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4 years ago

Clubbing during COVID

So it’s been a year since I’ve been in a strip club or on Tuscl, but now that public life is slowly returning to some semblance of normal I’m considering venturing back. I’d...

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4 years ago

Imagine that there's a PL who hasn't been to a strip club in months, and is anxious to return. What city could such a loser travel to today in order to find a...

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5 years ago

I used to visit Phoenix strip clubs on a regular basis but that was several years ago and I haven’t been back since the raids on Hi-Liter. So I have a few questions...

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5 years ago

The perfect strip club

I thought this excerpt from a review was funny. I left out a couple of details identifying the club in case anyone wants to guess where the perfect strip club is. My eyes have never...

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5 years ago

The 8 shapes of vaginal lips

I was going to ask which is everybody’s favorite, but I can’t chose. I love them all equally. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7529187/Is-vagina-normal-Expert-shares-eight-totally-normal-labia-shapes.html...

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5 years ago

This does nothing for me but I figured that Papi and others might enjoy. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7523815/Miss-BumBum-World-2019-crowned-Winner-poses-tiara-tiny-bikini-controversial-pageant.html...

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5 years ago

Good news if you like looking at women’s breasts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7485283/Going-topless-effectively-legalized-SIX-states-Colorado-city-drops-ban.html...

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5 years ago

Dallas/Ft Worth

When in Dallas I usually go to Baby Dolls. But recently I decided to venture out some and try different clubs. So I’ve been to several of the clubs in the Dallas area...

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5 years ago

Political correctness in the strip club

While getting a dance, I refer to a club that the dancer used to work at as a “black club.” She says that I shouldn’t use that term. So I say what...

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5 years ago

Lap dance factory

What exactly is a lap dance factory club? Does it just mean any club that (i) isn't an extras club, and (ii) allows reasonably priced full two way contact lap dances? Or does it suggest...

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5 years ago

I’m headed to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls is my go to place there but I’ve decided to venture out a little bit. So where else should I go besides BD. I prefer...

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5 years ago

How to completely and utterly destroy your life by a single strip club visit.

It only takes 5 steps: 1. Go to a strip club in DC, possibly the worst venue available. 2. Get drunk off your ass and refuse to pay your bill. 3. Be such...

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6 years ago

turning down pussy

There’s an older loser standing behind my chair eye raping a skinny girl on stage. He is staring at her intently, clearly enjoying immensely whatever perverse fantasy she triggers for him. He goes up...

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6 years ago

I’m about to make a long over due visit to Follies and was wondering what the talent is like these days. Last I remember reading a few months ago white girls were getting...

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6 years ago

I’m headed to Baltimore soon and have several questions after reading some reviews. I’ve only been to Baltimore one other time, and when there I went to a club on the outskirts of...

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6 years ago

I’m not a huge porn consumer but I do partake at times. There are tons of porn sites with free videos to watch but you usually can’t downlaod them. I want to...

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6 years ago

This is what it would have looked like if the DS and a I had gotten married

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6724299/Teen-whos-married-trying-baby-62-year-old-grandad.html...

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6 years ago

I’m in Tampa this week and went to a couple of the clubs that so many people are excited about in Pasco county. Horrible clubs. Went to the flamingo place first. ...

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6 years ago

I’m about to head to Tampa for the first time in years and would appreciate any advice from those who know the area. My go to in Tampa has always been Mons Venus. The...

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6 years ago

What is the most common search term on porn sites?

For me it’s “redhead”. But overall it looks like the winner is “lesbian.” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6493713/PornHub-YouPorn-crowned-Lesbian-searched-term-2018.html ...

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6 years ago

Another political prediction

It’s time for another political prediction. That’s right, the guy who publicly predicted Trumps improbable victory months in advance over Nina’s insistence that he didn’t have a chance, is now going to share...

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6 years ago

Founder: something needs to be done

I’m on tuscl less lately than ever. While there are several reasons for this, a big part of it is the fucking trolls that infest every inch of the place. I won’t...

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6 years ago

In the thread about the woman suing a guy for stretching out her vagina with his huge dick, it was mentioned that perhaps we need to get strippers to sign a release before...

