Comments by rattdog (page 40)

jaydalux sure does have the right hardware to cause a big ass enthusiast to shoot off a load that can plaster insects against a ceiling.

go ahead and get your rocks off. at this moment you're her first option. if you decline and she finds another option then this might mess up future opportunities.

"hey baby hey baby hey" -gwen stefani

is there a way of finding out if the person(s) you're trying to reach has you on block?

back during late 90's i was at a club outside of montreal. during this time the clubs either in toronto or niagara falls were cracked down and the girls had to go to other cities to find work. our group went to this club right around shift time change. there was word that these girls from toronto/niagara would be coming by. i looked at the girls that were already working a the club - ehh. i'll wait for others to arrive. waiting for an hour turns out to be the right decision. about 8 of these girls walk inside the club. out of these 8 at least 4 of them i would rate as atf status. we're talking mons venus type during that club's prime. so imagine a mons venus type of girl that won't mind if you unzip and take the peter out. she'll of course have to cover yours with a rubber but you won't mind as it's a mons venus type that's giving you that blowjob for like 60-80 canadian bucks.

and back in the day jugghead and gilligan both jerked off to all 4 of them

most likely a case of someone who disapproved of such behavior and couldn't mind his/her own business. probably not part of the party but a bar regular. so let's make a vid of this and ruin some lives. that'll show them. people like this really do deserve a few punches right on the face.

"In my 27-years I have never met a Padres fan, then I saw a video of everyone celebrating and being so excited in San Diego. "I retweeted the video and said 'this is funny as no one turned up to their games when they sucked." not only does she look great but she's funny as fuck too. normally i;m into pawgs and my head would explode if this girl put on an extra 20 pounds. despite that it would not be hard to make this girl an exception to my usual preference.

you met a 9 on a monday night and had a good time with her. she gave you her real name and number. so instead of trying to meetup with her up say tuesday or wednesday you chose to call the club to see if they were open on wednesday? sounded like the girl was into you if she gave you 3 dances or the price of one along with her digits. am i missing something here?

i could see that - carlos cast in a role as a member of a danny trejo led cartel.

^just had me thinking about the cheech marin part in from dusk 'til dawn where he plays a barker for a titty bar. in the movie soundtrack it's called chet's speech. some guy actually accidentally chose this song on the jukebox at a bar i was a regular at years ago. probably can amend to that speech. -c;mon step right in. so much pussy. we have birthday cake pussy, ping pong pussy, banana pussy....

yeah that fat guy was a big dude. probably played football. i'd talk to him from time to time but never asked if he did. i always wondered why this dude was working there all the time. valet parkers are usually short term jobs until a better more stable job is found. ahh now i know why. never got the chance to find out if, all kidding aside, if he could fuck up a vehicle's transmission. my lift always parked his car across the street.

my go to place in jersey- i guess not anymore. triple chinner is the valet parking guy.

midgets and dwarves see assholes all day

the company that i work for sent all employees away from the office building to work remotely from home sometime march 2020. the secretary has to show up to the office 3 times a month to keep the office organized regarding office building notifications, ingoing/outgoing mail and fedex parcels, etc. anyway building management will email her co19 building updates. each update consists of info pertaining to an unidentified person working at a certain floor of the building has contracted co19, told to leave, get treatment and then come back when the illness is taken care of with proof. the secretary will then email everybody in my company that update. i usually receive such a notification like say on average once every 6 weeks, starting march 2020 up until yesterday. today i saw 4 such updates in my office inbox. i get this feeling that should more of these notifications start popping more regularly then the building management may stop sending these updates for good.

that poor girl will not like listening to any of the ones below while on stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl7O4C6PCp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_sqWSuWT80

or how many paralegals?

whether you're into rick astley's music or not, give that guy is props. he had a a real good run and experienced worldwide popularity during the late 80's and early 90's.

why not just start another fb account? better yet why not another 25-30? it'll be cheaper than hiring a lawyer, to whom fb will wind up paying of anyway if the op's "case" should show any real solid merit in court.

"I had puke on my pants and I smelled like a sewer. I was lucky to not get bounced that night!" hold up a second - you still wound up sticking around after all that? hahahaha!!!!!!! was this heartbreakers? i always wanted to go there.

a girl was giving me a hj and i shot it all over her hand. she reacted like a grenade exploded on her hand. after that i was wondering how she cleaned up her hand. when i got home and took off my pants i noticed a dry white messy spot on one of my black pant legs. question answered.

i miss that brace faced bitch. wish she was on my lap right now. she can tell me to hurry the fuck up as many times as she likes.

well i certainly wasn't going to reply with, "whoa what's the rush?" just floored on the accelerator like one would on a getaway car and stop once the splooge makes its appearance

his career was projecting along real nicely in a similar pattern as rod smith did. then for whatever reason(s) he wound up with houston and the jets. then poof just disappeared. he and emmanuel sanders were one of the best wr tandems in nfl history

“I need you to cum fast” if a girl told me that i would instantly lose the mood. not because of rage or disappointment. i would just be laughing so hard with a finger pointed at her. “I need you to cum fast” hahahahah that is some funny shit!!! in over 20 years of mongering i never would had thought that sentence would ever be said by a girl. inside my head i've said it many times to myself but that's just a cost saving measure of mine.