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We were taking my son out to dinner during a “Family Weekend†visit to his college. My son turned on the car radio, tuned into a hip hop station, and they started playing “Like a G6.†Without thinking,…
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A favorite told me the club is going to be putting out a 2011 Calendar. She had just signed the release to do the photo shoot. This girl is really gorgeous, so I wouldn't mind having a calendar…
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Saw a group of 5-6 guys walk into the club, one older guy who looked to be in charge, and the rest younger guys, all with neat, short haircuts. I pegged them as military at first, but a dancer…
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I can be a soft touch in the club, especially if I'm enjoying myself and feeling mellow. I'm sure I've been taken advantage of plenty, but sometimes it works to my advantage. I was at my usual spot…
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Checked out my local club's new Monday $10 dance night. Only problem was $10 dances don't start until 8 pm, and I had to slow down to 40 mph on the interstate so I didn't get there too early.…
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Last Wednesday night was my first chance to try out the new "Retro Night" - all 70's and 80's music - at my usual club. I had a blast. <p> 1. I knew all the songs for a change.…
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Getting a nice lap dance and notice that my dancer is quietly singing along to Beyonce's “â€Sweet Dreams.†I tell her she has a nice voice. She gives me a big smile and starts really singing, as in…
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...Don't change the color of your hair A current fave just cut her very long, very beautiful hair very short. She had actually walked by a few moments earlier and I didn't even recognize her. Almost spit my…
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Knowing Orlando's air dance rules, I planned to just sit at the tip rail and dole out singles (a la CTQWERTY), while enjoying the eye candy. But then a very hot young Latina joined me, and begin rubbing my…
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I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as…
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…Orlando. I was excited about the first business trip of the new fiscal year this week, then find out it's to Mickey's town. From the land of “no contact, no lap dances†to the land of “no contact…
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U.S. District Judge Jack T. Camp Jr. of the Northern District of Georgia was arrested Friday night…According to an FBI affidavit, Camp purchased the drugs from an exotic dancer he met at the Goldrush Showbar, an Atlanta strip club. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39507406/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ Hey Shadowcat,…
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I'm getting some enjoyable dances with a fav when there's a long, awkward pause after one song. My dancer says someone must have forgotten to load their music into the jukebox they use during the day shift. She…
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Pull a couple bills out of my wallet without looking too closely and hand them over to my dancer. As she's putting the money away, she gets a puzzled look on her face. “Is this for me?†she…
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Australians are a leg up on the competition, having set a new world record for the fastest relay race on high heels. http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/australians-set-record-for-fastest-stiletto-race-22150969 Cute story. I love the girl's Aussie accent. I used to have a favorite who would literally race…
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So lets say you have google voice on your iphone for certain "extracurricular" purposes. Someone sends a text to your iphone number and you respond back. But because they're also using google voice, they see your response as…
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Dancer mentions it was her birthday last week. I make some joking comment about how now she can legally drink (implying she's 21). She scoffs at that and tells me she's 28. Then she gets this stricken…
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Following up where CT left off...<p> I run into one of my current favs, and she starts telling me about how her car broke down last week and how much it cost to repair it. I'm thinking typical hard luck…
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My office reorganized (again) and we all got new job titles, so now I'm officially a Project Lead, or "PL" for short. <p> Makes me laugh everytime they send out an email saying "All PLs report to the conference…
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This show is my guilty pleasure. Anyone else?
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Can't remember the last time I didn't get at least 1-2 lap dances on a visit. I got plenty of attention from the dancers, but none of them really perked my interest enough. I wonder if I'm coming…
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Weather's turned quite mild here, so I was surprised to enter a club and find the a/c going full blast. Dancers were visibly shivering, and some had tops on to keep warm. On the plus side, dancers keep…
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Just wondering how often you recognize dancers in reviews, either by stage name or physical description. Made me smile to read a review where a guy complained about getting mostly air from a dancer that I personally have gotten a lot…
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It's always a treat for me when after a series of dances or at the end of an evening a dancer drops the stripper façade for a moment, and says simply that she had fun. I remember one “veteran 
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