This is what I said to my dancer last night: “I’m sorry that I got you all sticky.” Anybody want to guess what happened?
You spilled vape juice on her or you were having bbq wings with juice and you got your bbq covered fingers stuck in her hair when she gave you a hug?
You shot an epic load of jizz all over her red hair - and cheerleader costume - and pom poms? Or you spilled a fruity drink on her at the bar? I like my first guess better.
one girl did a stage set after our vip and she came very close to me at the tip rail... cutely smiled and said ‘I’m leaking...’
If you’ve read my stripper sex stories you’ll know that I don’t do anal. And there was no leakage from any bodily orifice of anyone involved. I should have made that clear from the outset.
After the chloroform wore off - and you pulled the duct tape off her mouth - you decided to apologize because her lips were still sticky? Sorry - that was my guess for SJG’s question!
You blew your reefer or cigar smoke at her? Your original post had a typo and it was meant to say "stinky"?
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last commentYou’re such a gentleman John I bet you went and got her some baby wipes then you cleaned her off. ;)
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You accidently spilled syrup on her at the Waffle House?
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You spilled vape juice on her or you were having bbq wings with juice and you got your bbq covered fingers stuck in her hair when she gave you a hug?
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You shot an epic load of jizz all over her red hair - and cheerleader costume - and pom poms?
Or you spilled a fruity drink on her at the bar?
I like my first guess better.
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Nobody has it yet but one of you is close.
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Does it involve a chocolate milk enema?
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one girl did a stage set after our vip and she came very close to me at the tip rail... cutely smiled and said
‘I’m leaking...’
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“Leaking?!?!?” Did someone poke a hole in one of her silicone boobs?
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If you’ve read my stripper sex stories you’ll know that I don’t do anal. And there was no leakage from any bodily orifice of anyone involved. I should have made that clear from the outset.
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juice box mishap
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^I’ll bite who’s close?
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Her name was Candy and you melted her heart
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you were eating sopapillas right before you got there and had honey all over your fingers
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You spilled your pink raspberry cosmopolitan on her.
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After the chloroform wore off - and you pulled the duct tape off her mouth - you decided to apologize because her lips were still sticky?
Sorry - that was my guess for SJG’s question!
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The lollipops you hand out to dancers had melted.
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Her name was Honey and you said you wanted to make her sticky, hinting for extras in VIP?
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You blew your reefer or cigar smoke at her?
Your original post had a typo and it was meant to say "stinky"?
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You got her sweaty while she was sitting on a leather chair?
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She was actually a he and you got LDK'ed
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^That's funny. And gross.
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Something to do with vaping.
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Something to do with vaping.
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I wonder if he will ever explain.
@Uprightcitizen may have hit the bullseye.
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Made her squirt from manual stimulation.
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@tlagooner he can’t explain, he doesn’t even remember, the weed fried his brain lol
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you brought her sticky bud instead of dry?
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