A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is . . . Talkin'?
steve229
I ran into this very chatty dancer the other night. I liked her, she was funny and sexy and easy to listen to. She keep talking as we made our way to the back and when she straddled me waiting for the next song to start. I expected her to stop when the dance started, but she never did, just kept on talking the whole time. Didn't seem to affect her dancing skills, she was grinding and touching me in all the right places, and I really wasn't paying attention to what she was saying; just saw that her lips were still moving.
Ever happen to you?
Ever happen to you?
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Personally, I like to have a nice conversation at the bar, with one and two sentence answers. If I like them I'll let things get deeper. But I don't like it when dancers don't know when to shut up.
She can moan, hiss, or pant, but talking is out of the question.
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Don't hear the "when the stripper is cryin" song much (maybe the dancers don't like it) but I did hear Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" in the club the other night. I was singing along and the dancer gave me a funny look when she saw I knew all the words.
If a dancer has a need to keep her mouth busy during a LD, I'll gladly find something for her to keep it busy with.
My "talker" proceeded to explain to me why she moved from Florida to Seattle (everyone leaves the sunshine state for the fog and rain of Seattle, right? No, it was for a guy...) Listening to her gripes only cost my $35 (one dance), but hey, I was willing to check out VIP at a new club (to me); and me and my money soon parted ways.