There are numerous milestones in every PLs life on Tuscl. There is the first time getting sticky pants, the first stripper blow job, the first time getting a term added to the glossary, etc etc.
Well, I’ve just hit another milestone. I met Juice.
When I first started hanging around here many years ago, Juicebox69 was as active as ever. He had various other names (sippy cup is the one I most clearly remember), and he wrote many posts in a ghetto dialect that was often funny if you could figure out what the duck he was saying.
Over the years Juice has undergone many changes. But he is always active here, always making the effort to be funny and sometimes hitting the mark. For years it has been one of my goals to meet Juice. Recently the strip club gods made it happen.
I admit that some of the mystery about Juice was gone by this point given Shailynn’s ground breaking dinner a while back with Juice at an Asheville Applebee’s. Based upon Shailynn’s reports, I no longer thought (as I had for many years) that Juice was a black guy pretending to be white. But still there was still a lot of mystery surrounding the guy. For example, I was convinced that Juice was not as he seemed on line. I was convinced that Juice was not as he portrayed himself, a good old boy southern redneck who just wants to get his hands on some titties and chicken tenders. Instead, I thought that Juice was an older guy, probably an accountant or some other boring job, who was just very creative at making up personalities and portraying them on line. In other words, I thought the Juice persona was made up by some very creative and persistent guy.
I was wrong. Juice is a good old boy southern redneck who just wants to get his hands on some titties and chicken tenders. In person, he is pretty much exactly like the guy he appears to be on line. While I tend to doubt that he lives in a van by the river and bags groceries for a living, it wouldn’t surprise me if he has done such things in the not too distant past. I thoroughly enjoyed meeting Juice. He seemed genuine, pretty much the same in person as he is on line.
The strip club gods clearly ordained this meeting. Indeed, they sent us a very unique dancer the likes of which I have never seen on a strip club stage ever. Her presence confirmed to me that I was meant to meet Juice on this particular evening. I will disclose the details of this mystery dancer in a later post. No time now.
Although our meeting was short, I did learn some things about the Juice System. It was really quite remarkable but Juice stole a dancer from me with a $1 stage tip. I had given her a $3 stage tip but it wasn’t nearly enough. She was a cute blond with perky little tits that I wanted to play with. Instead, I sat in my chair dumbfounded as Juice held her hand and led her away to the lap dance room. It was humbling. I will try to post the story later.
One other point before I close. I finally learned the true story of who Jackie is. Fuck that bitch.
