Comments by Prim0 (page 27)

1. I agree with the negotiation point. They are handing you leverage (or leeverage to piraty folks). You can use this leverage to get anything from some pre LD fondling to a better deal on OTC. 2. It is poor customer service. Though I'm sure it works on some of our softer hearted bretheren. As for me, its annoying and I'd rather have them listen to my shit. If she's really bad I'll start talking about how bad MY job is and how LITTLE money I've been making (though this can backfire if it gets around)

The day I worry about what any internet asshole says about me is the day that I lose my Playah Card!

Just imagine the money someone is going to make if they can patent a really good treatment to elongate penises. Hell, even guys with big shlongs will opt to have even more!

"I can't talk to her since she does spanish and I don't," Apparently you don't "do" english either! LOL The only time I saw some bitchiness was when I told two girls I would get dances from them "later" and when I took the second one back first, the other got bitchy. I would have shown them both a good time but preffered not to get mixed up in any drama. Girl #2 said that's the kinda shit that leads to slashed tires. I get that these girls are competing but Jesus Christ!

In my short lived bouncer days we had one "celeb" come in to the club...he was that guy from the tv show Fame(Billy Hufsey - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0400311/). Granted, he's not a bad looking guy but he did take out the best looking dancer later that night. No complaints from management either!

I thought drinking led to whiskey-dick! so if you have viagra in the booze, doesn't that just even out?

Can and have...and the sooner the cheaper!

Maybe it helps me to be an ex-bouncer. The guys never really give me a hard time. Or maybe its because I'm bigger and meaner looking than them. :)

I try to keep this in mind..."could be worse!" Columbus doesn't have the hottest clubs with the best dancers, prices and mileage...but at least it's not some "dry" state or country that has absolutely nothing. And Cbus is but a few hours drive from some great places.

Remember, some people have very different tastes (not me of course). Some guys like older ladies and as long as they are getting what they need out of the job, go for it. There's a reason that the term GILF exists along with all of that blue hair porn out there. Personally, I like younger looking women.

The only time I had to toss someone as a bouncer was way back in the day...early 90s. He was a professional looking gentleman and kept trying to feel the girls up under the table. I gave him a warning first. When the next girl complained I had to ask him to leave...which he did. Never had any other trouble in the time I worked at that club. From the customer side, I've been told to put my hands down once or twice but usually they go with what the girls are ok with. The one guy I saw get tossed was thrown out for nothing to do with the dancers. He just walked in drunk off his ass and immediately jumped up on stage and started dancing. Nothing too bad, just having a good time. The bouncer grabbed his ass and took him straight to the front door. Kinda funny actually.

I've seen some come through town but the bigger the name the more difficult to get anywhere near her. I don't even know if they were offering LDs.

I think it usually comes down to their own self image. Self conscious girls are never very free in the sack. Perhaps because dancers are ok with their bodies and flaunt them, they are more at ease in bed. Plus they constantly watch themselves in the mirrors while they're on stage to see how their bodies move. Hell they make their money off of how sexy they can look. These are the advantages I can see the stripper has in the sack.

One of my last trips to Kahoots Columbus....went up to tip the girl on stage...which I do often. She tells me before I even get near her that there is no touching whatsoever! Guess who I didn't get a dance from. She might have been brand new from the way she said it but geesh!

1. How to count songs accurately. I've never had a miscount but I've heard from enough people who have.

I also believe that illegal activities are going on in government offices all over the country...should't the police start some mult-year investigations? What fucking harm is it that some guy goes into a massage parlor and gets a happy ending?! Way worse crimes are being committed out there an are virtually ignored by authorities!

F^*(& all y'all! I've never even come close...just some very very brief stick shifting and the "blow warm air through the pants" move. Just once I'd like to have a girl even think about undoing my pants during a LD!

I get that the road needs to be expanded...the DOT just needs to pay for the property. It wouldn't matter if it was a SC or some other business. I find the part about banning alcohol at the establishment because one individual went out and drove drunk? How can you blame the SC? Guy could have gotten liquored up at home or any other numbers of bars. It happens all the time but I've never heard of a restaurant or bar having to prohibit drinking because of what one customer did after he left. That just seems very wrong.

Seems like GE could be better off not having to pay 1000 tax lawyers and lobbyists and just pay there taxes. maybe, I haven't run the numbers or anything.

I'm shocked when they remember me at all...which only one has...since I so rarely get out to the clubs.

I pictured Apu from the simpsons while reading this...does that make me racist?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I wonder if she get's nosebleeds waaaaaaaay up there on her high horse.

Columbus...best of the bad choices would probably be Solid Gold or Kahoots.

1. Moby Chicks is a terrible name as the first thing I thought of was a big fat pale chick! 2. I've mentioned before that I thought going onto the water was a good idea...but what about sea sickness...talk about getting stains on your pants! 3. What's this about Lake Michigan...any names available?

If I wanted to pay for the privilege of hanging out with a woman with no chance of sex....I'd get married! LOL