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13 years ago
Dancer: "You're the first customer I've gone out with...Please don't murder me."Well, I was going to, but since you asked so nicely..."
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13 years ago
New feature - Personalized RecommendationsNetflix "recommendations" are for shit. Amazon is a bit better, but if I catch you reading a book in a SC, I'm going to smack you.
Probably most important, though, is what muchfun said -- you have to read between the lines of reviews; automation ain't gonna do nothing. If computers get smart enough to do that, we're WAAAAAAAAAY beyond screwed.
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13 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Ambiguous ReviewsSigh. This only seems a contradiction if you think there's only one way to enjoy a SC.
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13 years ago
IT problemtypo -- should be IE problem ;-)
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13 years ago
LAWS OF STRIPCLUBDitto what dakka said -- tight-ass-ed-ness knows no political affiliation. Over-simplification (like rh48hr's) is so damn tiring.
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13 years ago
Longer Than Usual to Get Reviews and Articles PublishedWrote a 276-word review on Friday night. It was "live" by sometime Saturday.
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13 years ago
sappiest line you've ever usedOK, so that was a bust
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13 years ago
sappiest line you've ever usedgatorfan, Dougster has hacked your account
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13 years ago
Letting em knowAw, hell, no! :)
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13 years ago
sappiest line you've ever usedpj, the only times that a dancer sang along with a song were times when I truly meant the "Oh, they're playing music?" line, so I didn't really notice her singing either. ;-)
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13 years ago
DILEMMA!Stiletto25: "I'd give my butt a 7."
Nah, it's too easy.
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13 years ago
Sheriff busts strip club in MississippiBryan says the detectives weren’t there to “pick on these girls. We were there to make sure no one was selling alcohol to minors.â€
Hey guys, I'm working on a crossword puzzle and need an eight-letter word for male bovine fecal material.
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13 years ago
DILEMMA!Answer: Yes. (Oh wait, I have to choose?)
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13 years ago
Julianne Hough's racy cellphone pics leaked by hackersOh, *I'm* not saying they're underage. She's just so stoopit that she thinks it'll make them look bad if she yells "child porno"
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13 years ago
Found a wad......If it's a customer's, screw him (metaphorically).
If it's a dancer's, I'd give it back. Pocket it and hang out at the club for another hour. If you see a dancer running around frantic, you've found your girl.
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13 years ago
Dancers Out of "Uniform"Three street clothes experiences:
1) First time I met my first ATF OTC (no, sadly, not for "OTC"). I hadn't really ever thought about how much height those FMN heels add. We met at a restaurant and she was already seated. When we got up to leave, I was sure she hadn't stood up yet.
2) Same club -- the club ROB. I rarely go to a club while the sun is out -- makes me feel like a dirty old man. ;-) But one summer evening, I arrived at about 7, as the club ROB was also arriving. OMG, sunlight is not kind to her.
3) This one didn't kiil any fantasies; it created some. At a smaller club late on a weeknight. I was the only customer for the last 45 minutes. After I got a couple dances from D, she decided to call it a night (about 30 minutes before closing). I was getting dances from another dancer when D came back out of locker room and wanted to talk to the dancer I was with, for a minute. When dance was over, I glanced over at D (who had been waiting patiently) and realized that without the lingerie and FMN heels and less makeup, she was a dead ringer for this girl in college that I chased (unsuccessfully) for quite some time.
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13 years ago
Julianne Hough's racy cellphone pics leaked by hackersApparently in Kreayshawn's world, "[s]preading child-porno" is bad. But making it is A-OK.
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13 years ago
How many of you have Dougster on ignore?mikeya02: "And you [Dougster] do have a shit fit when someone doesnt agree with you"
Yet another reason to have Dougster on iggy
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13 years ago
How many of you have Dougster on ignore?@magicrat: "it's a balance LeeH."
In order for it to be anything near a balance, we'd have to have the testimonies of at least 1000 guys who paid $1,000,000 for the opportunity to lick the sole of a stripper's shoe after she had waded through 3 miles of sewage.
"nobody on this board knows what Dougster's real opinion of women is"
Beyond irrelevant. I'm not condemning the idiot. (OK, maybe some.) But I don't want to read his bullshit -- which is what he spreads -- what his real opinion is has no bearing on this board.
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13 years ago
One foot on the floor rule.Not if you do it on the floor.
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13 years ago
Use cash only@Doc : "give or take $20"
Give OR take? You mean some dancers ADD money to your wallet? WOW, I wanna go to that club! ;-)
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13 years ago
How many of you have Dougster on ignore?@magicrat, by being so misogynistic that he makes Eminem look like Gloria Steinem?
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13 years ago
How many of you have Dougster on ignore?I've had him on iggy for so long, I had almost forgotten that waste of perfectly good carbon existed. Thanks a pantload for reminding me.