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Comments by bigdude012 (page 4)

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    14 years ago
    Stripper 101
    What the veteran should tell the new dancer: Sit on his lap and do a little grind. Just enough to get it hard. After all a man with a hard-on is at a mental dsadvantage and very likely to be loose with his money.
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    14 years ago
    mmdv26
    Florida
    Latest on Missouri Adult Entertainment Law
    Well needless to say I won't be going to Missouri anytime soon.
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    14 years ago
    Sick stripper sharted on customer
    FUCKING NASTY!!!!
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    This horror story hit me hard....
    I don't think I would return to the club. I'd just be too freaked out
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Even Dougster's right *sometimes*
    I'm making a point to go to the clubs where GMD goes next chance I get.
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    14 years ago
    Prim0
    Ohio
    Layout
    I like the design of the site. Gives it a more mature feeling
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    14 years ago
    scatterbrain
    Minnesota
    Business Travelers Favorite Cities
    San Diego. So I could rent a car drive to the border and take a taxi into Tijuana, Mexico and visit Adelitas. Maybe if I hit the lottery.
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    14 years ago
    Decision is a bitch , i'm trying to decide betwen to Favs , both used to work a
    so just get both dancers together for an OTC session
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    The price of FS...
    got anal for nothing more than the cost of the VIP room ($250) I gave her another twenty, all I had to spare and get a taxi back to the hotel. It was my first time in a strip club and was lucky enough not to get screwed (or is that lucky enough to get screwed?) Now I would probably shoot for OTC if only to avoid worrying about bouncers/time etc...
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Oscar worthy performance
    At least the bartender got a laugh out of it. Seriously though I think Rule 1 of the guide should be make friends with the bartender; if only to find out who gives the good dances
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    14 years ago
    Any clubs do strip poker?
    Here's the way I envisioned it. Guys sponsor dancers/players for a fee and winning dancer gives winning guy free LD and the dancer takes the pot. Then again if I won that lambo I could probably get dancers to just about anything for a ride
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    My profile pic
    she could be named Bob for all i care and my jaw would still hit the floor.
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    14 years ago
    Friday the 13th
    Crap and I'm in a poker tournamnt later today. Oh well hopefullfy everbody else will have bad luck
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Busted, or Kids are More Perceptive Than You Think
    ouch. I don't have kids but I can imagine.
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    14 years ago
    Fake or Natural?
    I know an asian dancer with very small breasts who considered implants (she loves when I push'em together and make em look big) I talked her out of it. Her body type is too small for it. Though on ocassion I just want to go face first into a woman with redicuously huge breasts Tats don't really affect me one way or the other. The only thing that really turns me off is a black woman who is trying to force the ghetto stereotype. BTW has anyone seen the woman with the world's largest boobs? I'm not sure if I should be attracted or repulsed.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Expertise or Enthusiasm?
    enthusiam. If a dancer is enthusiastic enough she'll be able to figure out what "skills" she needs to make you happy
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    14 years ago
    *GUYS* What are your thoughts on Stippers with short hair??
    Personally I like no hair on a dancer's legs, vagina, armpits, etc hair length I could care less about unless your bald then I'd be turned off or some kind of other boy cut
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Thank you, jerks and assholes...
    i enjoy rubbing breasts but the one thing I enjoy more is being able to suck on the tits, that makes my night.
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    14 years ago
    How "typical"are you?
    I have asneaking suspicion that if I return to the Candy Bar one more time I going to earn the name Mr. Nice Guy which I consider to be atypical; however on the bright side the good dancers who make an effort to remember me, know that when I at the club I'm ready to have fun and usually end up making their night.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Erotica
    Last night I was at the club the dancer was grinding me and I was going along with her and I must have found her spot because after a few minutes of heavy mutual grinding I could run my fingers up and down chest all the way to her pussy and feel a line of sweat the whole way. Surprised I asked her if what I thought happened really did happen? She was also surprised and said yes and that it was not something that usually happened to her during a LD. I got her off two more times during that session. I also don't see how she could've faked it as her whole body was sweaty which is the only time that a dancer have ever been that aroused and so into a dance in my experience.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    I'm studing to be a pharmacist...
    Actually saw a dancer wlak out of the club in scrubs last night. i couldn't help but laugh as i told another dancer that they were set if someone had a heart attack during a dance.
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    14 years ago
    "Do you know about the new lap dance rules?"
    Yeah the bad economy is great for LDs The VA club I enjoy now has a few dancers who go without pasties during the LD. now if I just get those panties off...
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    14 years ago
    How Did You Find TUSCL?
    google
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Thank you, jerks and assholes...
    Yeah I like the nice guy approach; I find that when the dancer thinks you have a little bit of class and show her a little respect it helps make things more enjoyable. And I am sure Dougster the hateful will spit some more bile at this.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Thank you, jerks and assholes...
    Dammit and I like Dr. Pepper. Actually I'd really like a nice IBC root beer next time i'm in a club.