I could understand putting the dog down if it just spontaneously bit off some random guy’s dick. But when you’ve got peanut butter on your dick anything that happens is on you!
The article is awfully written - 4got2wipe. It mentions the breed history of English bulldogs and their history as a fighting breed - but it makes no mention of the fact that most dogs love peanut butter.
^^^ you are one sick fuck. I feel sorry for your dog and Ron Jeremy. He would much rather lapdance for a hot 19 year old Ukrainian girl with c cup tiddies
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last commentAnswer: obviously you should not spread peanut butter on your genitals.
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The takeaway from this unfortunate incident?
Make sure the bulldog doesn't have teeth! ;-)
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Poor thing probably thought it was a Snickers bar......
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I guess we can't call him a Wanker any more
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Dailymail has some legit news articles but I also believe they're the UK's version of the National Enquirer and this article appears to fit that mold.
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No really, dipshit??????
Learn something new every day
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Are you going to cry later about me attacking you, rainbow chaser? ,
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It's not cheating.
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Does jelly work better?
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If you’re in a room with a bulldog you’re probably gay,
OTH if you’re in a room with a pit bull, you might be a strippers boyfriend ;)
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Sadly they put the dog down. In my view - the fool who lost his junk should have been put down.
There is no reason to do something so stupid. Keeping his gene pool alive appears to be a wasted effort.
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Fortunately it sounds like the dog's last meal marked the end of his gene pool.
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Good point. There’s no reason for those genes to continue.
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Yeah...probably not the best way to try to get a blow job. That sucks for the dog :(
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^^^ smash that like button!
Johnny, are you speaking from experience?
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Brilliant point Cashman1234!
I could understand putting the dog down if it just spontaneously bit off some random guy’s dick. But when you’ve got peanut butter on your dick anything that happens is on you!
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The article is awfully written - 4got2wipe. It mentions the breed history of English bulldogs and their history as a fighting breed - but it makes no mention of the fact that most dogs love peanut butter.
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Establish dominance! FIERCE GAZE!!
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Didn't read the article. Did it mention if it was smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
That might be useful info.
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Flagooner - The article didn't say smooth or crunchy but did say nutty.
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^^^ you are one sick fuck. I feel sorry for your dog and Ron Jeremy. He would much rather lapdance for a hot 19 year old Ukrainian girl with c cup tiddies
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