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11 years ago
When it comes to strip clubs, there aren't many US cities that come close to Detroit in terms of options and fun. So most cities, especially Minneapolis, will seem like a PG-13 experience when compared to Detroit. My suggestion, arrive early at the Detroit airport for your departure flight and stay late after your return flight-- plenty of good clubs near the airport (Landing Strip, Flight Club, Bogarts).
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11 years ago
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush--- or is the other way around in a strip club where bush is so rare?
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11 years ago
Good list from Draper (and others), including the GPS clearing suggestion. If I let me SO try to program a destination into my GPS, I make sure that my recent visits have been cleared.
I haven't found a perfect solution to the perfume and smoke challenge other than to bring an extra shirt but this doesn't solve the lingering odor in hair (for those of us who still have some follicular insulation on our craniums). The other alternative is to stop by the gym/health club for a quick shower. Why the concern? My SO has the olfactory sensitivity of a bloodhound (fortunately, she is much more attractive!).
Although a bit of a stretch, this thread also presents and argument for private browsing on your computer or smart phone-- to erase your browsing history.
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11 years ago
Club Pro in Vaughan (northern suburbs of Toronto) is relatively clean and classy when compared with most of the airport clubs. It also features a pretty good selection of dancers.
My only mild reservation about the Toronto clubs is that the VIP's are not very private from my limited experience in Toronto. The lack of privacy did not prevent discrete extras (e.g., in CG) but it did inhibit some of the dancers from getting into position (e.g., K9) that would be noticeable to observers.
Hopefully, others with more experience in the GTA clubs will chime in.
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11 years ago
A dancer told me that she had been doing so many extras that her pussy was tired and she needed to get it back in shape before doing any more FS. BS? Maybe not, it was at a club that was notorious for extras, Bogarts in Michigan.
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11 years ago
License raids?? So police can raid any establishment to check on licenses, even if there is no suspicion of dancing without a license (now there's a scary threat to public safety-- dancing without a license). Of course, I know that such raids occur---- just another example of individual rights being trampled by government sanctioned power.
Maybe the SWAT team should also raid the police chief's home to check on driver's licenses?
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11 years ago
Pretty good web site for southern California. If you're heading to northern California and the Bay area, you might check out myredbook. I found the San Francisco strip clubs to be over priced and disappointing. If your California visit take you to San Diego, do yourself a favor and take your passport and make the short trip to Hong Kong and Adelitas in Tijuana.
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11 years ago
You seem to place higher value on sexual fidelity than on emotional commitment and behavioral kindness. Are you also going to demand that he have no other friends than you and no hobbies or interests beyond those that he shares with you?
Maybe we should try to love each other like we love our dogs. We tolerate and love the unique features of our dogs (even when it licks it balls or humps the leg of a visitor), without incessantly demanding that our dogs be something that they are not.
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11 years ago
Tijuana, yes.
San Diego, NO. Didn't you see the reports of San Diego sending in a SWAT team to check dancer IDs and photograph the dancers?
What a difference 20 miles and an international border makes!
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11 years ago
My recommendation:
If you mention a dancer's stage name, don't mention anything specific regarding activities.
If you mention activities, especially anything involving extras, never mention a dancer's name.
The only exception to the above guideline might be if a dancer was a rob (promised something, took your money, and failed to deliver on promises), then I'll often mention her stage name in an effort to warn other customers.
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11 years ago
More screwed up priorities from the state that gave us "stand your ground." Maybe they need to pass a "stain your groin" law to legalize some erotic activities between consenting adults.
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11 years ago
If the music level is so loud as to preclude conversation (especially negotiations for extras), then it is too loud. I don't know what is driving the DJ to pump up the volume but overly loud music may drive some customers away, myself included.
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11 years ago
Recommendations depend on your priorities. My recommendations (biased of course by my own experience)
Best talent-- Penthouse, Flight Club, Coliseum, Players, maybe BT's (probably in that order but the line up varies from day to day at most clubs)
Best VIP facility: Penthouse, Flight Club, Toy Chest, Players are mostly roomy and comfortable. BT's is cramped and a step below the clubs listed first. At the bottom of the VIP facility scale you'll find Silver Cricket (cramped), and beneath the bottom of the scale you'll find Bogarts.
Value (dances)-- Bogarts, Silver cricket, Toy Chest, BT's Players. Penthouse and Flight Club seem to have adopted stripper union pricing (high and standardized across dancers).
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11 years ago
Not exactly the same issue, but I go out of my way to arrange business trips to cities with high mileage strip clubs and try to avoid trips to cities that are locked down (or arrange to travel through more stripper friendly cities). In some ways, the OP might ask, how far and how often will you travel to get access to a high mileage strip club city?
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11 years ago
I agree with pbjfb (above), this experiment cannot work unless a) you are widely recognized and known by your TUSCL user and b) you provide a means for the dancers to identify that they saw your post on TUSCL (like a secret phrase that is posed here) and c) you provide the motivation for a dancer to approach you with the secret phrase (like $20 to the first dancer in each club that you visit who whispers the secret phrase to you).
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11 years ago
I appreciate the diversity of interests and recommendations and normally I wouldn't comment on any recommendation but Columbus, OH? Really? And Sonic has never submitted a review of any club in Columbus?
Could it have been a typo-- possibly Columbia,not Columbus?
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11 years ago
You missed a good time in Tijuana!
In the U.S., I recommend a summer trip to Detroit for the large number of extras friendly clubs, great golf courses and water recreation. For winter trips, I recommend Miami, Phoenix, City of Industry (near LA), and Tampa. Never been to Houston but it seems to be getting more restrictive.
If my work and family obligations allowed, I'd like to visit Germany (the FKK clubs), Thailand, Costa Rica, Columbia. Dominican Republic might be worth a visit but I'd be a bit cautious about the higher incidence of HIV/AIDS.
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11 years ago
Given the amount of misinformation circulating about STDs, this looks like a helpful resource. I especially like the fact that he is honest in acknowledging that unprotected oral sex is less dangerous than other types of exposure.
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11 years ago
The strippers in my favorite club must have already experienced a visit from this generous group. I noticed a lot of the dancers on their knees and praying.
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11 years ago
Romper room, adult version. Who's old enough to get that reference?
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11 years ago
I know of a dancer review site called peelerreview.com but it mostly covers dancers in Michigan not NYC.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Find the few remaining strippers in Detroit who do NOT do extras and corrupt them!
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11 years ago
Art:
I suggest that you learn ASL, American Sign Language for communicating your sexual needs and interests with dancers in a noisy strip club environment.
Of course I have no idea what the sign is for BBBJCIMNS, but I'm getting a wry smile imagining the sign language demo of this request and the sign language reply from the dancer.
If that doesn't work, carry an ipad or iphone into the club and queue up a favorite porn scene to help the dancer understand your request.
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11 years ago
Commandments are made to be broken, or at least bent.
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11 years ago
My real first name plus a little information about where I work and my job would make it pretty easy for a person to identify me---if they were motivated to do so (unlikely). As a result, I typically use my real first name but change some details about my place of employment.
I'll often banter with strippers about stage names. On occasion, I'll ask a stripper if they'd like to recommend a "stage" or alias name for me. One time we were discussing car themed names (Lexus, Mercedes are such common stripper names) and the stripper suggested that I should be named Ram. i took that as a compliment given our recent trip to the VIP. Im just glad that she didn't suggest Prius for my alias.