No cum on my cake

I’m scared it will be like the coconut fucking article.. someone else read it first!

Did you hear about the fundamentalist Christian baker who refused to bake birthday cakes for homo sapiens?

Actually, I think the little dashes suggest what the omitted word means much better than the word itself. Of course, not in the same meaning as the lady intended.

mmdv26 - good point. :)

Okay. That wasn’t anything terribly disgusting. I’ve heard not to put it on online resumes, or they could be filtered out.

You know what's non-brilliant? The whole "we were humiliated" bullshit.

This was stupid and they deserve their money back. But I read elsewhere that the mother was "humiliated" that she had to explain the other meaning of "cum" to her summa cum laude graduate and his grandmother.

Somehow I think both of them knew what cum was. Just go back to the baker and say "come on - this is seriously stupid. My son graduated with highest honors and he deserved a cake that actually uses the correct Latin phrase for his party. That's what I ordered and that's what I should have received"

But the bullshit story about a kid who graduated with highest honors not knowing what "cum" means is ridiculous!

I can see the Publix bakery manager thinking - “I don’t give a shit if this Jacob Cums Loudly! I’m not putting that perverted quote on any cake from my bakery!”

Anybody know if Juice is working at a Publix? If he is - I’d recommend not eating the Hand Squeezed Cream filling - stuffed in his cakes!

Kinda funny/sad at the same time.

The whole "we're humiliated" thing is so fucking ironic. That exact behavior is why the filter exists in the first place.