Thank you, jerks and assholes...
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
...for coming into strip clubs and treating the dancers like shit. Thank you for playing macho man, slapping their asses, and making stupid jokes. Thank you for not tipping them when they wave those asses in your face. Thank you for bragging to your buddies about what you'd do to them if you ever got them alone. Thank you for calling them whores and cunts behind their backs, as if they can't hear you.
Thank you for driving them straight into my lap, thankful for a kind word and a few dollar stage tip, thirsty for a drink, willing to let hands and tongues wander for the price of a simple "do you mind" and "thanks", and grateful for a seat away from the dance floor where they can avoid your sorry ass.
You make my job *so* much easier. Keep up the good work.
Thank you for driving them straight into my lap, thankful for a kind word and a few dollar stage tip, thirsty for a drink, willing to let hands and tongues wander for the price of a simple "do you mind" and "thanks", and grateful for a seat away from the dance floor where they can avoid your sorry ass.
You make my job *so* much easier. Keep up the good work.
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but the stupid thing is i've seen plenty of good looking dancers that still prefer to hang with the jerks and assholes.
The late Rick's in Seattle to a "T"!!! The dancers there used to HATE the young guys who'd come in with no money and sit in the front row stageside drinking one soda for hours on end.
Treat the girls nice. If you want to be a jerk, don't go to the club that day.
Alucard: I generally treat them that way, anyway. At least I try to avoid *im*politeness and *dis*respect. In the face of out and out rudeness, I tend to just ignore them and move on.
VM: So what? It's not like anybody, except those who haven't learned, are going to see it. :)
jack: Walk up to her after she gets off the stage, hand her two or three bucks (or more, if you're really interested and your budget allows), say something like "sorry, I couldn't get to you at the stage with all those....other guys in the way", hand it to her and walk back to your table/bar seat.
What on earth do whores do that makes them worthy of respect? Is it that they are as stupid as they are? Is it that they lie and steal whenever they can get away with it and often even when they cannot? Is it that they sell sex for money. You respect whores, huh? I bet you would be overjoyed if you had a daughter who was one right?
Jerks make "your job" easier? What the fuck is "your job"? To pay them for sex? Hate to tell you this, but whores fuck anyone for money. "Jerk" or "whore respecter" makes no difference. You can pretend they are fucking you because you "respect" them, but really, it's because you are paying money. Do you get this or not yet? I'll repeat it very slowly: whores don't fuck you because they like you, they fuck you because you pay them money. It's that simple.
Look, whores don't even respect themselves, and just laugh internally at idiots like microbrain and MisterGay who claim to be "whore respecters" or that it makes some kind of difference.
I have assumed this to be SS though. They want to make you feel special and unique so you spend more money.
Like others, I get my share of "you're such a nice guy" or "those guys over there are jerks" comments from dancers. Maybe I should just enjoy those comments, SS or not, and not let the jerks negatively impact my infrequent nights out.
That being the essential ingredient to my relative success. :)
Now is it possible to be such a jerk or asshole in a strip club that the strippers will stay away from you? It's like asking if you can be so rude at Burger King that you won't get served. It probably occasionally does happen from time to time, but you would probably have to make it your goal to act so rudely that you won't get served.
Look at it this way: Suppose a customer doesn't respect Burger King workers because he think they are uneducated losers who can't find better jobs (payer11 probably has this attitude). Unless he is so senseless to blurt it out, he is still going to get served. It's not like the Burger King worker is inviting you to his place as a guest and cooking you a great meal because he appreciates what a nice guy you are.
I don't consider myself to be a nice guy/whore respecter, although I'm ok with the very small minority who are stupid, lying thieves. But this just doesn't matter. I locate the hottest girls in the club, and am able to score OTC with them on first or second meeting around 80% of the time, b/c I understand what it's really about. Something so obvious that you have to be willfully trying not to get it. And that is that whores fuck people for money and it doesn't reall matter who the people are. All money is green.
So much for microbrain's "relative success" because he is a "nice guy".
"the very small minority who are stupid, lying thieves"
should, of course, be
"the very small minority who are *not* stupid, lying thieves. "
But I'm sure most guessed that's what I meant anyway. :-)
As I say, IME, I can score OTC with 80% of the very best looking ones 1st or 2nd meeting, whether I am a nice guy or not. Honestly, as I get it older, and the economy gets worse it feels like I get closer and closer to 100%.
Is my succes rate skewed because I am only interested in the ultra best looking ones? Quite possibly, but I have no interest in doing a rigorous scientific experiment to see if less good looking ones put out less (although that is my guess).
I don't see what the true benefits of this nice guy/whore respecter behavior are. That you get to *fantasize* that they legitimately likely beyond the money? It gives you some kind of ego boost? Ok, if that's your thing go for it.
Maybe the benefits are that microbrain gets to let his hands wander after he tips them on stage and buys them a drink? Sorry but I would prefer to just shell out a few extra bucks and fuck them. And you can bet they will be back asking microbrain to buy a dance or whining to him about their problems paying their rent later on.
I can think back to one guy on $10 dance day at Henry's North who kept trying to find a gal to 'orally fixate' him. The first two times (I was back there and observed) he was trying to force the dancers' head's down. They both sprang off of him and shoved him away. Security never came in to speak to the guy or charge him. The third time I enetered the VIP I saw him in the back corner with a dancer's head bobbing up and down in his lap -- so I guess he had finally found his 'provider'. FYI: it's so busy & crowded on $10 day the extra curricular activities are actually frowned upon, at least at Henry's North.
I've had ITC and OTC experiences. Haven't paid OTC but have paid ITC. The OTC experiences were just dates. Regular dates. No huge expenditure on my part. Just dinner @ Applebee's or Chili's(their pick), a few drinks, and occasionally a movie. It seems that these girls like to be pretty NORMAL on their off time. And I doubt any of their ex-boyfriends did something as lame as dinner and a movie for them.
But the "dates" follow the three date rule. If I don't get laid by the third date I'm out. But, thankfully, these are strippers I'm dealing with. So it's usually a done deal on the first. LOL
I am totally into 'good touch', mutual massage, kissing faces, necks, chests, cuddling, etc
And I definitely have a huge base of customers looking for intimacy, not just 'mileage' If you tell me straight up you're looking for sex, I will direct you politely to a dancer or club you can get it from. I have not ever, nor will I ever perform extras.
Someone who has been told by me that extras are not on the menu, who tries to force me into sexual contact, is commiting sexual assualt and my local laws permit me to punch a hole in his throat with my stiletto in self defence.
I know what I offer, and the customers who race each other on the floor to catch me coming off stage know what I offer. They know it isn't sex, they don't care, they still spend hundreds on me because I'm willing to take the scandalized foreign student by the hand with a smile, talk to him, and give him the smart, cheerful, Canadian girlfriend his parents don't want him to have. (Yes, this scenario has happened)
Most of the dancers didn't dump on the jerks to me. But as I started settling on "regulars", they'd sometimes ask me to give a friend a dance and would usually stay there while I did. Invariably, the "guest" dancer and my regular would start talking (good) about me to each other. Often, they did it like I wasn't even there. ;-)