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13 years ago
Doc, do you *honestly* think it could be done anything less than completely shitty at a federal level?
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13 years ago
Love the way that Doc_Holliday gets to the REAL issue. ;-)
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13 years ago
George Carlin: It's not illegal to give someone money. It's not illegal to give someone an orgasm. So why is it illegal to give someone money for an orgasm?
OTOH, legalizing prostitution would mean regulating it too. Do we really want dumbfucks regulating fucking?
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13 years ago
gmd, yes, we realize that. Setting aside your grosser examples, I still find a certain pride in causing a stripper -- who has to be bored to tears with most sexual stuff -- to "self-lubricate".
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13 years ago
TMFingI
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13 years ago
art, I started to read this before I noticed it was your post and was trying to figure out what "young female geophysicist to my isolated bush camp" was a euphemism for.
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13 years ago
Yes, and I don't untuck my shirt to cover the badge of freakin' honor ;-)
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13 years ago
Two guys drunk off their ass. They got up to leave. One flopped back in his chair. Other staggered, twisted around, and did a face plant in his friend's lap. Must have been a familiar position, as he stayed there for a few seconds.
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13 years ago
The personality coefficient in Atlanta is dying. I used to have to take off my shoes to count the number of dancers that I liked being with for more than 5 minutes. These days, I could shoot a bird and be done counting.
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13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y
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13 years ago
Clubber FTW
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13 years ago
That's a pretty safe ad -- not like anyone could turn it around -- no one would ever admit to having sex with Ron Paul.
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13 years ago
Q: Want to buy her a drink?
A: Sure, if she doesn't mind the club getting money that she would've gotten instead.
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13 years ago
If my luck the last time I went to a club holds out, the next time I go not wanting to get dances, I'll go fully intending to do so. Then I won't get approached by any dancers. That money is STILL burning a hole in my pocket.
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13 years ago
There is no "the" in front of "I-75". Damn foreigner. ;-)
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13 years ago
One of my faves' lapdances are 10x better if it's a slow, sensual song -- and 1000x better if it's "Purple Rain"
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13 years ago
JayMustang: Most SC's are in roughly the same area of town anyways.
BZZZZZZ. Wrong! Thanks for playing.
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13 years ago
shadowcat: "You would be surprised at how many guys come in looking for me."
Probably the first time that the most popular person at a club was a customer.
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13 years ago
One of my faves (since retired) went by Cricket. And by Jiminy, if my conscience had ever kicked in, it would have scolded me pretty bad about her.
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13 years ago
fetish_dancer FTW !
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13 years ago
fetish_dancer: Yeah, you got what I was saying there. The "select few" would be the ones the dancer knows and trusts.
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13 years ago
What if the old pro "sponsors" someone? ;-)
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13 years ago
shadowcat: You ain't been there lately.
Awwwww, PP Columbia was my holy grail. You just told the 4-year-old that there's no Santa.
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13 years ago
What I'm going for is dictated by mood (which entails a number of factors, one of which is how recently I've "gotten any" -- from any girl, not just dancers). But I tend to lean toward eye-candy more often.
That said, my eye-candy is different than many others' eye-candy. So for me, there are some places that are neither of the two extremes that you describe.
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13 years ago
fetish_dancer, the guy you described isn't a legit customer; he's an @ssh0le. ;-)
By "legit customer", I mean:
* Someone who doesn't ask more than once a visit, and as soon as you say "no", he shuts up about it.
* Someone who doesn't think his mad negotiating skillz (or dick size) are gonna change your mind.
I admire your strength of conviction. And I gather that if (God forbid) finances got to be where extras seemed like a good way to solve the problem, you'd figure something ELSE out, even if it meant personal sacrifice or even got out of dancing altogether just to avoid the temptation. Whereas other dancers, who entered the business fully intending not to do extras, may not go to the lengths that you would, if push came to shove.
And I'm not talking about a dancer who just sighs and thinks, "OK, well, if I'm gonna make it, I'm just going to have to boink everything that moves." But rather a dancer who decides that she's gonna "expand her repertoire" to some degree for a very select few. And I have specific evidence that such dancers exist.
Just from the way you express yourself, I think you're pretty hot. ;-) And if I didn't know that the line was inviolate for you, and I was your customer, I'd probably double-check every once in a while.