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13 years ago
One moveI can figure she is the new "one" when she can puff a cigarette with her kitty.
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13 years ago
Lame pleas for buying a danceI owe my lawyer.......I owe my bondsman.......
these are the ones that always prick my attention.
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13 years ago
Prostitution sting nets 70-year-old womanThe old broad is the best looking, that's for sure. And, like shadowcat, I am certain that a gummer is part of her gameplan.
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13 years ago
Dryer sheetsPossibly, What I think is more likely is that they spray their costumes with Febreeze to mask odors. That product smells a LOT like dryer sheets.
What works better, ladies, is a mixture of 1/3 vodka and 2/3 distilled water. Spray it on your clothes, and it kills the bacteria that cause the odors, and it does not have a smell of its own.
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13 years ago
What sets you over the edge...phpl: all of us have our own tastes. I prefer the chain-smoking girls that make it clear they need the (insert bill here) paid and all she really needs to make tonight is (insert amount here). Day-umm.
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13 years ago
Digital Playground's ‘Top Guns' Breaks Pre-order Sales RecordSee my previous post...
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13 years ago
SC/Civilian life crossoveMy most serious crossover was nearly thirty years ago when the younger, hotter sister of a college girlfriend came out on stage. Being young, I was, of course, sitting ringside.
She recognized me, sat down on the stage and started catching me up with news about her sister. Weird.
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13 years ago
What sets you over the edge...scatterbrain: nice look. I am a big fan.
sucker: this is the look that I am a HUGE fan of at the beach, but it is not enough of a fantasy thing for me at an SC.
My favorite: heels, thigh highs, garter belt. And NOTHING else.
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13 years ago
Is it just me...I pulled out a fat wad of sweaty singles to purchase lunch last week and the 60ish cashier raised an eyebrow and asked if I was going to a "titty joint for dessert."
I still am smiling over THAT one.
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13 years ago
Zombie strippersOK, so how freshly dead are the zombie strippers? I don't need no body parts fallin' off and shit during the lappie...
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13 years ago
PT'sI am glad to hear that PTs in Miami is a nice club. I understand the one in Denver is nice, too. The one in Sauget (East St. Louis), Illinois, however, is no longer the club it used to be. My buddies still go to it for old time's sake, but it is never where we end the night.
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13 years ago
Sneaky large natural breastsstevie (Wonder, not Nicks): I recently had that happen to me in a place in Maumelle, Arkansas. Young athletic black girl. GREAT legs and ass (Prim0 would have seriously dug her), taut and flat belly. Young.
Her bikini top formed a nice cone of cleavage, but cleavage can be manufactured by foundation garments....so....
Second song, the top comes off, and it was HOLY Shit. They were very large, perfectly round and had cute, perky nips.
Sneaky, indeed.
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13 years ago
Is it just me...I just checked.
I got 8 bucks on me.
All singles.
shit......
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13 years ago
The nicest guy...I have never been lied to the extent that one ever claimed I had a BIG dick. I did have one call it "cute" once, and she cooed over it and kept saying, "Man, the places I could put this...."
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13 years ago
Ultimate Complimentmetaldude: I have seen a "metal." I only saw a "Dude" in the Big Lebowski.
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13 years ago
Zombie strippersBrain: "Swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead..."
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13 years ago
Club membershipIt is the ONLY way to get into a club in Kansas. Your choice is present the ID or go home.
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13 years ago
Thoughts on the Scottish DeerhoundMy Scottish heritage suggests that Scottish BEERhound is perfectly acceptable.
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13 years ago
Next levelI use a con, sometimes. Mostly I tell them I am a chiropractor. I give a hell of a back-rub, and it quickly turns into a front-rub.
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13 years ago
Best day of the week to go clubbing?Timbo: the one and only text I ever got from a stripper to "come see her" was on the 8th. She was about to have her utilities turned off. She needed $600 fast.
I am too old to take 12 blow jobs in succession, so she didn't get it from me.
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13 years ago
Songs of choicephpl: you are the man. Funk in a strip joint. It is a perfect mix.
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13 years ago
Zombie strippersFull disclosure: I WOULD fuck an alien.
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13 years ago
Visiting Rockford IL, anyone know any amps there?Allright, I gotta know: is this a handjob joint? More? I am now itching to go to a place I have never spent time before just to check out this foreign phenomenon.
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13 years ago
Digital Playground's ‘Top Guns' Breaks Pre-order Sales RecordI MUST have it... I WILL empty my pockets to get it...oh, wait. It is already on Red Tube.....
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13 years ago
Zombie strippersZombie strippers? Can you imagine how doggy their breath would be after consuming raw human flesh? Yikes.
I am more of an alien invasion guy. They won't fuck with the Ozarks.