Went to turn on my desk lamp this morning and the pull chain came off in my hand. When to tie my shoe and the shoelace broke off in my hand. I was thinking of going to the club for a HJ tonight, but now...
A few years back a study was done in the U.S. to determine why the head of a man's penis was bigger than the shaft. They spent 1.2 million over 12 months. The conclusion was to give the man more pleasure.
The French disputed the findings and did their own study and spent 1 million over 10 months. Their conclusion was to give a woman more pleasure.
Then the Pols got into it. Their study took 3 days and cost $49.36. Their conclusion was that it was to prevent a man's hand from sliding off the end of the shaft.
Worked all night, was looking forward to going home at the end of shift. As my car exited the garage, my phone rang-boss called me back. Wanted me to run the facility until she returned from a meeting-promising 9 a.m. At 9:50 I called her. She was still in a meeting. I was at max hours and had to leave. She had me turn over the reins to a pair of subordinates.
Aw shucks, steve. As long as there wasn't a black cat going under the ladder of the strip club, you should have gone. We'd love to have heard the story of your experiences last night. LOL
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The French disputed the findings and did their own study and spent 1 million over 10 months. Their conclusion was to give a woman more pleasure.
Then the Pols got into it. Their study took 3 days and cost $49.36. Their conclusion was that it was to prevent a man's hand from sliding off the end of the shaft.
if anything, it often goes better for me than other days.. lol
I wimped out, lol. Friggin' friggatriskaidekaphobia.