Comments by dudeanonymous (page 10)

I think it was refreshingly direct without being over the top, and honest. I probably would have laughed and smiled at "Can I be one of them?", bought her a drink, and seen what happened.

Blondes in my teens/early 20s. Went through a redhead phase for awhile in my late 20s, followed by a tendancy to favor girls with really dark hair. Then lighter-colored brunettes. Now I am an equal opportunity PL.

What? She wasn't texting at the same time?

I've had one "review" rejected. The club was listed here, but had zero reviews. I spent almost an hour with Google Map directions, a paper map and a GPS and still never found it. I wasn't looking for VIP credit, but just wanted to warn fellow travelers.

I generally read the discussions, occasionally look at the articles, and almost never read the blogs. The blogs and articles seem to have had a negative impact on the number of discussion posts.

I once had a dancer go into the dressing room, get a wet wash cloth, and try to get the glitter she had deposited all over me off. You might also want to check whatever you were wearing that night if it hasn't already been washed. Time for some stealth laundry?

That must have been her. I declined 2/$50. I wonder if her parole officer knows she's back working at where she picked up her last mark.

SC: I'm pretty sure I ran into Skye during my last vist a few weeks ago, but she quoted a higher price on a Sunday evening. Is she a brunette?

Now it's working. Box remained unchecked but the ads were gone after I saved.

The "Hide Banner Ads" doesn't work for me. When I click on it, it resets the page, with no checkmark in the box. (VIP Memebership good for at lest another 6 months.)

Read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page: Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction.

Would it be possible to expand the use of maps beyond just the city display and make it more interactive? What I'd like to see is the ability to look at a city or region, and then move the map to another, close area, and have it load the clubs in that area into the map. Being able to click on the club on the map and bring up the club details/reviews would also be nice.

Does "Stevie" give "stevies"?

I take my beer to the bathroom with me. I figure something nasty crawling up the side of a cold beer and getting to the rim are the least of my hygiene worries in a SC. Ideally, I take my bathroom breaks between finishing one beer and ordering another.

I've occasionally taken a "break". I've always returned, though. But for me it's an occasional hobby, not a way of life. I agree with gk's suggestions, especially the point about trying to find a new club if things are getting stale.

Most of the dancer/college students I've run into lately are studying psychology. I guess they can use their own lives for some very interesting case studies.

This seems to occur less and less as each year passes. I still see it occasionally on the east coast, but only when there is a big crowd at the stage.

When I read reviews of clubs I'm thinking about visiting, it's an immediate NO as soon as I see a mention of mandatory valet parking.

sam: I don't mind. It would have taken me forever to get around to it anyway. I just tossed some notes on clubs I meant to review....from last year.

My mind just exploded trying to contemplate the child support issues of 23 kids with 23 different women.

