A question

21 comments

• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  Answer: obviously you should not spread peanut butter on your genitals.
  
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
  
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  The takeaway from this unfortunate incident?
  
  Make sure the bulldog doesn't have teeth! ;-)
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  Poor thing probably thought it was a Snickers bar......
• Iam4u2screw

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  6 years ago

  I guess we can't call him a Wanker any more
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  Dailymail has some legit news articles but I also believe they're the UK's version of the National Enquirer and this article appears to fit that mold.
• RandomMember

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  6 years ago

  No really, dipshit??????
  
  Learn something new every day
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  ^
  Are you going to cry later about me attacking you, rainbow chaser? ,
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  It's not cheating.
  
  https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d440cdeb-2f…
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Does jelly work better?
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  If you’re in a room with a bulldog you’re probably gay,
  OTH if you’re in a room with a pit bull, you might be a strippers boyfriend ;)
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Sadly they put the dog down. In my view - the fool who lost his junk should have been put down.
  
  There is no reason to do something so stupid. Keeping his gene pool alive appears to be a wasted effort.
• Iam4u2screw

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  6 years ago

  Fortunately it sounds like the dog's last meal marked the end of his gene pool.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Good point. There’s no reason for those genes to continue.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Yeah...probably not the best way to try to get a blow job. That sucks for the dog :(
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ smash that like button!
  
  Johnny, are you speaking from experience?
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Brilliant point Cashman1234!
  
  I could understand putting the dog down if it just spontaneously bit off some random guy’s dick. But when you’ve got peanut butter on your dick anything that happens is on you!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  The article is awfully written - 4got2wipe. It mentions the breed history of English bulldogs and their history as a fighting breed - but it makes no mention of the fact that most dogs love peanut butter.
• gammanu95

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  6 years ago

  Establish dominance! FIERCE GAZE!!
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Didn't read the article. Did it mention if it was smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
  That might be useful info.
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  Flagooner - The article didn't say smooth or crunchy but did say nutty.
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  ^^^ you are one sick fuck. I feel sorry for your dog and Ron Jeremy. He would much rather lapdance for a hot 19 year old Ukrainian girl with c cup tiddies