Comments by rattdog (page 41)

so pretty soon some inmate is going to get a piece of hollywood ass

depends on the situation. once a girl was giving me a lapper and the dj announced her name to be next on stage. she told me to hurry the fuck up. i'm like awesome - revved up to max gear, got off good and saved me some money. if it's an otc seesion then yeah that would not be fun at all. i'll still do what i did with the lapper girl but with otc i like to take up a little more time.

going to countries like these just for the sake of getting your balls emptied out is just not worth it. yes i'm sure mongers that arrived back home will say, "well nothing happened to me." well then yeah they should consider themselves very, very fortunate. but if any of them should appear through the crosshairs then no amount of self awareness that got them up to a certain point is going to do them any good. once it passes that point consider surviving that moment more than just a blessing.

holy shit - the qb only attempted to throw the ball 3 times and the team still won? so buffalo knew what the pats were going to do and still couldn't stop them? that's real impressive. sure the way the pats play won't be pleasing to the eye, but that's the way they have to play with the lack of all pro offensive playmakers. and their team defense could most likely be the best one in the nfl right now.

here's an idea: how about some of these fucking liberal DA's start showing some balls and start prosecuting? guess that won't happen - does philly have a piece of shit for a mayor?

no 20 lappers and no day shift hours anymore - i'm out as well.

twist: it was adam baldwin that brought in a prop gun into the strip club. oh shit wait....

yeah it's too unfortunate that the asian girl didn't have hands to combat those fuckers. if that girl had the same exact skills as the girl from the movie the raid 2 the outcome would have been waaaaay different. a badass beautiful bloodbath!!! AA leaders will only show their faces when AA people are victimized by those of a skin color that's different than theirs. it's been $$$ for the rev's al n jesse for many, many years. why should that change now and/or tomorrow?

i always wanted to go the one in new jersey but it would always be held at a remote location not accessible by train or bus. the girls that worked the booths to me were the hottest ones there, not the features. i always wonder if otc or doing something behind a curtain while they're on break would be available. but yeah that bait n switch tactic is fucked up. clearly an intentional misprint. to type/write $20 and the word free is so way different on so many levels. could have been a little more worse - could have charged $49-100 instead. as long as you had a good time at then end that's what matters most.

just like blackjack double aces - keep doubling down - on shit like 1/6, co19, kids shooting up schools. anybody want to add to this list?

"The democrat party is desperate to get COVID under control so that it's just a memory in October 2022." really? funny - i don't get that impression at all. if anything i think the dems want co19 to linger as long as they can. it 's a real good way for them to control the masses. anybody want to wager that co19 is still going to be around 2 years from this date?

also on the other hand there were many times i've hogged my faves for hours as well after getting off on lappers. didn't even pay them extra for their time. why would i? they liked hanging with me and shooting the shit. yeah i've been guilty of playing the whale part. overall it all evens out.

i had to cut off a fave of mine from my go to reliable list for a month or two. first time this happened was when i walked into the club and she was the cb (cock blocker). she would just sit there, blah blah blah, when her turn go to the stage, and after that go back to blah blah blahhing with cb. i went to the stage to see if she wanted to give me lappers and she replied yes. it was all bullshit of course. this happened again a second time. reality hits me: dude that cb has her wrapped up on his finger. find another target. i thought of anticipating when the cb would arrive at the club but i figured that dick and the fave would have the timing down on when they would both show up at nearly the same time. so to the ones who are bothered by cb's - yeah sure they suck baboon balls. but hey if the girl you are into is more interested in hanging out with cb than you then yeah you have to swallow that bitter pill. if you plan well in advance or have a good knack for adapting on the fly then these moments won't sting as much. you can curse and wish death on cb piece of shit every time you step into the club but why?

i don't know if the girls there are some of the sluttiest in the nation or not but when i was in 'frisco for a week i only saw two girls that i considered attractive. this was back in the 80's. probably hasn't changed in that regard. same with seattle, as a friend of mine worked there for about 3 years. nyc-definitely queens-the last 10 girls i've been with were from there. tip: target tourist girls. besides queens and maybe the bronx, girls in the other boroughs are going to require lots of effort and are generally a real bunch of pains in the ass.

damn - some here have this impression that bebe is going to expand to honey boo boo like proportions. my 600 pound life just might get a pop star to appear on the show.

jealous? yeah sure. the farts that pass by through blustering winds are making my green flags ripple.

kill is perhaps a bit extreme. so instead how about fuck, marry, or be my voice coach and help me out with humming the c major scale? if she doesn't instantly know what the c major scale by now then be killed it is.

kanter is actually one of my favorite players in the the nba i actually enjoy watching on the court. the guy was already way more patriotic than those 2 said above commie shitbags before declared official citizenship.

who the fuck do you think you are? " you can blow $100 and barely get started on a good time." ahh the consequences of no plan no plan. I would imagine for a great time between the mix of drinks and woman, you probably blowing around $500." i checked out tiburon's club reviews - i've been to all but one of those clubs. a real good time can be had for under $200 in those clubs. so if guy who wants to step inside bergdorf goodman and is low in funds should not be allowed in? or what if another guy does have money to afford to go into that same department store but is a cheap fuck? deny him entry too? so yeah again, who the fuck are you?

"Who the fuck has the time or the inclination to do these things? Good for you if you can, but I guess I’m missing out." ehh not missing much at all. i stopped gifting years ago. last time i gave a girl something for xmas was about 4 -5 years ago. and that was because she would leave me alone to do whatever i liked in vip lapper section. so gifting her was to show appreciation. more business than doing good holiday sentiment than anything.

nothing extravagant - i leave that to the other guys who feel that's what they have to do - holidays or not. chocolate or a silver bracelet made most of my faves happy.

i know of one strip club moment i was involved in when a microphone would had been useless. i was standing nearby the lapper room. a girl i would sometimes take to that room was finished giving lappers and she came out. our eyes met. then she points to the lap room, makes a fist and then simulates a jerking off motion. i pointed at her and laughed my ass off.

same - got burned, sit down, vent in mind, go to plan b. if the mood goes away to want to try anybody after that just get up and leave. but perhaps most important is to learn from that L and not repeat that one along with the previous L's.

poor poor girl. safety not on is not safe for the pussy. i do wonder if there is a double standard being applied here. article does not say the weapon was registered under the victim's name. if one of us guys discharged an unregistered firearm and shot a piece of dick off the cops would be waiting outside after the hospital gives the ok to discharge the patient.

sounds like a playbook from ray bradbury's fahrenheight 451. is this book also on the must burn list?