1) Hey, you, up on stage. Don’t walk up to me bored, fully clothed, and immediately pull out your garter. It’s a STRIP CLUB. Take something off. Or at least smile and pretend you are having fun. Don’t make me feel like you are panhandling. 2) You dancers who spray on the perfume by the gallon and wear glitter lotion: you do know that most customers are married, right? What are you thinking? 3) You with the industrial panties that you never take off, even on stage: you realize this is a NUDE club, right? Did they fail to mention that when you were hired? 4) Don’t painfully grab my equipment as a way of introduction. IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD. 5) Hey, you, up on stage, counting the stack of bills I have sitting in front of me. No, it is not all for you. If I like you, and want to get a dance from you, I’ll tip you a $5 or better. Don’t think it belongs to you just because you walked onto the stage. 6) No, I will not let you take this cell phone call in the middle of a lap dance I’ve paid you for in advance. 7) Yeah, my money is real. As real as anyone else’s. I fully realize I am paying you for your attention. 8) If you make me cum in my pants from a simple lap dance, I’ll lavish money upon you, since it’s never happened before in 30-plus years. 9) Stop asking me to buy you a drink so you can get drunk and forget about the fact that you take your clothes off for a living. You’re about 172lbs overweight and look like Jay Leno. Not my type. 10) This is the number between 9 and 11. If you consider this a basic one-song rate when performing multiple lap dances, you'll probably make more money over an evening than trying to charge $30 per song. 11) Stop bitching at me about your DUI arrests. If I had planned my evening around giving free legal advice, I wouldn’t be in a strip club. 12) Don’t bitch at me about your loser boyfriend/husband either. Drop the jerk and move on. 13) How much of my income you get is in direct proportion to how horny you can make me. 14) No, I don’t mind if you smoke. But stop bumming my cigarettes. And that’s my lighter. Take it out of your purse and give it back. 15) Girls, don’t gather together at the bar or a corner of the club and chat or watch TV. This is your job. If you want to make some money, get out and circulate. At least try to make an effort before complaining to me that you aren’t making any money. 16) DON’T EXPECT A TIP JUST FOR PLOPPING DOWN IN MY LAP! 17) If you’re having your period, stay home. If you are any good, the other days in the month should provide you ample income. 18) If fondling your breasts is extra, tell me up front. I may or may not decide to take you up on the offer. 19) SHOWER AND DOUCHE FIRST! I didn’t pay for a lap dance to smell your skanky pits or your day-old vagina. 20) I had a feeling that you would end the three-song lap dance I paid for after just two songs, so don’t expect me to buy another lap dance from you again. Ever. Just don’t ask. 21) Hey, weirdo. Stop calling my cell phone, the number for which I eternally regret giving you. I don’t want to know every time you are at the club and it’s empty and you want me to show up with a willing wallet to hoover. 22) Stop asking me what I do for a living as a way of gauging your potential income over the next hour or two. It’s unbecoming. 23) No, seriously. My name is Dick Johnson. 24) No, I will not drive you to your drug dealer. Do I look stupid? 25) Sorry, I’m not going to spend a dime on you. Go ask one of the young guys who has never seen a bare breast before and doesn’t realize how low yours are hanging. 26) I can see it’s your first night working at a strip club. Let me explain the dynamics for you. If you want to make a lot of money, try smiling and making customers feel good. Negativity will get you nowhere. 27) It’s not okay for you to jump your hefty behind into my lap. Cool move for a thin girl, not so much for a thick one. 28) Stop complaining about the 2-4-1. The DJ announced it, you asked, we went. The songs were so short it was basically one lap dance anyway. I am not paying you the regular LD rate. 29) No, I don’t want to spend an outrageous amount of money to take you to the CR where I know nothing else is going to happen. You just gave me a lame air dance for %30. Do I look stupid? Stop asking. 30) DO NOT treat me like I should hand over my debit card and PIN number as soon as we meet. You are not suddenly my dependant after you tell me your “real” name. 31) Girls – what’s with the smelly crotch? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing worse than getting a whiff of stale pussy from the stage or during a lap dance. 32) Girls – stop asking the DJ to play your favorite songs. Learn what your audience likes and cater to them. It’s not about you; it’s about your customers. 33) Girls – if you can’t stand up in 10-inch platform heels, let alone walk in them, perhaps you should consider another choice of footwear. 34) Girls – learn to smell your own BO, or have someone else check it for you. Take a shower if you get funky during the night. Unless they are really twisted, your customers won’t be into that. 35) Hey, DJ! You suck! 36) Girls – about the tattoos: I hope your mother asked you at least once: “If everyone decided to jump off a bridge, would you follow them?” It stopped being rebellious years ago. It’s now an act of conformity. 37) Girls – there are some songs that probably shouldn’t be attempted, but if you are really, really good, you might be able to pull them off. Stick to classic rock and you’ll do well.

I'm not sure "typical" is the word I would use, but I'm pretty middle of the road. Neither bottom of the barrel nor the best dressed guy in the place. Recently I saw a guy in a suit enter a SC around midnight on a Sunday. (Coming from church??) Definitely not typical for the time or that club. He sat at a table near me at the stage, tipped heavily, and not a single dancer approached him. He stormed out after about half an hour. I sensed something was up, and I meant to ask a dancer what was going on, but let it slide.

I tend to make SC visits back-to-back nights on business trips, so "lap dick" can become a problem after a few days. (I wonder why "lap dick" isn't in the glossary?)

And if you've felt all of them at the same time, you might need therapy.

I put my hand up to stop her, shake my head no and say, "No thanks" as soon as I see them approach, before they even ask. That seems to work. At least they don't pester me after that.