Posts by dudeanonymous

It looks like I will find myself with unexpected free time around Christmas and New Year's, so I'm thinking about a week of strip club vacation, possibly in Florida. But before I plan the exact location and book the…

Normally, I like seeing dancers in their street clothes. My favorite time to visit clubs is between day shift and night shift to see the girls coming and going. But.... The other night as I was about…

CHANDLER, Ariz. — A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants. Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher,…

I used to get email notifications when I published a review, or if I received a PM. Now, I'm getting email notifications when anyone posts to a thread to which I've contributed. Is there anyway to turn this feature…

Time to come clean. Have you ever caught anything from a dancer? I'm not only asking about STDs. A cold? The flu? Several years ago I came down with severe strep throat from make out…

TIJUANA, Mexico — The Mexican border city of Tijuana is suspending 15 local police officers seen on a video forcing a young female detainee to perform a lap dance, purportedly in exchange for not arresting or charging her. Mayor Carlos Bustamante…

Do any of you use a no contract cell phone? (For SC or less nefarious purposes.) I'm looking for one that can be purchased for cash, recharged for cash, and has minutes that won't expire quickly. Nothing fancy,…

If married, do you wear your wedding ring to SCs? I know this has been covered before but I recently had this happen: As I was about to leave a club, a dancer insisted on giving me her phone number…

Despite my obvious disinterest, a dancer was showing me her new tatoo as a conversation icebreaker. It was an intricate flower and heart pattern from her elbow to her shoulder. She said it was still sore. Less than a…

A stripper I had been flirting with excused herself to go to the bathroom. When she returned, she got behind me and started massaging my back. After commenting on how tense I was, she leaned over and whispered…

The acronym ATF (All Time Favorite) gets a lot of use here. The glossary defines it as "a patron's favorite dancer". I've always hesitated to use it because I don't think I've ever had one. Girls of…

Dancer: Have you had any dances tonight? Me: Yes, I have. Dancer: Would you like a better one? Me: (Laughing) Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking…