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15 years ago
Reading my article "The Evolution of the Strip Club" best explains it, but a quick analogy-just as christianity is a sect of Judaism, strippers are a sect of Burlesque shows.
Burlesque shows first showed up just after 1900, and perhaps a few years before. Some burlesque dancers get nude, but they're moving around behind giant feathers and other props, so you don't get full nudity. Matter of fact, the only place where you can see burlesque dancers go full monty is at Les Girls in San Diego.
The best known burlesque act today is the Pussycat Dolls. They sing and dance and wear risque costumes, but the fact is that burlesque dancers are entertainers, and strippers are sex industry workers. Some strippers think of themselves as tease (like burlesque dancers) but the money makers in strip clubs are those who lapdance for fun and/or profit.
Two movies you might want to see, if you're into the history aspect, is "Lady of Burlesque", starring Barbara Stanwyck and "Mrs. Henderson Presents", which has an all star cast, including Bob Hoskins and Dame Judi Dench.
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15 years ago
Houston Dolls is not only close to work, but I have to pass it twice on my work rounds. With that said, I've noticed it stays open 365 days a year. Also, during Ike, Dolls was in a small pocket of the city that had 7/24 electricity (the rest of the city was in the dark for 2-4 weeks). Anyway,the staff there made money, hand over fist.
Shadowcat is right about nawlins. The SC's were open like three days after Katrina, and doing business.
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15 years ago
I second your notion. I accept that in topless clubs, thongs are necessary, but I often mention to dancers in the back room that we would both be more comfortable if she took off those ugly fucking and dangerous platforms.
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15 years ago
Open minded is more like it. They'll do it with another dancer, for cash (a customer pays to watch), because they trust the other dancer. They might even engage in a little tickle for fun, but it's kind of "variety-spice of life" kind of thing. Their hearts are in hetero relationships. With that said, though, there are some lesbian strippers. I had one be up front with me about it before we headed back for a lapper, and hers was very mechanical and uninspired.
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15 years ago
Superdude and qwerty ar both right. OTC Gal frequented other clubs.
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15 years ago
There is nothing worth fighting over in a SC.
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15 years ago
Absolutely I would.
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15 years ago
If it's not Alexis Love and Kitty, giving lappers, no thanks.
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15 years ago
Al Bundy: "At the nudie bar, where you see their butts and they keep their traps shut. At the nudie bar."
She can moan, hiss, or pant, but talking is out of the question.
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15 years ago
Any other suggestions?
Save up for a trip to Houston where the women are friendly, the mileage is high, and it ain't bitter cold.
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15 years ago
Houston Dolls gets raided every other year. 3-6 months without a license, then it's back to being a bordello. Why do you think I go there often?
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15 years ago
I'm Jewish. We Jews don't eat pork. I have all the pussy I want.
Maybe Kirchner's remarks have to do with all the nazis Argentina hid. Wait a minute-Kirchner is a German name. Isn't the population of Argentina hispanic ? Hmmm....
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15 years ago
Mine is average in length, but very wide in girth. Strippers I have FS with sometimes complain about the girth "I'm having trouble getting it in", "it hurts", "Can I just give you a HJ instead?"
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15 years ago
On my last trip to Dolls, I was spreading the wealth around (how Obama of me !! LOL !!). Anyway, spotted this blonde that I wanted a dance or three from. Tipped her 5.00 at the stage and asked her to see me after. She said she was going to pee first (after stage) then would come over.
When she reappeared after peeing, she sat down at he next table and started talking to them. I waved at her several times, but she intentionally ignored me. So, I flagged down an attractive waittress and got a couple of dances from her. She appreciated the money.
My one regret, not having enough for a return trip. It was Christmas time and the local stations were playing those commercials where they show their entire staff. Turns out that the blonde who ignored me was the production assistant for the weeknight 6 p.m. broadcast. Knowing her real name, it would've been fun to torment her.
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15 years ago
Someone in need of an ass whupping.
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15 years ago
Strip clubs with grand openings bring in their best from all over-no ROB's-they want guys to come back. I went to a grand opening once, and it was, to quote Martha Stewart "A good thing."
The only bump in the road happened the second I walked in the door. One of two local radio DJ's, known for being perverts were in attendance. As I walked in the door, one of them grabbed me by the shoulders, shook me vigorously, and screamed "HAVE YOU SEEN ANY PUSSY?"
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15 years ago
Personally, I think the quake did a million dollars worth of improvements-follow my logic:
Pre quake- the entire country is a shanty town
Post quake-rubble, but hundeds of millions of dollars will build infrastructure. No doubt soe Hollywood type will go down there to build homes and/or community centers. Who knows? Perhaps even Ty Pennington and crew will go there.
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15 years ago
Mine is Trojan, but to each his own.
My condom story- About 8 or 9 years ago I had gone to St. James. Although I had been the several times, never before had I been offered FS ITC. I went to the bathroom troll and he sold me one.
Don't know where that fucker bought his, but it was the first time I realized there was different sizes. Ended up, both of us trying to unwrap this condom meant for a child onto a man. We got about maybe two inches unwrapped and that was close enough for her. However, it tore and she was afraid that there were parts of it in her, or that I had cum (which I hadn't).
Really awkward situation. Been packing my own ever since.
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15 years ago
UGH !!! My dick saw those pics, screamed, and hid. I'll try to coax him back out later today with a porn film.
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15 years ago
You're right, it is absolutely awful. So many directions they could've gone and they chose the absolute worst road.
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15 years ago
The man is arrogant beyond belief. His agenda going into office was to destroy this country. The election shocker in Massachusetts was a wake up call that the country soundly rejects his policies. Taking that into effect, he then attacked in a different direction, going full guns after the banks. His speech was last night was heavy on pie in the sky ideals, with no specifics whatsoever. Wall Street, however, was so thrilled at his remarks, that it's presently in a nose dive.
This fall, there's going to be a bloodletting at the polls. It's a reversal of what the pundits said a month ago-that the GOP is finished. Actually, it's the dems that are finished.
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15 years ago
B. Go only as far as a dance, maybe two, then tell her you're tapped. The evicted part is SS.
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15 years ago
She's a real winner. She should be required to wear a large red B on her clothing.
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15 years ago
Read my article, "Trip with the Stripper". DO NOT deviate from my advice (i.e. DO NOT leve her alone).
Dougster is in the 9 ring on the target. She and a friend will gang up on you, and you'll be out a lot of money, getting little to nothing in return.
Save yourself money and heartburn, tell her the trip is cancelled.
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15 years ago
"couple of professional, good looking guys"
Seinfeld did a show about something that happened to him. He asked a cashier out and she laughed him off, saying "you're just a comedian."
I the mid 1980's, transitioning etween active Marines and active Army, I did a couple of years in the Marine reserve. During that time, I worked full time at a Marriott. I had a crush on the banquet manager. As part of my lure I told her that I was in the military and she saw me in my BDU's a few times (but she didn't take me seriously). Anyway, just before I left the hotel, I had a formal event to go to. I wore my full dress (class A) uniform.
Suddenly, she was all over me. I asked her why she was suddenly so interested in me. She told me that she thought I was lying about being in the military. My Army assignment, three hundred miles away, started two days later. I told her I was no longer interested in her and I walked away.