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dudeanonymous

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25 posts by dudeanonymous

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Strip Clubs and Holidays

It looks like I will find myself with unexpected free time around Christmas and New Year's, so I'm thinking about a week of strip club vacation, possibly in Florida. But before I plan the exact location and book the…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 16

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Dancers Out of "Uniform"

Normally, I like seeing dancers in their street clothes. My favorite time to visit clubs is between day shift and night shift to see the girls coming and going. But.... The other night as I was about…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 24

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Arizona man hospitalized after shooting penis

CHANDLER, Ariz. — A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants. Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancée, Cara Christopher,…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 10

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TUSCL Email Notifications

I used to get email notifications when I published a review, or if I received a PM. Now, I'm getting email notifications when anyone posts to a thread to which I've contributed. Is there anyway to turn this feature…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 4

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Have You Caught Anything from a Dancer?

Time to come clean. Have you ever caught anything from a dancer? I'm not only asking about STDs. A cold? The flu? Several years ago I came down with severe strep throat from make out…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 24

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Mexican Police Suspended for Forced Lap Dance

TIJUANA, Mexico — The Mexican border city of Tijuana is suspending 15 local police officers seen on a video forcing a young female detainee to perform a lap dance, purportedly in exchange for not arresting or charging her. Mayor Carlos Bustamante…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 4

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No Contract Cell Phones

Do any of you use a no contract cell phone? (For SC or less nefarious purposes.) I'm looking for one that can be purchased for cash, recharged for cash, and has minutes that won't expire quickly. Nothing fancy,…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 14

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Wedding Rings

If married, do you wear your wedding ring to SCs? I know this has been covered before but I recently had this happen: As I was about to leave a club, a dancer insisted on giving me her phone number…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 25

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Are Tatoos Expensive?

Despite my obvious disinterest, a dancer was showing me her new tatoo as a conversation icebreaker. It was an intricate flower and heart pattern from her elbow to her shoulder. She said it was still sore. Less than a…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 22

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Dancer Sales Pitches

A stripper I had been flirting with excused herself to go to the bathroom. When she returned, she got behind me and started massaging my back. After commenting on how tense I was, she leaned over and whispered…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 15

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Your Definition of ATF

The acronym ATF (All Time Favorite) gets a lot of use here. The glossary defines it as "a patron's favorite dancer". I've always hesitated to use it because I don't think I've ever had one. Girls of…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 4 28

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Stripper Pitches for Lap Dances

Dancer: Have you had any dances tonight? Me: Yes, I have. Dancer: Would you like a better one? Me: (Laughing) Dancer: You doubt me? If you'd had the first one from me, you wouldn't still be sitting here looking…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 7 12

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Stripper Sex Lives (Or Lack Thereof)

Strippers have recently been bemoaning their sex lives to me. One confided that she hadn't had sex in nearly a year, since her baby daddy walked out. Several were around the six-month mark. Not sure to believe them or…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 18

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ROB Radar

A cute dancer I was oogling from across the room saw me checking her out and immediately headed my way. Something in the way she looked at me and the way she walked immediately screamed ROB to me.…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 10

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Putting Money Away for Club Visits

Another post which mentioned money had me checking my SC funds. Years ago, when I used to sit the tip rail for hours, I would go into the bank and get $100 in singles before a night out.…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 21

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Are You Missing the Number of User Posts in the Discussion Board?

Shadowcat brought this up in another discussion, but I thought it deserved more prominent attention. Before the most recent upgrades, a user's total number of posts were displayed in the discussion board. Anyone else missing it? I…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 10

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Another Cut and Paste Review

The first couple of sentences track with what I know about this club (haven't been there in awhile), but the rest is a cut and paste job from the wikipedia article on "stripper." Reviewer just joined; first review.…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 6

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Are Reviews Still Moderated?

I posted a review last night and another tonight. Both seemed to appear in "Recent Reviews" almost immediately, faster than it would take for someone to read them. Are they no longer moderated or did I run into…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 13

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2 women accused of extortion in Fairfax sex-for-rent case

Fairfax, VA: In these tough economic times, Fairfax County police say it's not unheard of for a tenant to offer a landlord sexual favors in exchange for a month's rent. But when the scheme extends to blackmailing the landlord by threatening…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 6

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Tipping for LDs?

Do you tip a dancer for lap dances? I usually don't, unless I've received an excellent dance or had a deep volume discount that she probably wouldn't have normally given. Or I'm interested in getting more dances from…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 40

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Frequency?

Another thread raised some questions in my mind: how often do you visit strip clubs? On a yearly average, I probably go to SCs 2-3 times a month. But even that figure is deceiving. I mainly go when I…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 24

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Smoking in NC SCs

Does anyone know if the smoking ban enacted in NC this year included SCs? From what I've read, it exempted "private clubs", which SCs are in NC, hence the membership rules. The ban also doesn't include cigar bars,…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 3

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Sweaty Girls

Recently, I took a dancer back to the VIP and as soon as I placed my hands on her, I discovered that she was coated with a thin sheen of sweat. I thought this strange, since she hadn't been…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 15

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Broken Features on TUSCL Site?

I've never tried to use this feature before, but in preparing for an upcoming trip I was trying to compare selected clubs on my hotlist and encountered the following error: Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /home/httpd/vhosts/tuscl.net/httpdocs/compare.php on line 39 Also,…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 3

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Shower Show Redux

I know this topic was covered last month, but I got talked into a shower show recently (okay, it was a dancer I was interested in, so she didn't have to twist my arm very hard) and thought I would…

dudeanonymousVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 5
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