Last night

27 comments

• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  You’re such a gentleman John I bet you went and got her some baby wipes then you cleaned her off. ;)
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  You accidently spilled syrup on her at the Waffle House?
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  You spilled vape juice on her or you were having bbq wings with juice and you got your bbq covered fingers stuck in her hair when she gave you a hug?
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  You shot an epic load of jizz all over her red hair - and cheerleader costume - and pom poms? Or you spilled a fruity drink on her at the bar? I like my first guess better.
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  Nobody has it yet but one of you is close.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Does it involve a chocolate milk enema?
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  one girl did a stage set after our vip and she came very close to me at the tip rail... cutely smiled and said ‘I’m leaking...’
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  “Leaking?!?!?” Did someone poke a hole in one of her silicone boobs?
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  If you’ve read my stripper sex stories you’ll know that I don’t do anal. And there was no leakage from any bodily orifice of anyone involved. I should have made that clear from the outset.
• grand1511

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  6 years ago

  juice box mishap
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  ^I’ll bite who’s close?
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  Her name was Candy and you melted her heart
• abqspencer

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  6 years ago

  you were eating sopapillas right before you got there and had honey all over your fingers
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  You spilled your pink raspberry cosmopolitan on her.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  After the chloroform wore off - and you pulled the duct tape off her mouth - you decided to apologize because her lips were still sticky? Sorry - that was my guess for SJG’s question!
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  The lollipops you hand out to dancers had melted.
• galiziabob.sabbatical

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  6 years ago

  Her name was Honey and you said you wanted to make her sticky, hinting for extras in VIP?
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  You blew your reefer or cigar smoke at her? Your original post had a typo and it was meant to say "stinky"?
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  You got her sweaty while she was sitting on a leather chair?
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  She was actually a he and you got LDK'ed
• DeclineToState

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  6 years ago

  ^That's funny. And gross.
• bubba267

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  6 years ago

  Something to do with vaping.
• bubba267

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  6 years ago

  Something to do with vaping.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I wonder if he will ever explain. @Uprightcitizen may have hit the bullseye.
• Lone_Wolf

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  6 years ago

  Made her squirt from manual stimulation.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @tlagooner he can’t explain, he doesn’t even remember, the weed fried his brain lol
• ime

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  6 years ago

  you brought her sticky bud instead of dry?