"Do you know about the new lap dance rules?"

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  14 years ago

  Haven't encountered tightening of rules in awhile. In this economy owners are trying to encourage guys to come in and spend money. Including more of a tendency to look the other way in the lap dance room.
• SuperDude

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  14 years ago

  New rules were passed in Detroit in March, 2010. I hear that observance and enforcement is spotty, at best.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Yeah I have read about ridiculous club rules when you read the stripper reviews on the clubs on stripperweb.com. I read on there about all the stupid dancer rules at Cols Gold and Centerfold and it did not surprise me. Rules like "no more than 3 seconds of grinding or else you are fined"
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Club X has a strict rule that dancers must NOT be topless while on the main floor. Only when performing on stage or back in the private area. I had a dancer sitting with me topless and the manager came over to rebuke her and made her go put her top on. Yet for some reason this is the best ranked strip club from columbus on the top 100 list....
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  "the dancers now have to keep both feet on the ground during the LD."
  
  So, can you bring a beach towel, lay it on the ground, deposit yourself, and welcome her to mount?
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  LOL, CT, I like that idea!
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  LOL, CT, I like that idea!
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  grrrrrr, here I go again, I gotta wait for this site to respond. lol
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  vincemichaels, are you still using dial up? lol
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  No I didn't hear about the new rules, I guess I can fuck you under the old rules then.
• bigdude012

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  14 years ago

  Yeah the bad economy is great for LDs The VA club I enjoy now has a few dancers who go without pasties during the LD. now if I just get those panties off...
• Dudester

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  14 years ago

  In Houston, the 1997 law says that dancers are supposed to be three feet away from customers at all times. It's being universally ignored.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Thanks, VM! Guess I should've said an aerobics workout mat instead though. That will connote activity, while the beach towel may provoke inactivity.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  There's rules for lap dances? Huh...
  
  He says, with the tiniest hint of gloating in his voice...
• troop

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  14 years ago

  i believe ohio law says that a lap dancer has to be at least 6ft away and zero contact when giving a dance. one of many stupid laws that politicians come up with to make it look like they're doing something.
  
  anyway, it's not strictly enforced unless the local cops/government have a hard on for a certain club and if a dancer trying to sell me dances tells me no contact i tell her to move on and find a sucker among the other customers.
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  I heard the new rule said the stripper has to fuck during lap dances.
• Prim0

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  14 years ago

  Here's the section of OHIO law regarding lap dances...those fuckers! But I don't see an actual distance to be maintained.
  
  
  http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2907
  
  2907.40 Illegally operating sexually oriented business.
  
  (C)(1) No patron who is not a member of the employee’s immediate family shall knowingly touch any employee while that employee is nude or seminude or touch the clothing of any employee while that employee is nude or seminude.
• ClubExpert

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  14 years ago

  Luckily no.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  samsung1, no, what's dial up? I just get on my bicycle and attach another chain to the sprocket, and pedal furiously. The electrical field I generate gets me on the Internet just fine. LMAO
• DoctorDarby

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  14 years ago

  The vigilantes in Ohio tried for the 6 ft. rule and the legislature quietly cut it out of the bill it finally passed, which is essantially a no-touch law. Enforcement in most places has been pretty non-existent, so most clubs that had LD's still do. Air dance clubs like the DMC chain offer no lappers before and still allow very limited one-way touching.
• Digitech

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  14 years ago

  ^^^ There's a similar law in Missouri that was passed recently, it hasn't gone into effect yet (three more weeks).
  
  It has a similar provision about a six foot barrier between patrons and dancers. I really doubt that will be enforced. However, I doubt that clubs will be able to advertise the 'full contact' dances as they do today.
• Prim0

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  14 years ago

  I can just not understand what makes some people feel they have to dictate to others how to live their lives. As long as participants are consenting and old enough (18 seems good to me), then why outlaw things such as sex, gambling, drugs, etc. It's not even just the religeous freeks either, other groups do it.
  
  I get their arguments that some indivuduals can't control themselves and will ruin their lives...blah blah blah...isn't that the individual's problem? We have individuals who become obese, alcoholics, sex addicts, etc...should we therefor get rid of anything that might be bad for us because a few people can't handle INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY?
  
  Jesus?! Why can't other Americans let me persue my happiness in the way I see fit?!!!!!
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  PrimO, you are preaching to the choir. Fortunately for me the clubs that I go to are NOT enforcing the laws/Rules and for the most part LE is leaving them alone. I hope it lasts.
• troop

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  14 years ago

  amen prim0 :-)