Singing Stripper

A couple of years ago at the Crazy Horse Saloon in Atlanta, I witnessed Totally nude Karaoke. The customers that sang kept their clothes on.

Next thing you know they will want a tip for singing.

Steve I must say you are one lucky guy! LOL I can't say I've run into any, but hopefully if I ever do, she'll be a good singer and not blow out my eardrums being offkey. I come from a musically talented family and it irritates me to hear something off key.

a dancer that i've bought dances from has a habit of singing to me when we're sitting/talking. physically she's extremely hot and she gives me great high mileage dances but her voice is terrible. i didn't see her for awhile but recently ran into her at another club other than the one i orginally met her at. so far i've resited the urge to tell her that i don't like her voice or to tone it done a little because she's usually rubbing my leg or stick shifting me while she's singing.

tone it "down" that is.

@ founder, it would be great if we could get an edit comments button ;)

oh and "resisted" not resited.. guess i shouldn't type so fast, but i'd still like that edit button ;)

troop, I agree that edit button could be useful but I like how Founder has kept it simple. Adding an edit button just means more potential tech problems.

Spell check would be nice too but nothing will replace proof reading.

Troop - maybe try earplugs?

^ steve that would cure one problem but start another. it's hard enough to conduct and hear a conversation in a strip club without ear plugs.

and shadow.. who said that i could read in the 1st place? LOL

Last year, while on vacay with OTC Gal, we went to karaoke with my sister and her daughter (both music teachers). Everyone in the room, excepting me and OTC Gal, were music teachers. OTC Gal got up and sang one song-Mariah Carey's "Hero". OTC Gal covered every bit of Mariah's range without cracking once. Every jaw in the room dropped, and she got the night's only standing ovation. She also dances at a dance instructor's level. Too bad she's a freakin headcase in love with the ghetto ethic. She could make something of herself.

If she can sing, she can hum, and if she can hum, I've got other plans for her...

New hurtin' song rising to the top of the playlists on country and western radio stations here in Canada:

"I Hate Every Bone In Her Body Except Mine"