Comments by jabthehut (page 19)

Jeff Dunham

Bacon.

Similar thing happened to me. We walk in, sit at stage, order and get drinks, and tip the dancer when she dances for us. The next dancer spends 3/4 of the first song wiping the poles and then dances for a guy at the other end of the stage. She then comes to my end of the stage and dances for another dude who was at the stage when we got there. Another guy comes up and sits at the stage and she finishes her set dancing for him. I got up when she came over expecting a tip from us. I said fuck you and went and raised hell with the doorman about what hadn't happened and asked for my admission back. From what some are saying in this thread I should have tipped her for dissing me. You guys probably are supporting a stripper, her boyfriend, and husband and kids if you believe in tipping for no service.

Damn Gator, after all the witty things you come up with you had to make that lame statement.

So dice has his mother living with him in his very own house and he keeps a vibrator that has been up some man's ass. All this by his own admission.

Wanna play around. (asked at a Putt Putt course)

Are you sure a minor in Japan can't enter into a legal contract?

The guy who wrote that story sure is an ignorant SOB. Everyone knows that Tokyo is the capital of Japan. What can you expect from a Twitterphile?

He should have posted on SW.

Yes

Duo, are you on the fucking rag. I didn't equate black dancers with smelly pussies. I just stated that I didn't like smelly pussies. For your information the worst smelling pussy I ever smelled in a club was a white girl's and I ran from it as fast as I could. Check out my review of Goodtime Oasis of Nov. 9, 2009. Don't accuse me of being drugged again and I won't question if you have fallen off the roof!

Helen Hunt since her full frontal in "The Sessions"

He's gone?

You do know you typed sweat and not sweet. I can't stand a sweaty pussy!

I don't like big asses, big lips (around the mouth as opposed to in the vulva), pomeade hair, smelly pussies, or pushy strippers. The ex stipper who visits me every week may have a smelly pussy when she gets there but she gladly rinses it out and then there is nothing that I don't like about her.

A buddy and I would go to a club about once a week and just tip the 4-6 girls at the stage and almost all of them would sit with us a

Lunch is now my second on ignore.

That is one ugly gal/dude. I'd have to run like hell if I saw it coming toward me.

I'll stick with one. George Fredric Handel is enough for me.

So LunchBoxKing said another way is LunchPussyKing. Now I understand.

Motor, do you mean Miracle on Ice?

Come on Al. There is no threat in stating how one feels about your pedotard el presidente, especially when it is the truth. Besides you are the one who has mentioned tre*s*n. I really don't like the assholes who personally attack you for your ideas. I am just attacking your dumbass ideas/statements and this is one of them.

Stripping is about the only well paying job a girl can get with a fucking psych degree. Guys with that degree are SOL! LOL

I've worked and lived in Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina. I also lived in the Florida panhandle while working in Alabama. Georgia has the best clubs of the four. All of the states except Cali have right-to-work laws which tend to have businesses with less work stoppages. My understanding is that Texas has the best economy and pretty good SCs.

Club Goer's response brought back memories of the TV show "Son of a Beach."\ One of the character was named Areola. Other characters included: B.J. Cummings Kimberlee Clark Notch Johnson Mayor Anita Massengil Porcelain Bidet Spank the Monkey Nick 'Snuggles' Pappasmearos Vinnie Fellachio Captain 'Buck' Enteneille Colonel Seymore Kooze 'Divine Rod' Petrie Harry Johnson Johnny Queefer Saltine Cracker Gaybraham Lincoln Aunt Jizzy Judge Howard Doody Digger Gooseberry Dirty Sanchez Fire Bush and Heinous Anus played by RuPaul Say them out loud