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6 years ago

Florida meetup?

Is there a Florida meet up at Tootsies in January? It was mentioned in another thread. If so, what dates are being considered. I’d like to be there but need...

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6 years ago

If you're in a room with a bulldog, and you’re not wearing pants, what is the one thing that you absolutely should not do?...

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6 years ago

SJG is traveling in South Africa this week

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6345613/Man-caught-bed-GOAT-guilty-bestiality-South-Africa.html...

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6 years ago

If I can fuck you I’ll give you sped bumps

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-mayor-solicited-sex-speed-bumps-ethics-panel-finds-n926671 ...

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6 years ago

Here’s what happened ..

Yesterday I posted a reference to a very unusual strip club experience that reminded me of SJG. Heres the story. 25 was the first one to guess what happened correctly. I had a free...

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6 years ago

A very unusual strip club experience

Last night I had one of the most unusual strip club experiences ever. I never thought this could happen. It was so bizarre that for a moment I thought of SJG...

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6 years ago

How common is it for strippers to be asked for sex?

So I'm watching video girl movies. She is a stripper who let me take lots of pictures and movies. So I'm watching one of our porn scenes where she is on the...

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6 years ago

How long until your first LDK?

How long did you visit strip clubs until you first LDKed?...

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6 years ago

Do strippers make more money when they are ovulating?

http://theweek.com/articles/491407/5-surprising-facts-about-strippers I find it difficult to believe that guys are perceptive enough to be aware of such details. We just want tits and ass. ...

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6 years ago

Midget Strippers

I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s....

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6 years ago

The Juice System

Here’s how it works. A cutie takes the stage. Blond, adorable B cups, good attitude. I break from talking to Juice and go tip her. I give her $3. Nothing out...

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6 years ago

There are numerous milestones in every PLs life on Tuscl. There is the first time getting sticky pants, the first stripper blow job, the first time getting a term added to the glossary,...

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6 years ago

Is the full bush really coming back?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6007569/Vogue-declares-bush-back.html I hope not....

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6 years ago

Washing and reusing condoms

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5999791/CDC-urges-Americans-stop-using-condoms-turning-inside-washing-them.html...

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6 years ago

Where da white women at?

I’m headed for a visit to Follies soon. I was wondering what my chances are these days of funding at least semi cute young white girls. While they are often a rare commodity...

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future POTUS and Senator in training

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6 years ago

An Idea to Make Us Even More Pathetic

Mary Jane has an idea. Like most of her ideas, this one could be brilliant. Or idiotic. It could be among the greatest moments in Tuscl history, like when DS was...

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6 years ago

My fav stripper name

Last night a stripper was called to the stage who had my fav stripper name ever. I can’t recall ever having heard the name before although it did sound like a pretty obvious...

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6 years ago

Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly

I’m in a club with some of the ugliest dancers ever. The little head is hiding like a turtle in its shell. Then the queen of ugly comes out of the dressing room. ...

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6 years ago

What 30 years can do to a woman’s physical appearance

WARNING: certain images in this this story can be disturbing to some readers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5837039/Top-Gun-star-Kelly-McGillis-makes-rare-public-appearance-32-years-release-hit-film.html...

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6 years ago

A choice to make

I have bad news. You are getting married. You have a choice between two women. They are exactly the same in all respects except for one: their looks. Candidate number one is...

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6 years ago

I can’t recall ever seeing this before, at least not to this degree. I have been to this club in years past and it didn’t used to be this way. I went to the club...

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6 years ago

The sticky stripper

This is the story behind my recent post on the sticky stripper. I was doing my usual thing - sitting at a table near the stage and heading up for a full gynecological view...

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6 years ago

This is what I said to my dancer last night: “I’m sorry that I got you all sticky.” Anybody want to guess what happened?...

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6 years ago

Is this rude at some level?

I’m at the tip rail and have been through several stage sets. I tip just a couple of bucks to each girl cause they are just not very hot. Then a genuinely ugly...

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7 years ago

No cum on my cake

It might be the marijuana, but I thought this was funny. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5757575/Publix-censors-Summa-Cum-Laude-graduation-cake-profanity.html ...

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