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No cum on my cake

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JohnSmith69layin low but staying high

It might be the marijuana, but I thought this was funny.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Bj99

I’m scared it will be like the coconut fucking article.. someone else read it first!

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jackslash

Did you hear about the fundamentalist Christian baker who refused to bake birthday cakes for homo sapiens?

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mmdv26

Actually, I think the little dashes suggest what the omitted word means much better than the word itself. Of course, not in the same meaning as the lady intended.

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shadowcat

mmdv26 - good point. :)

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Bj99

Okay. That wasn’t anything terribly disgusting. I’ve heard not to put it on online resumes, or they could be filtered out.

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4got2wipe

You know what's non-brilliant? The whole "we were humiliated" bullshit.

This was stupid and they deserve their money back. But I read elsewhere that the mother was "humiliated" that she had to explain the other meaning of "cum" to her summa cum laude graduate and his grandmother.

Somehow I think both of them knew what cum was. Just go back to the baker and say "come on - this is seriously stupid. My son graduated with highest honors and he deserved a cake that actually uses the correct Latin phrase for his party. That's what I ordered and that's what I should have received"

But the bullshit story about a kid who graduated with highest honors not knowing what "cum" means is ridiculous!

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Cashman1234

I can see the Publix bakery manager thinking - “I don’t give a shit if this Jacob Cums Loudly! I’m not putting that perverted quote on any cake from my bakery!”

Anybody know if Juice is working at a Publix? If he is - I’d recommend not eating the Hand Squeezed Cream filling - stuffed in his cakes!

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Dolfan

Kinda funny/sad at the same time.

The whole "we're humiliated" thing is so fucking ironic. That exact behavior is why the filter exists in the first place.

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