making the effort to be funny and sometimes hitting the mark. For years it has been one of my goals to meet Juice. Recently the strip club gods made it happen.
I admit that some of the mystery about Juice was gone by this point given Shailynn’s ground breaking dinner a while back with Juice at an Asheville Applebee’s. Based upon Shailynn’s reports, I no longer thought (as I had for many years) that Juice was a black guy pretending to be white. But still there was still a lot of mystery surrounding the guy. For example, I was convinced that Juice was not as he seemed on line. I was convinced that Juice was not as he portrayed himself, a good old boy southern redneck who just wants to get his hands on some titties and chicken tenders. Instead, I thought that Juice was an older guy, probably an accountant or some other boring job, who was just very creative at making up personalities and portraying them on line. In other words, I thought the Juice persona was made up by some very creative and persistent guy.
I was wrong. Juice is a good old boy southern redneck who just wants to get his hands on some titties and chicken tenders. In person, he is pretty much exactly like the guy he appears to be on line. While I tend to doubt that he lives in a van by the river and bags groceries for a living, it wouldn’t surprise me if he has done such things in the not too distant past. I thoroughly enjoyed meeting Juice. He seemed genuine, pretty much the same in person as he is on line.
The strip club gods clearly ordained this meeting. Indeed, they sent us a very unique dancer the likes of which I have never seen on a strip club stage ever. Her presence confirmed to me that I was meant to meet Juice on this particular evening. I will disclose the details of this mystery dancer in a later post. No time now.
Although our meeting was short, I did learn some things about the Juice System. It was really quite remarkable but Juice stole a dancer from me with a $1 stage tip. I had given her a $3 stage tip but it wasn’t nearly enough. She was a cute blond with perky little tits that I wanted to play with. Instead, I sat in my chair dumbfounded as Juice held her hand and led her away to the lap dance room. It was humbling. I will try to post the story later.
One other point before I close. I finally learned the true story of who Jackie is. Fuck that bitch.
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My goal is to continue this positive campaign for many years to come lol
I'm extremely looking forward to your side of the story with that amazing beautiful blond
Did I mention that I85 had a car accident so bad it closed the interstate down this morning around six and it was a death
Their was a homicide yesterday in the next County
And the bank I used yesterday an hour after I left it got robbed and made the news LMFAO
I'm about to hit Mirage this morning and maybe South side...then looking forward to meeting lord will deliver go Vikings and GACA
If you boys make it just be careful... it's good in my location damn near across from the club but flooding in the other counties
If it works out I'm looking forward to making more positive memories and strengthen bonds over our blessed TUSCL
I was excited as fuck about Arbies next door
Just think shalynee saw me a few years ago and I was a hundred pounds heavier lol... god damn Right lol
I'm slowly getting back in shape... I got this next hundred pounds ... once I do I'll look good at 230
And you better find the time to post that story about sharing that girl bro... she was amazing and this post of yours got my emagonarion wet for more
Take note, if you do run into GACA, no matter how cool he is, no matter how convincing he is, DO NOT move any strippers in with you like he does.
That is all. Carry on.
Another different things is shaylnne saw me with hair and a big bushy red beard
John saw me slick bold and a trimmed goatee
Funny how john and I share similar taste in women yet our backgrounds are vastly different
So Shailynn, did you go back for juice's sloppy seconds and, if so, was there a slight scent of fried chicken wafting up from her girly parts? :)
My father was forty years older than me and was in Vietnam..volunteer twice and lived then I feel out his nuts lol
I died when I I turned twenty and had my first kid... I was just starting to get close to him but just slipped through my fingers
So yeah maybe your right...many of you older tusclers have acted an advised me aka fathered me in many areas of my adult life
Because of you guys not only can I slick a strippers panties off for a dollar lol but I'm getting my financial and Heath together..hell I actually have a career know just because I idolize some of you men
It's because of this sight I've changed over the years and have been becoming a Man well I'm honest still a big kid...probably always will be just a little more responsible
Sounds like you had a good time at the strip club - and a great time at Arby’s!
Just got back from Mirage and OMG it was fun... expensive but super fun.... I had to do the hot tub....let me tell you I'll be back and yes it's worth the six hundred
Good dam was she good
JS69, can you assess Juice as a responsible man, or a fly by the seat of your shart filled underwear pants type of guy?
And I love the attention
All with one dollar LMFAO
Yeah I really need to get my shit together and do a Detroit and Miami trip
I never felt Juice was older. He used Instagram in a way most older guys just don't, along with manner of speech.
James is 36 young ? At least I'm young at heart