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15 years ago
I was pretty uncomfortable at Mons Venus, and that was just getting a nude lap dance. Maybe it's because the place was so busy that guys were sitting shoulder-to-shoulder on the couches. Doing FS in that situation would be a deal killer for me. No way I'd finish. I can't even pee if somebody's next to me. LOL
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15 years ago
It certainly seems like most strippers smoke. My two favorites don't. I like really fit women, and women who work out hard enough to have fit bodies don't smoke----usually.
If a non-smoking club opened in the area I usually visit, I would go there exclusively. When I visited Mons Venus and 2001 I was happy that I left for the night not smelling of smoke.
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15 years ago
I have to drive about an hour to get to my favorite strip club. The furthest I've gone is an hour and a half to Mons Venus.
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15 years ago
Mileage has definitely increased. FS is available in most clubs in the New Port Richey, Florida area, if you have the money and the right dancer. BJs and HJs are pretty much a given, in the champagne rooms.
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15 years ago
Initially I went to look at and feel up hot naked young women, of course. But now I also go because I get to talk to some surprisingly interesting women with no pressure. It's funny. Spending so much time talking to scantily clad women has actually improved my confidence with women in the real world. Of course, now I tend to only talk to the most scantily clad woman in the bar, but that's not actually a bad thing. LOL
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15 years ago
Yeah, I assume they're all on something. Pills are huge here, and lots are on oxys. Florida is the oxycontin capital of the world, apparently. Local strip club magazine(V2 Magazine) even carries ads for "pain management" clinics.
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15 years ago
I have to agee with Dougster and Clubber. The $1000 figure sounds like BS. If she could get that much she'd not need to strip. Checked the Tampa escorts prices on TER and nobody's getting that much, and there are some amazing Playboy centerfold types available. Now, $500 for OTC GFE? That's believable. But $500 for a quick fuck in a champagne room is too much. For that much I want a bed and some privacy.
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15 years ago
I've been sick for a week. Went strip clubbing last Friday. Ended up at a lower-class joint where a surprisingly attractive dancer sat on my lap and started making out with me as we sat at the table. Not an STD but a wicked cold. Do I know with 100% certainty that I got it from her? No, but it's a safe bet.
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15 years ago
I will usually try a lap dance with a girl first. If she does a good job I'll spring for the champagne room. Sometimes it works out, and sometimes it doesn't. I've even had a girl provide extras on one occasion, and then not on another.
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15 years ago
Not only are mainstream shoes not strong enough, they don't have the rubber grip on the sole. A veteran dancer and I were watching a rookie dance in regular pumps, and vet was telling me the girl was going to fall on the slick stage. She did.
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15 years ago
It's to the point now that I will turn down the free item offered on the 2fer. I already have 3 t-shirts, two polo shirts, and a couple of hats with various strip club names on them. And I don't wear them. LOL
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15 years ago
Bare Assets runs the 2fer special every hour, with a free item giveaway, usually an article of clothing. I asked hot blonde dancer for the dance and she replied, "I don't do 2-for-1 dances. Only singles.". What the fuck? So she'd rather make NO MONEY? Stupid.
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15 years ago
There's a girl at a local club who I'm assuming had pretty bad teeth. Maybe not bad from a decay standpoint, but judging from the severity of her overbite she definitely had orthodontic issues. Instead of getting braces, she got a bunch of veneers. Really, really white veneers. I'm guessing they're older, because they glow under the club lighting. It looks weird. Kind of like that episode of "Friends" when Ross bleached his teeth. So she's a redhead with a spray tan and glowing bluish-white teeth. But she does have gigantic fake boobs.
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15 years ago
Not quite. Same industry. I'm a lab tech. Dentures and crowns.
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15 years ago
My ATF told me there are usually a few "discreet hookers" @ her club. I've been offered extras once but I was out with a bunch of friends and we were leaving, so I didn't partake.
Pasco county Florida's clubs are pretty extra-friendly. One club in Hudson is pretty much a brothel. BJs are offered as a matter of policy.
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15 years ago
I sit on the padded bench near the stage. Not next to the stage, but near. I am usually at favorite club at the end of dayshift, so I get to see the girls walking from the front door to the dressing room.
Getting a dance with the girl I want isn't usually a problem. Just like the OP I wait till they're onstage and tip them.
As for smoking? Absolutely I wish Florida would make it illegal to smoke inside any building that's open to the public. As a non-smoker, I found Mons and 2001 to be much nicer experiences because they don't allow smoking. Would it be so difficult for smokers to go outside? Yeah, on a smoker's patio in Detroit in the winter.
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15 years ago
I see many more strippers with crooked teeth than straight ones. Perhaps it's a matter of geography. I don't mind some malposition of the teeth. Perfection is not natural. A small diastema between the two central incisors is attractive and sexy. A slight overbite can be sexy.
When a girl looks like she's throwing gang signs when she talks it's a definite turn off. Not as bad as missing teeth and visible decay, however. I know a stripper who seems to be a really intelligent woman. She's well-read, funny, and a heck of a lot of fun to talk to. She seems fit and healthy. Shiny hair, good skin, quick wit. Not a druggie, by all accounts. But she didn't come from money and has crooked teeth AND some neglect issues. It's a shame because it does detract from her appearance. Super cute otherwise. Pretty face. Great bod.
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15 years ago
@Chandler----if you ever read any of the books that tell women how to get a man, they say women should do EXACTLY what strippers do. They're supposed to be accepting, laugh at jokes, and stroke a man's ego. Women don't do that any more. They used to. Women in the 50's knew how to play to a man's strengths. Now it's all shallow bullshit.
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15 years ago
Oh I hate the drink hustle. It's weird. My ATF drinks Bud Select 55. Those are the same price whether it's for me or her. But when I bought a drink(a freaking COKE!!) for another girl it was six bucks. And they gave her a drink ticket right in front of me.
The clubs I go to have all been busted for "solicitation of purchase of alcohol", which is illegal in Florida. As a matter of fact, they were on The Smoking Gun. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug1.html
Some were busted for prostitution, but some were for asking guys to buy them drinks, apparently.
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15 years ago
@Book Guy----thank you. That was a very well-written explanation of the SC experience.
I suppose the most appealing about SC to me is that rejection is taken off the table. I won't walk across a bar to talk to some civilian girl, but I'll approach the hottest dancer in a club, no problem. Funny story, actually. Last time I was in my favorite club, I noticed a really attracive woman sitting alone at a table. 5'11", brunette, tiny dress, sexy heels---so I thought she was a new dancer. I approached her and gave her my usual SC rap, "You are the best looking woman here. My friend and I are sitting over here. You're welcome to join us, if you like.". She did, and it turned out she wasn't a dancer! No, she was there with her girlfriend who was a dancer. If I'd known she wasn't a dancer, I never would have approached her. Weird, eh?
Hooking up with a girl at a bar? Not likely for me, either. Bars don't play to my strengths. I'm a good conversationalist. I'm really funny. A loud bar/nightclub removes that from my aresenal. Hate bars.
I think some dancers are put at ease for the same reason we are---there's no pressure. Other than money, that is. And a pretty girl with a good, genuinely good, personality will do fine.
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15 years ago
It is a welcome insight into the mercenary nature of strippers. Still, I read a thread there about dating customers, and most of the girls did it. A few had even married. So there is a shot, apparently.
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15 years ago
Yeah, what's wrong with shot girls? They're usually the one of the hottest girls in the club, and are usually dressed scantily. You don't have to buy shots. Just say no. I like the rest of your suggestions, however.
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15 years ago
My ATF works dayshift. I usually get to the club sometime late afternoon. I spend a couple of hours and get some dances with her, then explore the night shift after she goes home. I don't have a fave on night shift, and this club has a lot of dancers.
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15 years ago
They bite me all the time, but I really like it.
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15 years ago
I told one hot dancer that I thought I was gay. I didn't act flaming, just acted real shy and nervous. She took me back for a dance and quickly found out I'm not. She felt my erection and said, "You're a LIAR!". With a smile, of course.