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Friday the 13th

steve229
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15 yrs ago · 1 min read

Went to turn on my desk lamp this morning and the pull chain came off in my hand. When to tie my shoe and the shoelace broke off in my hand. I was thinking of going to the club for a HJ tonight, but now...

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georgmicrodong

Well, steve, the problem appeares to be your hand, so you should be OK.

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bigdude012

Crap and I'm in a poker tournamnt later today. Oh well hopefullfy everbody else will have bad luck

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vincemichaels

I don't know, steve. Are you thinking your dick might fall off? LOL, what a horrible way to go.

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ClubExpert

Friday the 13th is nothing but a lame superstition. Go and get that HJ.

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shadowcat

A few years back a study was done in the U.S. to determine why the head of a man's penis was bigger than the shaft. They spent 1.2 million over 12 months. The conclusion was to give the man more pleasure.

The French disputed the findings and did their own study and spent 1 million over 10 months. Their conclusion was to give a woman more pleasure.

Then the Pols got into it. Their study took 3 days and cost $49.36. Their conclusion was that it was to prevent a man's hand from sliding off the end of the shaft.

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Dudester

Worked all night, was looking forward to going home at the end of shift. As my car exited the garage, my phone rang-boss called me back. Wanted me to run the facility until she returned from a meeting-promising 9 a.m. At 9:50 I called her. She was still in a meeting. I was at max hours and had to leave. She had me turn over the reins to a pair of subordinates.

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gatorfan

I usually spend the day wearing a hockey mask.

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troop

i have no fear or problems with fri the 13th.

if anything, it often goes better for me than other days.. lol

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gatorfan

I am afraid of April 1.

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samsung1

So Steve, what did you end up doing? going out or staying in?

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steve229

Sam, I wimped out, lol. Friggin' friggatriskaidekaphobia.

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vincemichaels

Aw shucks, steve. As long as there wasn't a black cat going under the ladder of the strip club, you should have gone. We'd love to have heard the story of your experiences last night. LOL

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